Siren Song is a premium quest featuring Princess Kashmir.

Quests Edit

Quest Requirements Triggered By Time
Siren Song Pt. 1 Make Princess Kashmir Answer Questions Downtown Wiggum 4h
Siren Song Pt. 2 Make Princess Kashmir Practice Kicks Wiggum 12h
Siren Song Pt. 3 Make Princess Kashmir Dance Around Town Wiggum 24h

Dialogue Edit

Siren Song Pt. 1 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Wiggum Eyeswide Icon Ms. Kashmir? I'm sorry to interrupt this fan dance mid-fan, but are you an acquaintance of Freddy Quimby?
Princess Kashmir Icon That handsome young man with a flashy ride?
Wiggum Drunk Icon Freddy Quimby, ma'am, not me.
Wiggum Icon No? Nothing? Alright, fine.
Wiggum Icon Well if you wouldn't mind, we'd like to ask you some questions down at the station.
Princess Kashmir Icon I'm sure this drunken horde of men won't mind me stopping my exotic dance early for the sake of civil justice.
Wiggum Eyeswide Icon Of course they won't -- drunk young men always respect the law.
Wiggum Serious Icon Lou, get the riot gear and for the love of god don't let anyone get a hashtag going.

End Edit

Character Dialogue
Princess Kashmir Icon At the club, he pretended to twist his ankle and insisted I help him into Moe's.
Princess Kashmir Icon But I really think he just wanted a girl on his arm to impress the sad hunchback who owns the bar.
Moe Sad Icon I don't understand why I have to be here for this.
Wiggum Serious Icon And that's the last time you saw Freddy Quimby that night?
Princess Kashmir Icon Yes, I hope that helps.
Princess Kashmir Icon He and his family seem like such nice people, like American royalty. Commemorative plate stock.
Wiggum Icon Thank you. And now... just a few more questions.
Lou Icon Sir, you're questioning this girl longer than you questioned that suspected serial killer.
Wiggum Icon Yeah, but that guy wasn't pretty OR nice.
Wiggum Icon And he kept saying he was going to use my bones as a wind chime. Probably innocent anyway.

Siren Song Pt. 2 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Lou Icon Chief, there's a problem. I found hundreds of parking tickets in Miss Kashmir's name.
Princess Kashmir Sad Icon Oh, no, I must have left my car in a loading zone before the meltdown that destroyed the town.
Wiggum Drunk Icon Don't you worry your pretty little head, we'll talk to the judge about them.
Lou Icon You didn't clear any of those suspected serial killer's parking tickets.
Wiggum Icon Jeez Lou, didn't know you two were best friends.
Wiggum Icon Just try not to get any more tickets in the meantime, Ms. Kashmir.
Wiggum Icon And watch out -- there's a suspected serial killer on the loose.

Siren Song Pt. 3 Edit

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