Santa's Village is a quest chain from the Christmas Event 2012 featuring the Santa's Village and Santa Homer.
Quests[]
Quest | Requirements | Time |
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Santa's Village | Build Santa's Village | 6s |
Ho Training | Make Santa Homer Do Santa Training Build Barney's Bowlarama Make Barney Go on a Binge |
8h 6s 24h |
Santa's On The Job | Build Try-N-Save Make Santa Homer Endure the Whiney Kids |
24h 12h |
Slippery Santa | Make Santa Homer Break in for Milk and Cookies | 60m |
A Very Bad Idea | Make Santa Homer Get Stuck in the Chimney | 4h |
Hardly A Silent Night | Make Santa Homer Fly Santa's Sleigh | 24h |
Dialogue[]
Santa's Village[]
Ho Training[]
Character | Dialogue |
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"Hey, Barney, look at me! I'm Saint Santa Noel Nicholas!" | |
"You'll be a great Santa, Homer. I toast you with this glass of champagne! And the rest of the case." |
Santa's On The Job[]
Character | Dialogue |
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"I'm a Certified Fake-Beard Real-Belly Santa Claus! When do I start?" |
Slippery Santa[]
Character | Dialogue |
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"Dad! Are you going off in your Santa's outfit to deliver presents?" | |
"No, I'll let the real Santa do that. I'm just doing some home invasions." |
A Very Bad Idea[]
Start[]
Character | Dialogue |
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"Now Lisa's mad at me. I don't want our family to be the first one ever to have a sad Christmas. Maybe if I surprise her in my Santa suit..." |
End[]
Character | Dialogue |
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"Ho-ho-D'oh! Why did I have all those reindeer burgers tonight?" "Okay, brain, I did the hard work of getting us here. You get us out." |
Hardly A Silent Night[]
Start[]
Character | Dialogue |
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"The magic of Christmas has convinced me that I can fly!" | |
"The magic of grain alcohol convinces me that every night." |
End[]
Character | Dialogue |
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"Wow, look at me, I really am Santa! In your face, Easter Bunny!" | |
"Homer, there's only one fat guy who brings us presents and his name ain't Santa." |