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Scholarly Abuse was a limited-time side questline released on December 11, 2019 during Abe's in Toyland 2019 Event. It requires the character Orville.

Quests Edit

Quest Requirements Time Reward Triggered By
Scholarly Abuse Pt. 1 Make Orville Surprise the Simpsons 4h Cash100
XP10
Homer
Scholarly Abuse Pt. 2 Make Orville Patent New Techniques 12h Cash100
XP10
Orville
Scholarly Abuse Pt. 3 Make Orville Demonstrate Proper Parenting 4h Cash200
XP20
Orville

Dialogue Edit

Scholarly Abuse Pt. 1 Edit

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Character Dialogue
Homer Happy Icon Grampa's in town!
Lisa Icon You mean, he got on the wrong bus and ended up downtown instead of at Swim-er-cize?
Homer Icon No, not your grampa. My grampa. Grampa Orville Simpson! Although your grampa did that.
Lisa Curious Icon Wow. My great-grampa is here? Wasn't he a professional child disciplinarian?
Homer Icon Yeah, but that was years ago. I’m sure he’s mellowed by now.
Orville Annoyed Icon Homer! Get over here! You’re due for a salutary whipping!
Homer Aah Icon Ahh!

End Edit

No dialogue.

Scholarly Abuse Pt. 2 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Orville Happy Icon So, this is my great-grandson. Is his spirit properly broken into obedience yet?
Bart Annoyed Icon Not likely, wrinklepuss.
Orville Surprised Icon You dare talk back to your elder?! Homer, inflict corporal punishment on your boy.
Bart Icon My dad doesn’t believe in corporal punishment.
Homer Proud Icon I don’t believe in anything that requires me to get up off the couch.
Orville Annoyed Icon *grits teeth*

End Edit

No dialogue.

Scholarly Abuse Pt. 3 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Orville Happy Icon Eureka, a breakthrough in parenting!
Lisa Icon Are you giving up on being a strict disciplinarian?
Orville Icon No, I've engineered a new move. It's a strangle, a scorn gaze, followed by a stern talk.
Lisa Shouting Icon That's terrible! Great-Grampa, no one believes in those methods.
Orville Icon Oh really? This fellow does.
Cletus Icon I gots fifty-eight young’uns. Spare the rod and spoil the child-uncle.

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Character Dialogue
Wiggum Serious Icon Sir, corporal punishment of children is not allowed in this city.
Wiggum Exhausted Icon Just let them grow up, and let us start tasing them.
Orville Sad Icon You know, I taught your father, Patrick Wiggum. Tried to beat the fatness out of him, but it never took.
Lisa Nagging Icon Maybe you should learn something from that.
Orville Surprised Icon Never!
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