"Disco Stu can see that Springfield sorely needs to shake its groove thangs." "I must let the people know that at Stu’s Disco, they are safe to push-push in the proverbial bush." "Disco Stu is throwing the party of the year!" "But first, I got to get some of the white stuff… Sugar!"
"Whatdya know? It’s already time to open the disco for another night of funkiness!" "Disco Stu really should’ve snuck in a disco nap after staying up all last disco night." "I’ll just mix up a cocktail of Red Bull and Lifesavers. I call it “The Bull Ring.” Party people, it’s about to go off! I-I-I-I-I love to love me, baby!"
"Last night, something inside Disco Stu kind of broke." "In the middle of a Grace Jones medley, I realized I was dead inside. Deader than the fish in my platform shoes." "It’s time to look at my life and figure out what it’s all about."