Shinobi-Dooby-Doo, is a premium side questline that was released on October 22, 2023, for the Treehouse of Horror XXXIV Event. It requires the premium character, Ninja From the Black Lagoon.
Quests[]
| Quest | Requirements | Time | Reward | Triggered By |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Shinobi-Dooby-Doo, Pt. 1 | Make Ninja From the Black Lagoon Take a Meeting With the Mob Make Fat Tony Don His Swim Trunks* |
4h 4h |
 100  10
|
Ninja From the Black Lagoon |
| Shinobi-Dooby-Doo, Pt. 2 | Make Ninja From the Black Lagoon Sneak Across Town Make Fat Tony Eat Leftover Cannolis* |
4h 4h |
100 10
|
Ninja From the Black Lagoon |
| Shinobi-Dooby-Doo, Pt. 3 | Make Ninja From the Black Lagoon Eat Cannolis Make Don Vittorio Open His Package** |
4h 4h |
100 10
|
Ninja From the Black Lagoon |
| Shinobi-Dooby-Doo, Pt. 4 | Make Ninja From the Black Lagoon Hunt Down HomerSimpson742 Make Don Vittorio Get Some Decent Cannolis** |
4h 4h |
100 10
|
Ninja From the Black Lagoon |
| Shinobi-Dooby-Doo, Pt. 5 | Make Ninja From the Black Lagoon Surprise Attack Make Bart Hide His Stash of Meanie Babies*** |
4h 4h |
200 20
|
Ninja From the Black Lagoon |
*Only appears if the player has Fat Tony.
**Only appears if the player has Don Vittorio.
***Only appears if the player has Bart.
Dialogue[]
Shinobi-Dooby-Doo, Pt. 1[]
Start[]
| Character | Dialogue |
|---|---|
|
Hold all my mob hits, Louie, I'm going to take a dip in my swimming pool. |
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You got it, boss. |
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WAAAH! There's an icky thing in my pool! |
| File:Ninja From the Black Lagoon Happy Icon.png | The Ninja From the Black Lagoon, actually! |
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My swimming pool is not a black lagoon! |
| File:Ninja From the Black Lagoon Confused Icon.png | *shrugs* Eh, black lagoon, black-bottom pool...same difference. |
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How dare you mess with the boss! *pulls out a pistol* |
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Repack your pistol, Louie. So, you're a ninja, huh? |
| File:Ninja From the Black Lagoon Icon.png | Yes. We're called "shinobi" in Japan, or "goon" in Chicago. |
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How would you like to swim in my pool anytime you wanted without anyone putting a bullet in you? |
| File:Ninja From the Black Lagoon Icon.png | I'm listening... |
End[]
| Character | Dialogue |
|---|---|
| File:Ninja From the Black Lagoon Happy Icon.png | Throw in all the uramaki I can eat, and you got a deal. |
| File:Fat Tony No Shirt Happy Icon.png | No problem! You should see the size of my sushi boat. |
| File:Ninja From the Black Lagoon Confused Icon.png | I hope that's not a euphemism for something else. |
Shinobi-Dooby-Doo, Pt. 2[]
Start[]
| Character | Dialogue |
|---|---|
| File:Ninja From the Black Lagoon Icon.png | Okay, what's the first job? |
|
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I need you to deliver this package to Don Vittorio, and no one can see you with it. |
| File:Ninja From the Black Lagoon Happy Icon.png | NP. I am, after all, a ninja! |
|
Don't get cocky! |
| File:Ninja From the Black Lagoon Confused Icon.png | Can I ask just what I'm delivering? |
|
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My dear departed Madre's famous cannolis...and some guns and poison, a few other harmless things. |
|
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On second thought...in case you run into the cops, I'd better keep a few cannolis for myself. |
Shinobi-Dooby-Doo, Pt. 3[]
Start[]
| Character | Dialogue |
|---|---|
| File:Ninja From the Black Lagoon Icon.png | Don Vittorio, Fat Tony had me bring this package to you. But you didn't see me. |
|
My eyesight is getting bad, but I do see you. |
| File:Ninja From the Black Lagoon Annoyed Icon.png | No! I'm an invisible ninja so you should NOT see me! |
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Fine. I don't see you. But I do see this package is already open! |
| File:Ninja From the Black Lagoon Icon.png | I might have helped myself to a cannoli or two. |
|
You helped yourself to my package?! Just like my GrubHub delivery guy! |
End[]
| Character | Dialogue |
|---|---|
|
Ah, there's my precious! |
| File:Ninja From the Black Lagoon Icon.png | Your gun? Your poison? |
|
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Nothing that worthless. *opens package* |
| File:Ninja From the Black Lagoon Confused Icon.png | A Meanie Baby stuffed animal? |
|
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Everyone thinks the Meanie Babies market has dried up, but I love them so much! *hugs and kisses Meanie Baby* |
Shinobi-Dooby-Doo, Pt. 4[]
Start[]
| Character | Dialogue |
|---|---|
|
|
I need a favor. |
| File:Ninja From the Black Lagoon Icon.png | Anything, Don Vittorio. |
|
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There is one thorn preventing me from cornering the Meanie Baby market! |
| File:Ninja From the Black Lagoon Icon.png | Say the word and that thorn is gone! Who is this mastermind? |
|
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I only know his online bidder name: HomerSimpson742. |
| File:Ninja From the Black Lagoon Icon.png | Don't worry, Don Vittorio, I'll find this Simpson742 and take care of him. |
|
|
By "take care of him", you don't mean "give him some cannolis", right? |
| File:Ninja From the Black Lagoon Confused Icon.png | No, I was going to kill him. Did you want me to give him cannolis? |
|
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No, no, killing him is fine. Besides, Tony's mama's cannolis aren't very good. But don't tell him I said that. |
Shinobi-Dooby-Doo, Pt. 5[]
Start[]
| Character | Dialogue |
|---|---|
| File:Ninja From the Black Lagoon Annoyed Icon.png | *sneaking around 742 Evergreen Terrance* Could this Homer Simpson be the man clever enough to thwart Don Vittorio? |
|
Marge! There's something wrong with the garden hose! |
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*turns on hose bib* Heh-heh-heh... |
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*blasted with water* Okay, it's fixed! |
| File:Ninja From the Black Lagoon Confused Icon.png | Hmm...seems unlikely. |
|
Ninja From the Black Lagoon? What are you doing here?! |
| File:Ninja From the Black Lagoon Icon.png | I'm working for Don Vittorio. He's trying to corner the Meanie Babies market, but a HomerSimpson742 is blocking him. |
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Meanie Babies are so lame. |
| File:Homer Blue Choking Icon.png | Do people know that Styrofoam packing peanuts are not real peanuts?! |
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And I think I've got a lame HomerSimpson742 for ya! |
End[]
| Character | Dialogue |
|---|---|
|
I don't know anything about meanies or weenies... Mmm...grilled weenies. *slaps brain* Forget the part about weenies. |
| File:Ninja From the Black Lagoon Confused Icon.png | Then who is buying all those Meanie Babies? |
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I just saw Bart stash a bunch of Meanies in his treehouse. |
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Shut up! |
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Sorry, was the fact that you've been using Dad's credit card to buy Meanie Babies online and sell them at school supposed to be a secret? |
| File:Ninja From the Black Lagoon Surprised Icon.png | YOU were the foe I sought all along, and you misled me to attack your own father. |
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Do your worst. |
| File:Ninja From the Black Lagoon Happy Icon.png | Heck, I'm impressed. How would you like to become a ninja? |
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It's what I've worked for my entire delinquent life! |
