Scholarly Abuse was a limited-time side questline released on December 11, 2019 during Abe's in Toyland 2019 Event. It requires the character Orville.
Quests[]
Quest
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Requirements
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Time
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Reward
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Triggered By
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Scholarly Abuse Pt. 1
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Make Orville Surprise the Simpsons
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4h
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100 10
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Homer
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Scholarly Abuse Pt. 2
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Make Orville Patent New Techniques
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12h
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100 10
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Orville
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Scholarly Abuse Pt. 3
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Make Orville Demonstrate Proper Parenting
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4h
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200 20
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Orville
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Dialogue[]
Scholarly Abuse Pt. 1[]
Start[]
Character
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Dialogue
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Grampa's in town!
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You mean, he got on the wrong bus and ended up downtown instead of at Swim-er-cize?
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No, not your grampa. My grampa. Grampa Orville Simpson! Although your grampa did that.
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Wow. My great-grampa is here? Wasn't he a professional child disciplinarian?
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Yeah, but that was years ago. I’m sure he’s mellowed by now.
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Homer! Get over here! You’re due for a salutary whipping!
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Ahh!
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End[]
No dialogue.
Scholarly Abuse Pt. 2[]
Start[]
Character
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Dialogue
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So, this is my great-grandson. Is his spirit properly broken into obedience yet?
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Not likely, wrinklepuss.
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You dare talk back to your elder?! Homer, inflict corporal punishment on your boy.
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My dad doesn’t believe in corporal punishment.
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I don’t believe in anything that requires me to get up off the couch.
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*grits teeth*
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End[]
No dialogue.
Scholarly Abuse Pt. 3[]
Start[]
Character
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Dialogue
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Eureka, a breakthrough in parenting!
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Are you giving up on being a strict disciplinarian?
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No, I've engineered a new move. It's a strangle, a scorn gaze, followed by a stern talk.
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That's terrible! Great-Grampa, no one believes in those methods.
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Oh really? This fellow does.
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I gots fifty-eight young’uns. Spare the rod and spoil the child-uncle.
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End[]
Character
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Dialogue
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Sir, corporal punishment of children is not allowed in this city.
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Just let them grow up, and let us start tasing them.
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You know, I taught your father, Patrick Wiggum. Tried to beat the fatness out of him, but it never took.
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Maybe you should learn something from that.
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Never!
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