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Roller Girl Riot is a premium side questline that was released on December 12, 2018, for the A Simpsons Christmas Special 2018 Event. It requires the premium character Young Marge.

Quests Edit

Quest Requirements Time Reward Triggered By
Roller Girl Riot Pt. 1 Make Young Marge Nervously Try to Roller Skate
Make Young Artie Show Off Outrageously*
4h
4h
Cash100
XP10
Young Marge
Roller Girl Riot Pt. 2 Make Young Marge Assert Her Independence 8h Cash100
XP10
Young Marge
Roller Girl Riot Pt. 3 Make Young Marge Ignore Young Barney
Make Young Barney Have Flashbacks to All His Rejections
4h
4h
Cash100
XP10
Auto
Roller Girl Riot Pt. 4 Make Young Marge Debate About Feminism
Make Young Artie Mansplain Feminism*
8h
8h
Cash100
XP10
Young Marge
Roller Girl Riot Pt. 5 Make Young Marge Skate Her Heart Out 12h Cash200
XP20
Young Marge

Dialogue Edit

Roller Girl Riot Pt. 1 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Young Marge Surprised Icon I didn't know you liked roller skating, Artie.
Young Artie Ziff Icon Roller skating is dancing on skates, and dance is a language I speak fluently. Like the language of love!
Young Marge Icon Well, uh, sure. Just give me a second to remember how to do this...
Young Artie Ziff Happy Icon Take all the time you need. Meanwhile, I will make sure every girl in here is jealous of you.
Young Artie Ziff Happy Icon Because you are the lucky consort of Roller Ziff!

All Objectives Started Edit

Character Dialogue
Young Barney Surprised Icon Whoa, I think Artie Ziff is having a seizure. Maybe we should help him out.
Teenage Homer Surprised Icon Never mind him. Who's the babe he's with? She glides like a wobbly angel.
Young Barney Icon She's a dish, all right. Maybe I should say hello.
Teenage Homer Icon Ooh, bad idea Barn. Remember how I explained that women don’t like you, for myriad valid reasons?
Young Barney Sad Icon Oh, right. I forgot.
Teenage Homer Happy Icon Whereas I am certified, primo babe-nip. I wish it were different, but that’s just the way of things.

End Edit

No dialogue.

Roller Girl Riot Pt. 2 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Young Marge Icon I think I'll take a little break, Artie. My ankles are sore.
Young Artie Ziff Icon You only get so many chances in life to skate with the Baryshnikov of the rink. Don’t let one pass you by!
Young Marge Icon I really need to sit.
Young Artie Ziff Happy Icon I won’t let you miss out on me! *grabs Marge's hand*
Young Marge Annoyed Icon I said no! Quit bossing me around! I don't need a man telling me what to do, I'm an independent woman!

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Character Dialogue
Young Artie Ziff Happy Icon My dear, by asserting your independence, you only prove how desperately you require the guiding hand of a strong male.
Young Marge Annoyed Icon *pushes Artie away * Why don't you go take a lap to cool off!
Young Artie Ziff Annoyed Icon *shrieks while sailing away* You’re making a grievous error!
Young Barney Surprised Icon That girl’s got real backbone.
Teenage Homer Happy Icon She's amazing! Stand back, Barn, and watch me win her heart!

Roller Girl Riot Pt. 3 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Teenage Homer Icon Okay, Barn. The way I’m gonna win her heart is, you go up to her and tell her all about how great I am.
Young Barney Icon Whoa. You are one smooooooth operator, Homer.
Teenage Homer Happy Icon I truly have all the right moves, don’t I?
Young Marge Annoyed Icon I can't believe that Artie Ziff, who does he think he is?!
Young Barney Icon Excuse me pretty lady, but can I tell you about a special young man in my life? His name is--
Young Marge Annoyed Icon I’ve had it up to here with special young men, thank you!

End Edit

Character Dialogue
Young Marge Annoyed Icon By the time I get through with Artie Ziff, he'll know the true meaning of an independent woman!
Teenage Homer Happy Icon Barney, what happened? Did she sound interested when you talked me up?
Young Barney Surprised Icon I couldn't get a word in edgewise! I’m sorry, Homer. I’m just not the ladies’ man you are.

Roller Girl Riot Pt. 4 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Young Artie Ziff Icon Margery, if you're prepared to offer me an apology, then I most graciously accept. Lucky you!
Young Marge Surprised Icon Me apologize? You have no respect for women!
Young Artie Ziff Icon You know perfectly well that I call myself a feminist. And if a smart guy like me considers Artie Ziff a feminist, he must be one!
Young Artie Ziff Icon Clearly, society would crumble into the sea if women were allowed to operate free of men’s oversight.
Young Marge Annoyed Icon If you honestly think you’re a feminist, you’ve got another thing coming.
Young Artie Ziff Icon “Think”. The expression is, “You’ve got another think coming.” Women.

End Edit

Character Dialogue
Young Artie Ziff Icon I guess we’re just two ardent feminists who don’t quite see eye-to-eye. Now take my hand and we’ll skate a lap of sisterhood.
Young Marge Annoyed Icon Not until you admit that I just debated you into the ground.
Young Artie Ziff Annoyed Icon I have never lost a debate, and CERTAINLY never to a girl.
Young Marge Annoyed Icon That's WOMAN to you! *pushes Artie as hard as she can around the rink*

Roller Girl Riot Pt. 5 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Young Marge Annoyed Icon I'm not going to let that...that little boy ruin my night!
Young Marge Annoyed Icon I’m a proud, independent woman, and the last thing I need is a man to show me how to skate!

End Edit

Character Dialogue
Teenage Homer Happy Icon She's just so beautiful, isn't she? With that hair, and those legs, and that furious scowl...
Young Marge Happy Icon Coming through! *knocks Homer down*
Young Barney Surprised Icon Whoa! Homer, are you all right?
Teenage Homer Happy Icon Barney, I was just clotheslined by an angel. I've never been better!
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