Sea Captain

“	I hate the sea and everything in it. Yarr!	”
	— Sea Captain's unlock message.

Captain Horatio McCallister, or just simply the Sea Captain, is a ship captain and owner of The Frying Dutchman. He was released with the Squidport Expansion in June 2013. He is in the Oddballs collection and is unlocked when the player places the Houseboat.

About[edit | edit source]

Captain McCallister (Horatio and/or Pete), more known simply as The Sea Captain, is a resident of Springfield. He's always seen holding a corncob pipe and squinting: because he has at least one glass eye - though once he was seen tapping both of his eyes and says he has 'two glass eyes.' In addition to eye(s), he also has an artificial leg.

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Jobs[edit | edit source]

Regular Jobs

Job name	Rewards	Time	Requires
Practice Standup Routine	70 17	60m	-
Tell A Tall Tale	175 45	4h	-
Swab the Ghostly Deck	350 90	6h	Ghost Pirate Airship
Assault the Bandit Fort	420 105	8h	Bandit Fort
Work At The Frying Dutchman	275 70	8h	The Frying Dutchman
Order A Sea Salted Latte	30 60	8h	Coffee Shop
Pray To Poseidon	420 100	12h	First Church of Springfield
Try to Sail Away	500 125	16h	La Belle Frottage
Read Nautical Literature	600 150	24h	Springfield Library

Level's Quest Based Jobs

Task	Rewards	Time	Requires	Quest	Visual
Pick up Some Ointment	175 45	4h	Kwik-E-Mart	All the Belles and Whistles Pt. 2
Smuggle in Sharks	275 70	8h	Houseboat	Stunt Force Trauma Pt. 4

Event's Quest Based Jobs

Task	Rewards	Time	Requires	Quest	Visual
Drain the Sea of Shrimp	275 70	8h	Squidport Entrance	The End of the Beginning Pt. 9

Quest Based Jobs

Task	Rewards	Time	Requires	Quest
Attend Court Hearing	175 45	4h	Court House	Two Extra Eyes on Springfield Pt. 7
Eat at Luigi's	275 70	8h	Luigi's	Running With The Bullies Pt. 16
Go to Stu's Disco	275 70	8h	Stu's Disco	Saturday Night Fever Pt. 4
Storm Police Station	420 100	12h	Police Station	Two Extra Eyes on Springfield Pt. 5
Apply For the Ghost Captain Position	1000 225	24h	Ghost Pirate Airship	Ghost Pirates in the Sky
Protest	600 150	24h	Channel 6	Two Extra Eyes On Springfield Pt. 4

Limited Time

Task	Rewards	Time	Requires	Quest
Attend a Wake for Thanksgiving	175 45	4h	Simpson House	Thankless Thanksgiving Pt. 5
Eat at a Restaurant	17 45	4h	Restaurants	Too Much of a Good Thing Pt. 10
Enjoy a Beer	17 45	4h	Moe's Tavern	Too Much of a Good Thing Pt. 11
Drink Craft Beer	175 45	4h	O'Flanagan's Pub	O'Flan-again Pt. 4 & Pt. 5
Shop for Loved Ones	22 55	6h	Shops	Too Much of a Good Thing Pt. 12
Overeat	27 70	8h	Restaurants	Too Much of a Good Thing Pt. 14
Drink Too Much	27 70	8h	Moe's Tavern	Too Much of a Good Thing Pt. 15
Hunt for the Simpsons	27 70	8h	Homes	Too Much of a Good Thing Pt. 18
Be One Slippery Fish	420 105	8h	Anchor Management	Anchors Away Pt. 3
Stampede Stores	42 100	12h	Shops	Too Much of a Good Thing Pt. 16
Enjoy a St. Patrick’s Beer Bash	500 110	16h	O'Flanagan's Pub	Dye The Town Green Pt. 6
Train for St. Patrick's Day Beer Bash	600 150	24h	O'Flanagan's Pub	Training Day Pt. 1

Quotes[edit | edit source]

When selected	When sent on a good job	When sent on a bad job	When collecting from a job
"Thar she blows!!"	"You picked the right man: I know karate! Yahr!"	"I thought we were mateys"	"I ain’t had citrus for weeks, and I'm raring for a kill!"
"'Tis true that the sea is a cruel mistress, but... that turns me on!"	"I'm on it like barnacles on a hull!"	"Yahr I should've stayed in school"	"That's how we do it: landlubber's style!"
"Don't make me get a restraining order!"
"Aye-aye, lady!"