Safety Dance

Safety Dance is a premium questline for the Level 56 content update that was released on August 6, 2015. To start the quest, the player had to purchase the Springfield Gorge.

Quests[]

Quest	Requirements	Time	Reward	Triggered By
Safety Dance Pt. 1	Make Kids Hop Under Supervision (x6)	4h	100 10	Skinner
Safety Dance Pt. 2	Make Bart Figure How to Fight the System Make Marge Sign a Parental Consent Form	12h 12h	100 10	Bart
Safety Dance Pt. 3	Make Bart Perform Dangerous Tricks Make Milhouse Run With Scissors Make Martin Go Too Fast On The Merry-Go-Round	4h 4h 4h	100 10	Bart
Safety Dance Pt. 4	Make Parents Write Misspelled Protest Signs (x5) Make Parents Protest At The Simpson House (x5)	2h 4h	100 10	Wiggum
Safety Dance Pt. 5	Make Homer Jump Springfield Gorge	2h	100 10	Homer

Dialogue[]

“	Play through the questline to unlock Bart's Daredevil outfit and a special animated job!	”
	— In-Game Message

Safety Dance Pt. 1[]

Character	Dialogue
	"Attention children. I've recently learned that saving money by not paying the school's liability insurance can, in fact, lead to that insurance being cancelled."
	"To prevent all conceivable injuries, we've had to make some changes to the schoolyard safety code. “King of the Hill” will no longer be played on hills higher than two inches tall…"
	"…"Freeze Tag" may only be played with appropriately warm outerwear…"
	"…and "Simon Says" will hereby be known as "Simon Makes a Respectful Request"."
	"As for hopscotch, all hopping must be supervised. And there will be no scotch."
	"Even in the teacher's lounge?"

Safety Dance Pt. 2[]

Start[]

Character	Dialogue
	"Man, all this schoolyard safety is sucking the fun out of everything."
	"They're making us round off all fractions to reduce dangerous sharp edges!"
	"We can't live like this. Someone has to stand up and fight the system."
	"Don't forget to get a signed permission form from the system first!"

End[]

“	You've unlocked the Daredevil Bart outfit!	”
	— In-Game Message

Safety Dance Pt. 3[]

Start[]

Character	Dialogue
	"Listen up, chumps! Daredevil Bart is here to overthrow this system of oppression!"
	"But the rules are there to keep us safe, Bart!"
	"That's parent talk! Every kid has the right to ride broken, wobbly vehicles, eat junk food until they barf, and generally do stupid stuff!"
	"He's right, everybody! Let's go out and hurt ourselves!"

End[]

“	You've been awarded Daredevil Bart's "Skateboard Tricks" animated job!	”
	— In-Game Message

Safety Dance Pt. 4[]

Character	Dialogue
	"Simpson, ever since your kid started acting like a daredevil, our kids have been getting into trouble, too."
	"He's right! Todd still has grit in his eye from a risky sandbox maneuver!"
	"Yeah, and Ralphie hurt himself… somehow. I wasn't really watching."
	"Now hold on. Don't you all remember having innocent fun when you were kids?"
	"Sleeping on railroad tracks, cornering rabid animals, shoving firecrackers up your nose…"
	"No? Hey, where are you all going?"

Safety Dance Pt. 5[]

Start[]

Character	Dialogue
	"I'm fine if the boy wants to go out and learn his lessons the hard way, but all these complaining parents are killing me!"
	"Bart and his little friends are only rebelling against authority, just like we did when we were young."
	"Whatever we do, they'll try and do the opposite."
	"The old reverse psychology trick, eh? Well, I'll show the boy two can play that game."
	"Just like I showed Dad when he told me not to drink so much beer!"
	"I'm going to perform the most death-defying stunt of all time!"

End[]

Character	Dialogue
	"God, is that you? I always imagined you'd look less like Bart and more like Magnum P.I."
	"No, Dad, it's me. What were you thinking? You almost got yourself killed!"
	"I wanted to give you something to rebel against, so you'd stop doing stunts."
	"That makes no sense. But your stupidity did prove to me that being a daredevil is dangerous."
	"I'm going to go do my homework right now!"
	"Parenting is the easiest thing in the world."