"A buffet that you only get to visit once? But what about my go-backs? My many, many go-backs?"
"It's a criminal perversion of the principles of buffet dining." "I'd arrest someone, but then they might not give me a free meal for being a policeman." "And I didn't get into this job to not have free meals!"
"Hey, look at the plate the graphic novel gentleman has."
"It is not a plate. It is a replica Captain America shield." "I wish it was really made of Vibranium, since I doubt this cheap plastic will hold the massive portion I am about to load up."