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Sister Samantha is a limited-time side questline released on January 23, 2019 for the Love, Springfieldian Style 2019 Event. It needs the premium character Samantha Stankey.

Quests Edit

Quest Requirements Time Reward Triggered By
Sister Samantha Pt. 1 Make Samantha Stankey Read Faithfully 4h Cash100
XP10
Samantha Stankey
Sister Samantha Pt. 2 Make Samantha Stankey Flip French-Canadian Nun Tricks 12h Cash100
XP10
Samantha Stankey
Sister Samantha Pt. 3 Make Samantha Stankey Speak in Nun Tongues 60m Cash100
XP10
Milhouse
Sister Samantha Pt. 4 Make Samantha Stankey Scare Milhouse 24h Cash100
XP10
Samantha Stankey
Sister Samantha Pt. 5 Make Samantha Stankey Avoid Milhouse 24h Cash200
XP20
Samantha Stankey

Dialogue Edit

Sister Samantha Pt. 1 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Samantha Stankey Happy Icon Hey Milhouse! They let everyone in St. Sebastian's out on break early.
Milhouse Excited Icon Samantha! What's school like there? I heard you guys use spoons for your ice cream instead of the little wooden sticks!
Samantha Stankey Icon Ah, it's a pretty standard French-Canadian private institute.
Milhouse Confused Icon You're being taught by Nuns?! That's got to be a lot of religious stuff.
Samantha Stankey Sad Icon They always make us read the Bible. I think I've read it cover to cover twice now. It gets pretty bloody.
Milhouse Mad Icon Spoiler alert!

End Edit

No dialogue.

Sister Samantha Pt. 2 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Samantha Stankey Icon Do you have any plans for the rest of the day?
Milhouse Happy Icon I was gonna meet up with Bart and squirt ketchup into a fan. You want to join us?
Samantha Stankey Happy Icon Wow, jeez, that sounds like a lot of fun! But I've got an assignment I need to work on.
Milhouse Surprised Icon Do you need help? I could lick your finger for you when you have to turn the page.
Samantha Stankey Sad Icon Sorry, I’ve gotta go.

End Edit

No dialogue.

Sister Samantha Pt. 3 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Milhouse Worried Icon Whoa, is that what happens when you drink the wine at church?
Samantha Stankey Icon I don't think I can tell you, Milhouse. I'm sorry, you just don't have the right credentials.
Samantha Stankey Happy Icon But believe me, it's not like a super cool secret mission or anything like that.
Samantha Stankey Happy Icon And how about this, I tell you what it's for in my own special language. See if you can figure it out.

End Edit

Character Dialogue
Milhouse Sneaky Icon Now I KNOW you’ve been in the communion wine!

Sister Samantha Pt. 4 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Samantha Stankey Icon Alright, Milhouse, I gotta run and take care of some school stuff. See you around!
Milhouse Sneaky Icon See ya! I'm totally not going to follow you and try to find out what you're up to.
Samantha Stankey Annoyed Icon The last person who tried to follow me ended up in the hospital.
Milhouse Scared Icon Don’t say another word or I’ll scream!

End Edit

No dialogue.

Sister Samantha Pt. 5 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Samantha Stankey Annoyed Icon Relax, Milhouse, I’m not going to do anything to you.
Milhouse Worried Icon You said the last guy who followed you ended up in the hospital!
Samantha Stankey Happy Icon That’s true... because I was going to the hospital to do volunteer work.
Samantha Stankey Icon The truth is that I’m trying out for the St. Sebastian gymnastics team.
Samantha Stankey Sad Icon I just didn’t want to tell you in case I didn’t make the team.
Milhouse Sad Icon So you lied to my face and scared me because you’re planning on seeing me again, right? Right?!

End Edit

No dialogue.

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