Siren Song is a premium quest featuring Princess Kashmir.
Quests[]
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Requirements
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Siren Song Pt. 1
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Make Princess Kashmir Answer Questions Downtown
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Wiggum
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4h
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Siren Song Pt. 2
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Make Princess Kashmir Practice Kicks
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Wiggum
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12h
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Siren Song Pt. 3
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Make Princess Kashmir Dance Around Town
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Wiggum
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24h
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Dialogue[]
Siren Song Pt. 1[]
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Dialogue
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Ms. Kashmir? I'm sorry to interrupt this fan dance mid-fan, but are you an acquaintance of Freddy Quimby?
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That handsome young man with a flashy ride?
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Freddy Quimby, ma'am, not me.
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No? Nothing? Alright, fine.
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Well if you wouldn't mind, we'd like to ask you some questions down at the station.
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I'm sure this drunken horde of men won't mind me stopping my exotic dance early for the sake of civil justice.
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Of course they won't -- drunk young men always respect the law.
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Lou, get the riot gear and for the love of god don't let anyone get a hashtag going.
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End[]
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Dialogue
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At the club, he pretended to twist his ankle and insisted I help him into Moe's.
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But I really think he just wanted a girl on his arm to impress the sad hunchback who owns the bar.
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I don't understand why I have to be here for this.
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And that's the last time you saw Freddy Quimby that night?
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Yes, I hope that helps.
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He and his family seem like such nice people, like American royalty. Commemorative plate stock.
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Thank you. And now... just a few more questions.
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Sir, you're questioning this girl longer than you questioned that suspected serial killer.
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Yeah, but that guy wasn't pretty OR nice.
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And he kept saying he was going to use my bones as a wind chime. Probably innocent anyway.
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Siren Song Pt. 2[]
Start[]
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Dialogue
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Chief, there's a problem. I found hundreds of parking tickets in Miss Kashmir's name.
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Oh, no, I must have left my car in a loading zone before the meltdown that destroyed the town.
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Don't you worry your pretty little head, we'll talk to the judge about them.
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You didn't clear any of those suspected serial killer's parking tickets.
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Jeez Lou, didn't know you two were best friends.
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Just try not to get any more tickets in the meantime, Ms. Kashmir.
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And watch out -- there's a suspected serial killer on the loose.
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Siren Song Pt. 3[]
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