Sgt. Skinner's Robot Parts Club

Sgt. Skinner's Robot Parts Club
Content Update	SciFi 2016 Event
Level Required	5
Release Date	August 16, 2016
Number of Quests	5

Sgt. Skinner's Robot Parts Club is a side questline released on August 16, 2016, for the SciFi 2016 Event. It requires the character Sgt. Skinner.

Quests

Quest	Requirements	Time	Reward	Triggered By
Sgt. Skinner's Robot Parts Club Pt. 1	Make Sgt. Skinner Infiltrate Skyberdine Systems	12h	100 10	Sgt. Skinner
Sgt. Skinner's Robot Parts Club Pt. 2	Make Sgt. Skinner Accept Springfield Canon	60m	100 10	Sgt. Skinner
Sgt. Skinner's Robot Parts Club Pt. 3	Make Sgt. Skinner Get Tested for Brainitis	8h	100 10	Sgt. Skinner
Sgt. Skinner's Robot Parts Club Pt. 4	Make Sgt. Skinner Try to Get Away in a Car	8h	100 10	Sgt. Skinner
Sgt. Skinner's Robot Parts Club Pt. 5	Make Sgt. Skinner Coexist with Principal Skinner	8h	100 10	Sgt. Skinner

Dialogue

Sgt. Skinner's Robot Parts Club Pt. 1

Character	Dialogue
	The robot army's command and control center is located inside the Skyberdine Systems building.
	Rats. From the scary name, I was hoping it was a candy shop that just happened to have a scary name.
	Mankind's only hope is if I can infiltrate the compound, then install a computer virus in their computer system...
	...even though I don't know what kind of computer it is or what kind of software it runs.
	Great. And pick me up some sour gummy worms while you're there. And they better be really sour, not just a little sour. Everything depends on you!

Sgt. Skinner's Robot Parts Club Pt. 2

Character	Dialogue
	I did it. I infiltrated and planted the virus.
	But the robots are still attacking!
	Yes, but they can no longer fly.
	They could fly before?
	They could, but they chose not to.
	Sgt. Seymour Skinner, I'm placing you under arrest!
	For breaking into a robot war factory and striking a blow for all mankind?
	Uh, no. I'm willing to let that slide.
	However, a 1997 law forbids even the mention of there being another character named Seymour Skinner, under pain of torture!
	Sgt. NAME WITHHELD, I hereby sentence you to twenty-four hours of brutal torture!

Sgt. Skinner's Robot Parts Club Pt. 3

Character	Dialogue
	I've honorably endured this nonsensical punishment. I now request leave to return to my home universe.
	Hi, everybody!
	Hi, Dr. Nick.
	Good news, Sgt. Skinner! I've discovered your medical problem!
	What a relief. I didn't even know I had a medical problem.
	You are suffering from what we are calling wormhole brainitis!
	It's making you think you have the same name as the other Seymour Skinner, Mr. School Principal Man.
	But it's my actual name. He stole my identity. There was a whole episode about it.
	You sound nutty! Must be the brainitis!

Sgt. Skinner's Robot Parts Club Pt. 4

Character	Dialogue
	Alright, enough of this foolishness. I'm getting my platoon back together, starting with Private Armin Tamzarian.
	Are you talking to me? I'm not Armin, I'm Seymour Skinner.
	Yeah, yeah. But we both know I'm the actual Seymour Skinner.
	Curious. This appears to be some sort of parallel universe causality paradox.
	Alas, no. That would've made a lot more sense.
	Okay, buddy, you were warned! Put 'em up!

Sgt. Skinner's Robot Parts Club Pt. 5

Start

Character	Dialogue
	I'm not going anywhere! How come none of these cars work?
	Haha, foolish man! Don't you know zese cars are just for showing?
	Help! It's a Terminator-type robot... disguised, logically, as an Austrian muscle man!
	Ziss guy watches too many action movies. Which is just ze right amount.
	SKINNNNNNNNNNNNNER!
	Yes?
	Yes?
	Allow me to propose a compromise. From now on, one Seymour Skinner will be known as PRINCIPAL Skinner, and the other as SGT. SKINNER.
	Yo, doofus. That's exactly how it already was.
	Then my work is done.

End

Character	Dialogue
	It's great to finally be accepted for who I am.
	And as for me, it's great to also be accepted for who you are.
	Let's never speak of this again. Again.
	So ordered!