| Quest
| Requirements
| Time
| Reward
| Triggered By
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| Scream Depot Pt. 1
| Make Homer Trample Customers
Make Customers Get Trampled (x3)
| 2h
2h
|  100
10
| Auto
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| Scream Depot Pt. 2
| Make Apu Interview Applicants (x3)
| 4h
| 100
10
| Apu
|
| Scream Depot Pt. 3
| Make Apu Hire Sketchy Transients
| 3h
| 100
10
| Apu
|
| Scream Depot Pt. 4
| Make Apu Order In Bulk from China
| 8h
| 100
10
| Homer
|
| Scream Depot Pt. 5
| Build Official Halloween HQ
Make Apu Set Up the Halloween Display
| -
8h
| 100
10
| Apu
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| Character
| Dialogue
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| "Can we stop by the Kwik-E-Mart? I need to pick up a few things."
|
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| "Do we have to? I want to get home to the TV."
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| "Look at the crowd to get in to the Kwik-E-Mart."
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| "Crowd? I wanna get in. Me first!"
|
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| "What are you going to buy?"
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| "I don't know. Me! Me! Me first!"
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| Character
| Dialogue
|
|
| "Stop this trampling!"
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| "Who knew people would physically attack each other to buy plastic jack-o-lanterns and glitter fake eye-lashes."
|
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| "I love the idiocy of America!"
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| Character
| Dialogue
|
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| "Apu, this line is too long! Some people gave up and went home before they were properly gouged!"
|
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| "This is too much work for one man."
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| "I know but this country does not allow child labor. Even if you have eight of them!"
|
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| "True. But you can still hire sullen teenagers."
|
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| "Oh, goody."
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| Character
| Dialogue
|
|
| "Now before we start this interview, I have to ask -- how familiar are you with the labor laws of this country?"
|
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| "You mean like minimum wage and stuff?"
|
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| "What are you, some kind of lawyer?! Get out! I know when I'm being set up!"
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| Character
| Dialogue
|
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| "Manjula, the teenagers in this town insist on being paid the same as an actual person."
|
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| "Maybe I should pay a living wage for a dependable, quality employee."
|
|
| "…"
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| "Just kidding!"
|
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| "Oh, you scared me! I thought you were having a stroke!"
|
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| "I'll hire some sketchy transients for next to nothing."
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| Character
| Dialogue
|
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| "Apu, the skuzzy weirdoes you hired are living in the alley behind the Kwik-E-Mart."
|
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| "Perfect! They won't be late and they'll eat the rats."
|
| Character
| Dialogue
|
|
| "Apu, what is your clingiest brand of fake cobweb?"
|
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| "Ever-web -- it can never be completely taken down. You will be picking fake cobwebs out of your hedge for years to come."
|
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| "I want to make sure I have enough. Do you have a hundred packages?"
|
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| "I can order you a hundred packages."
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| "I need a hundred packages of a bunch of things. Us Springfielders always say, “When it comes to Halloween – More is more.”"
|
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| "Are my eyes dollar-signs? I feel like my eyes just turned into dollar-signs…"
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| Character
| Dialogue
|
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| "Apu! What are these giant boxes doing in the children's bedroom?"
|
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| "And where are the children?"
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| "I needed a stockroom. I moved the Octuplets into the kitchen. It will build character to learn to live together in the space under the table."
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| Character
| Dialogue
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| "Apu, your Halloween side-business has outgrown the Kwik-E-Mart."
|
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| "The Recliner Barn went out of business – you could rent that space for a month and open a pop-up Halloween store."
|
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| "What a brilliant idea! But it will be a lot of work running two stores…"
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| "You could watch the Octuplets and I could run the two stores. It would be a nice break for me!"
|
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| "No, no, I'll do it. My stores need their daddy."
|
100
10
