Sgt. Skinner's Robot Parts Club is a side questline released on August 16, 2016, for the SciFi 2016 Event. It requires the character Sgt. Skinner.

Quests[edit | edit source]

Quest Requirements Time Reward Triggered By
Sgt. Skinner's Robot Parts Club Pt. 1 Make Sgt. Skinner Infiltrate Skyberdine Systems 12h Cash100
Experience10
Sgt. Skinner
Sgt. Skinner's Robot Parts Club Pt. 2 Make Sgt. Skinner Accept Springfield Canon 60m Cash100
Experience10
Sgt. Skinner
Sgt. Skinner's Robot Parts Club Pt. 3 Make Sgt. Skinner Get Tested for Brainitis 8h Cash100
Experience10
Sgt. Skinner
Sgt. Skinner's Robot Parts Club Pt. 4 Make Sgt. Skinner Try to Get Away in a Car 8h Cash100
Experience10
Sgt. Skinner
Sgt. Skinner's Robot Parts Club Pt. 5 Make Sgt. Skinner Coexist with Principal Skinner 8h Cash100
Experience10
Sgt. Skinner

Dialogue[edit | edit source]

Sgt. Skinner's Robot Parts Club Pt. 1[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Sgt. Skinner Icon.png The robot army's command and control center is located inside the Skyberdine Systems building.
Homer Sad Icon.png Rats. From the scary name, I was hoping it was a candy shop that just happened to have a scary name.
Sgt. Skinner Icon.png Mankind's only hope is if I can infiltrate the compound, then install a computer virus in their computer system...
Sgt. Skinner Icon.png ...even though I don't know what kind of computer it is or what kind of software it runs.
Homer Icon.png Great. And pick me up some sour gummy worms while you're there. And they better be really sour, not just a little sour. Everything depends on you!

Sgt. Skinner's Robot Parts Club Pt. 2[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Sgt. Skinner Happy Icon.png I did it. I infiltrated and planted the virus.
Marge Icon.png But the robots are still attacking!
Sgt. Skinner Icon.png Yes, but they can no longer fly.
Lisa Curious Icon.png They could fly before?
Sgt. Skinner Icon.png They could, but they chose not to.
Wiggum Serious Icon.png Sgt. Seymour Skinner, I'm placing you under arrest!
Sgt. Skinner Surprised Icon.png For breaking into a robot war factory and striking a blow for all mankind?
Wiggum Icon.png Uh, no. I'm willing to let that slide.
Wiggum Icon.png However, a 1997 law forbids even the mention of there being another character named Seymour Skinner, under pain of torture!
Judge Snyder Icon.png Sgt. NAME WITHHELD, I hereby sentence you to twenty-four hours of brutal torture!

Sgt. Skinner's Robot Parts Club Pt. 3[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Sgt. Skinner Icon.png I've honorably endured this nonsensical punishment. I now request leave to return to my home universe.
Dr. Nick Icon.png Hi, everybody!
Sgt. Skinner Happy Icon.png Hi, Dr. Nick.
Dr. Nick Icon.png Good news, Sgt. Skinner! I've discovered your medical problem!
Sgt. Skinner Icon.png What a relief. I didn't even know I had a medical problem.
Dr. Nick Icon.png You are suffering from what we are calling wormhole brainitis!
Dr. Nick Icon.png It's making you think you have the same name as the other Seymour Skinner, Mr. School Principal Man.
Sgt. Skinner Surprised Icon.png But it's my actual name. He stole my identity. There was a whole episode about it.
Dr. Nick Icon.png You sound nutty! Must be the brainitis!

Sgt. Skinner's Robot Parts Club Pt. 4[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Sgt. Skinner Icon.png Alright, enough of this foolishness. I'm getting my platoon back together, starting with Private Armin Tamzarian.
Skinner Icon.png Are you talking to me? I'm not Armin, I'm Seymour Skinner.
Sgt. Skinner Icon.png Yeah, yeah. But we both know I'm the actual Seymour Skinner.
Stephen Hawking Curious Icon.png Curious. This appears to be some sort of parallel universe causality paradox.
Comic Book Guy Icon.png Alas, no. That would've made a lot more sense.
Wiggum Angry Icon.png Okay, buddy, you were warned! Put 'em up!

Sgt. Skinner's Robot Parts Club Pt. 5[edit | edit source]

Start[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Sgt. Skinner Icon.png I'm not going anywhere! How come none of these cars work?
Wolfcastle Happy Icon.png Haha, foolish man! Don't you know zese cars are just for showing?
Sgt. Skinner Surprised Icon.png Help! It's a Terminator-type robot... disguised, logically, as an Austrian muscle man!
Wolfcastle Icon.png Ziss guy watches too many action movies. Which is just ze right amount.
Chalmers Angry Icon.png SKINNNNNNNNNNNNNER!
Skinner Icon.png Yes?
Sgt. Skinner Icon.png Yes?
Chalmers Icon.png Allow me to propose a compromise. From now on, one Seymour Skinner will be known as PRINCIPAL Skinner, and the other as SGT. SKINNER.
Bart Annoyed Icon.png Yo, doofus. That's exactly how it already was.
Chalmers Icon.png Then my work is done.

End[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Sgt. Skinner Happy Icon.png It's great to finally be accepted for who I am.
Skinner Icon.png And as for me, it's great to also be accepted for who you are.
Wiggum Icon.png Let's never speak of this again. Again.
Judge Snyder Icon.png So ordered!
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