| “ | My hobbies include standing, holding a donut, and...uh...standing. | ” |
— Sentient Lard Lad Statue's unlock message.
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Sentient Lard Lad Statue is a limited-time premium character that was released on November 2, 2021, as part of Act 4 of the Treehouse of Horror XXXII Event. He is unlocked upon the completion of Van Brunt & Churchill Ad Agency.
About[]
Sentient Lard Lad Statue is an advertising mascot used to promote Lard Lad Donuts. He stands on top or next to the donut shops.
- Read the full article here at Simpsons Wiki
Jobs[]
Regular[]
| Task | Rewards | Time | Requires | Visual |
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| Polish His Giant Donut |  105  26
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60m | Lard Lad Donuts OR Restaurants | 
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| Eat Donuts | 260 70
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4h | - | 
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| Moonlight as a Sports Mascot | 420 105
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8h | Duff Stadium OR Isotope Stadium OR Duff Center Arena OR Basketball Stadium OR Robot Rumble Arena OR Visitable Businesses |
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| Go on a Rampage | 600 150
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12h | - |
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Quest Based[]
| Task | Rewards | Time | Requires | Quest | Visual |
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| Do Community Service | 260 70
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4h | Welcome to Springfield Arch OR Welcome to Springfield Sign OR Itchy & Scratchy Billboard OR Gorgeous Grampa Billboard OR Mr. Sparkle Billboard OR Radioactive Man Billboard OR Springfield Park Entrance OR Town Hall OR Brown House | Absolutely Crushing It Pt. 1 |
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| Learn the Ropes | 260 70
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4h | Welcome to Springfield Arch OR Welcome to Springfield Sign OR Itchy & Scratchy Billboard OR Gorgeous Grampa Billboard OR Mr. Sparkle Billboard OR Radioactive Man Billboard OR Springfield Park Entrance OR Town Hall OR Brown House | Absolutely Crushing It Pt. 2 |
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Event's Quest Based[]
| Task | Rewards | Time | Requires | Event/Quest | Visual |
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| Agree to Fight Dinos | 260 70
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4h | Town Hall OR Geriatric Park Dome OR Geriatric Park Front Gate OR Brown House | Better Fighting Through Science Pt. 2 |
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| Switch Sides and Rampage | 175 40
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2h | Town Hall OR Geriatric Park Dome OR Geriatric Park Front Gate OR Brown House | Better Fighting Through Science Pt. 3 |
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Limited Time[]
| Task | Rewards | Time | Requires | Event/Quest | Visual |
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| Steal Syringes From the Hospital |  8 70
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4h | Springfield General Hospital OR Hibbert Family Practice OR Calmwood Mental Hospital OR Brown House | Better Fighting Through Science |
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Trivia[]
- From Season 7, Episode 6 “Treehouse of Horror VI”.
- He is currently one of the two characters to not have a 24 hour job. The other character is Gummy Joe.
Gallery[]
Sentient Lard Lad Statue's unlock artwork.
Sentient Lard Lad Statue's unlock screen.
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