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Savings Haven was a side questline, that was released on May 23, 2018 for the Bart the Fink 2018 Promotion. It requires the premium character Cayman Island Banker.

Quest Edit

Quest Requirements Time Reward Triggered By
Savings Haven Pt. 1 Make Cayman Island Banker Visit Customers 4h Cash100
XP10
Cayman Island Banker
Savings Haven Pt. 2 Make Cayman Island Banker Arrange Transfers 4h Cash100
XP10
Cayman Island Banker
Savings Haven Pt. 3 Make Cayman Island Banker Get a Drink 4h Cash100
XP10
Cayman Island Banker
Savings Haven Pt. 4 Make Moe Smuggle Endangered Species 8h Cash100
XP10
Cayman Island Banker
Savings Haven Pt. 5 Make Cayman Island Banker Spread the Wealth 8h Cash200
XP20
Cayman Island Banker

Dialogue Edit

Savings Haven Pt. 1 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Cayman Island Banker Excited Icon I just love hiding money where no one can find it.
Cayman Island Banker Icon Let's see... I'll put a dime under that dog... tuck a dollar behind that little girl...
Lisa Annoyed Icon ...
Cayman Island Banker Icon I have so many clients here in Springfield.
Cayman Island Banker Icon It's the kind of crime-ridden cesspool that warms a banker's heart.

End Edit

No dialogue.

Savings Haven Pt. 2 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Cayman Island Banker Excited Icon Mayor Quimby, nice to see you again!
Quimby Embarrassed Icon LOOK, EVERYONE, IT'S A MAN I'VE NEVER MET BEFORE!
Quimby Sly Icon *whispers* Where have you been? It's election season.
Cayman Island Banker Excited Icon Shall I arrange the usual under-the-table bribes and mistress-quieting payments?
Quimby Embarrassed Icon OF COURSE NOT, STRANGER!
Quimby Sly Icon *whispers* I've never wanted anything more.

End Edit

Character Dialogue
Cayman Island Banker Excited Icon Mr. Mayor, your kickbacks, corruption and grafts are all arranged and ready to-
Cayman Island Banker Surprised Icon Oh hello, Chief Wiggum.
Wiggum Eyeswide Icon Banker Guy! Drop that hush money and give your ol' buddy Clancy a hug!

Savings Haven Pt. 3 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Wiggum Eyeswide Icon Stop right there, Banker Guy! Reach for the sky!
Cayman Island Banker Serious Icon Have I done something wrong?
Wiggum Icon Huh? No, I just wanted to give you a high five. That's what friends do.
Wiggum Serious Icon Unless you HAVE been doing something illegal with the Mayor...
Cayman Island Banker Icon All conversations between the Mayor and I are protected by crook-criminal privilege.
Wiggum Eyeswide Icon Oh, right. High five!

End Edit

Character Dialogue
Cayman Island Banker Sceptical Icon This is the worst Piña Colada I have ever tasted.
Moe Icon Actually, it's the best puddle water and nail polish remover you've ever tasted.

Savings Haven Pt. 4 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Cayman Island Banker Excited Icon Small towns warm a banker's heart. Even here, you can find average people breaking the law in extraordinary ways.
Cayman Island Banker Excited Icon Yes, sir. If you're ever worried about the future of evil, small towns will put your mind at ease.
Moe Icon Now, there's nothing illegal going on in my bar.
Cayman Island Banker Icon Moe, how long have we known each other?
Moe Sneaky Icon 'Bout five minutes. But, yeah, you got me...

End Edit

Character Dialogue
Cayman Island Banker Excited Icon Such vile exploitation, Moe! Thank you for this.
Wiggum Serious Icon Stop right there!
Moe Shocked Icon *gasp*
Wiggum Eyeswide Icon You're walking away, when I want to pet that adorable fella!

Savings Haven Pt. 5 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Cayman Island Banker Serious Icon Chief Wiggum, that's an endangered panda. You can't really be this obtuse, can you?
Wiggum Angry Icon Can too!
Cayman Island Banker Icon I'm STILL going to offer you a bribe to look the other way. Just because I feel like it.
Cayman Island Banker Excited Icon If loving to bribe cops is a crime, then consider me guilty.
Wiggum Eyeswide Icon Well, I'd have to look that up in a book or something. I'm gonna say it's cool.
Moe Sneaky Icon 'Bout five minutes. But, yeah, you got me...

End Edit

Character Dialogue
Krusty Angry Icon Hey, how about you spread a little of that cash my way?
Cayman Island Banker Icon Love to. But you have to do something illegal first.
Krusty Thoughtful Icon Illegal, eh? Okay, here goes. Something illegal... something totally against the law...
Krusty Thoughtful Icon I'm normally so good at this...

Gallery Edit

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