Schoolhouse Crock

A 7 part task that will unlock Willie's Shack.

QuestsEdit

Quest	Requirements	Reward	Time
Schoolhouse Crock Pt 1	Make Skinner be a Crossing Guard	100 10	4h
Schoolhouse Crock Pt 2	Make Lisa Go to School Make Milhouse Go to School	100 10	6h 6h
Schoolhouse Crock Pt 3	Make Skinner Monitor Halls	100 10	12h
Schoolhouse Crock Pt 4	Build Willie's Shack	100 10 Unlock: Willie
Schoolhouse Crock Pt 5	Make Willie wax the floors	100 10
Looking for Doves in All the Wrong Places	Have Trees x3 Make Skinner go Bird Watching	100 10	--- 24h
Is It even Autumn?	Make Willie Rake Leaves	100 10	--- 12h

DialogueEdit

Schoolhouse Crock Pt 1Edit

Character	Dialogue
	"According to the latest state test, the students at this school are too stupid to even cross the street."
	"That's terrible!" "We need to increase school spending, retrain teachers and beef up the curriculum."
	"Or, we can just help the dullards to cross the street"

Schoolhouse Crock Pt 2Edit

Character	Dialogue
	"Come on, kids! You don't want to be tardy or truant... which is school talk for late or not here."

Schoolhouse Crock Pt 3Edit

Character	Dialogue
	"Now that's everyone's here, all I need to do is make sure nobody leaves."
	"And educate us, right?"
	"Please, Lisa. This place is just a glorified day care."

Schoolhouse Crock Pt 4Edit

Character	Dialogue
	"The Grade D beef in our Sloppy Joes got all the children sick.‎"
	"All the non-vegetarian children.‎"
	"Regardless, someone's got to clean up vomit, and it's not going to be us.‎"
	"No, it's not.‎"

Schoolhouse Crock Pt 5Edit

Character	Dialogue
	"Willie, the school's hall are filled with puke. Clean it immediately."
	"Ahh, puke! It's good to be back."
	"It's times like this when I understand why he gets paid more than me."

Looking for Doves in All the Wrong PlacesEdit

Character	Dialogue
	"Time to unwind with my favorite high-octane hobby: bird watching."
	"You might have better luck finding birds if you plant some trees."
	"Why?"
	"Well... uh, birds like trees."
	"Really?" "I've always looked for them in ditches, ravines and culverts." "With stunning lack of success."

Is It even Autumn?Edit

Character	Dialogue
	"Ah, fall." "My favorite time of year." "When I get to indulge in the one chore I detest slightly less than all the others."