Scandalous Spending is the first quest in level 38. Completing this quest unlocks the Court House and Judge Snyder.

Quests[edit | edit source]

Quest Requirements Time Reward
Scandalous Spending Pt. 1 Make Chief Wiggum Procrastinate 12h Cash100
Scandalous Spending Pt. 2 Make Chief Wiggum Use free Wi-Fi at The Java Server 3h Cash100
Scandalous Spending Pt. 3 Make Comic Book Guy Become a Slacktivist 30m Cash100
Scandalous Spending Pt. 4 Make Chief Wiggum Bust Budget Blogger 10h Cash100
Scandalous Spending Pt. 5 Build Court House 36h Cash100
Scandalous Spending Pt. 6 Make Comic Book Guy Attend Court Hearing
Make Chief Wiggum Attend Court Hearing
Make Judge Snyder Preside Over a Court Session

Dialogue[edit | edit source]

Scandalous Spending Pt. 1[edit | edit source]

Start[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Wiggum Icon.png "You said it was an emergency, sir? I ran all the way here. At least until I passed out and an ambulance took me the rest of the way."
Quimby Icon.png "I, er, need you to take care of someone for me, Wiggum."
Wiggum Icon.png "Don't you usually go to the mob when you need someone take care of?"
Quimby Icon.png "Not that kind of taken care of! I just need you to sweep something under the rug."
Wiggum Icon.png "Don't you usually go to the janitor when you need something swept under the rug?"
Quimby Icon.png "No, you idiot! A copy of the town's financial records went missing and now someone is blogging about them."
Quimby Icon.png "Since this is time-sensitive and your skills as a detective leave ah... much to be desired, I'll let you use my copy of NSA's new 'Super Snooper' software."
Wiggum Icon.png "Sure think Mayor, I'll get right on it!"

End[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Wiggum Icon.png "This spying software is great! It's like a video game except everything is in real time and I can't use donuts to speed it up."
"Do something, you boring productive members of society!"
"That's it, you have three seconds to do something interesting or I'll shoot!"
"Oops, I fired early. Also, I shouldn't have fired at all."

Scandalous Spending Pt. 2[edit | edit source]

Start[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Wiggum Icon.png "Lou, is shooting a computer under warranty?"
Lou Icon.png "We don’t have any warranties. You told me to use that money to buy police cut-off shorts."
Wiggum Icon.png "And you’ve never looked better, Lou."
Eddie Icon.png "If you need to use a computer, why don’t you head down to the Java Server. They have free Wi-Fi, as well as free refills, freeloaders, and free Tibet merchandise."
Wiggum Icon.png "Great idea, Eddie. When Christmas bonus time comes around, expect an extra pair of cut-offs."

End[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Wiggum Icon.png "All-you-can-drink pumpkin spice lattes? I should have shot my computer sooner!"<br?/>"Wait a minute, Super Snooper says that the blogger’s been posting from this very cafe."
"Time to get up and do some good old-fashioned detective work. Eh, I’ll just scoot my chair over."

Scandalous Spending Pt. 3[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Comic Book Guy Icon.png "Finally I’ve found a form of activism that doesn't require participating in 5K’s - blogging!"
"And all this publishing of Springfield’s shameful misuse of public funds has actually made me lose a little finger weight. I can’t wait to buy new gloves!"
"Now time to become my sexy Guy Fawkes alter ego and tear down the government. What scandal should I scan in today?"
"How about the Mayor’s private jet with the name, ‘Mayor Force Fun’."
"Two puns in one name?! Shameless!"

Scandalous Spending Pt. 4[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Wiggum Icon.png "Freeze, fatty! You’re under arrest."
Comic Book Guy Icon.png "You can’t arrest me if you can’t catch me."
Wiggum Icon.png "But you didn’t go anywhere."
Comic Book Guy Annoyed Icon.png "You and I both know how embarrassing that chase would be."

Scandalous Spending Pt. 5[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Wiggum Icon.png "Alright, whistleblower. You’re under arrest for theft of government property, espionage, and murder."
"But if you confess to the first two, we’ll drop the murder charge."
Comic Book Guy Icon.png "I own all the Law and Order action figures, so I know I have the right to a fair and speedy trial with a jury of my peers."
Wiggum Icon.png “Fair and speedy trial?” There’s no way that’s a thing. “Speedy” is a funny made-up word, not a law word."
Lou Icon.png "Actually Chief, it’s right here in the rulebook. We got to give him a trial."
Wiggum Icon.png "You don’t say! Huh, I've got a lot of families to apologize to."

Scandalous Spending Pt. 6[edit | edit source]

Start[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Wiggum Icon.png "I’m here to make you a deal. Instead of going to court, you give my son your first edition Radioactive Man comic and we’ll wipe this whole business under the rug."
Ralph Icon.png "Paper tastes better when it has super heroes on it."
Comic Book Guy Icon.png "I’d rather go on a hunger strike… and that means something coming from a man my size!"
"Speaking of hunger, it’s been an hour since I last ate. Can I have a Krusty burger?"
Wiggum Icon.png "Krusty burgers are for law abiding citizens. And due to a recent sponsorship, last meal recipients."
Comic Book Guy Sad Icon.png "Then take me to the courthouse! At least they have a cafeteria."

End[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Judge Snyder Icon.png "Mr. Jefferey Albertson. How do you plead to the charges put before this court?"
Comic Book Guy Icon.png "Not guilty!"
Judge Snyder Icon.png "Of course you do. Everyone does. Why do I even bother asking. I think I might be bad at my job."
"Thanks to budget cuts and my waning attention span, we go straight from plea to verdict! And the court finds the defendant NOT-GUILTY."
"Sorry, slip of the tongue, I mean GUILTY. Man, I really AM bad at my job."
"The mandatory punishment for this crime is SHAME! I sentence you to a week confined to a pillory in front of town hall."
Comic Book Guy Icon.png "But I belittle kids for a living. Kids with free afternoons and access to overly ripe tomatoes!"
Judge Snyder Icon.png "Due to your girth and wrist size, we’ll have to order a new extra large pillory from Take a Chill Pill-ory."
"Unfortunately, because of our over strained budgets, and the fact that such a store has never existed in the show, we don’t currently have such a store."
"So you’re free to go."
Comic Book Guy Icon.png "The irony. The same bureaucracy I was fighting to stop, saved me from humiliation and embarrassment. Thank you, misappropriated funds!"
Judge Snyder Icon.png "On an unrelated note, the courthouse cafeteria is closed until further notice."
Comic Book Guy Icon.png "Worst... Victory... Ever!"
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