Rocket's Red Glare

Rocket's Red Glare was the main quest during the 4th July 2013 Event.

QuestsEdit

Quest	Requirements	Reward
Rocket's Red Glare Pt. 1	Activate All-American Apu	100 10 Unlock: All-American Apu
Rocket's Red Glare Pt. 2	Make All-American Apu Stock Up on Illegal Fireworks	100 10
Rocket's Red Glare Pt. 3	Make All-American Apu Turn a Profit Send Springfield Residents to Buy Fireworks (15)	100 10
Rocket's Red Glare Pt. 4	Build the Nighthawk Diner	100 10 Unlock: Rex Banner
Rocket's Red Glare Pt. 5	Make Rex Banner Interrogate Flanders	100 10
Rocket's Red Glare Pt. 6	Make All-American Apu Hide the Fireworks Behind the Malt Liquor Make Rex Banner Stake Out the Kwik-E-Mart	100 10
Rocket's Red Glare Pt. 7	Make All-American Apu Hide the Fireworks Behind the Malt Liquor  Make Rex Banner Stake Out the Kwik-E-Mart	100 10
Rocket's Red Glare Pt. 8	Make Rex Banner Interrogate Flanders Send Springfield Residents to Buy Fireworks (15)	100 10
Rocket's Red Glare Pt. 9	Make Rex Banner Eat a Banana Kaboom	100 10
Paranoid Android	Make Rex Banner Interrogate Flanders	100 10
Rocket's Red Glare Pt. 10	Make All-American Apu Stock Up on Illegal Fireworks	100 10
Rocket's Red Glare Pt. 11	Make All-American Apu Turn a Profit Send Springfield Residents to Buy Fireworks (15)	100 10
Rocket's Red Glare Pt. 12	Make All-American Apu Display Patriotism	100 10
Rocket's Red Glare Pt. 13	Place the Liberty Bell	100 10 Liberty Bell

DialogueEdit

Rocket's Red Glare Pt. 1Edit

Character	Dialogue
	"The Fourth of July is coming! When Americans celebrate their country by brazenly flaunting their contempt for its anti-fireworks ordinances!" "And Apu's All-American Kwik-E-Mart and Fireworks Megastore leads the way! I'd better get in costume."

Rocket's Red Glare Pt. 2Edit

Character	Dialogue
	"My fireworks customers demand the biggest explosions, triggered by the most unpredictable fuses money can buy!" "If this town doesn't lose at least three fingers every year, I haven't done my job."

Rocket's Red Glare Pt. 3Edit

Character	Dialogue
	"Stocking this many explosives in such close proximity to cigarette-smoking twelve-year-olds is dangerous." "I better sell these fireworks fast!"

Rocket's Red Glare Pt. 4Edit

Character	Dialogue
	*yawn* "I can't sleep -- the noise from all these fireworks is keeping me awake."
	"You're the one lighting them! You can stop any time you like!"
	"If I stop blowing up M-80s even for a moment, then the Soviet Union wins and our Founding Fathers got their heads chopped of for nothing."
	"Maybe some coffee will wake you up. And help you make some sense."

Rocket's Red Glare Pt. 5Edit

Character	Dialogue
	"Citizens of Springfield, fear not! No longer will airborne displays of Technicolor splendor haunt your nights!"
	"Federal agent Rex Banner!?"
	"Here to stop the flow of illegal fireworks into Springfield and bring the Bottle Rocket Barons to their knees."
	"Well, that'll be nice. They're kind of a nuisance."
	"Nuisance? You call sporadic incidents of mild to moderate noise pollution a NUISANCE?" "It's the greatest threat to the American way of life since loitering! Time to round up the likely suspects."

Rocket's Red Glare Pt. 6Edit

Character	Dialogue
	"This holiday is proving most profitable!"
	"I've traced the fireworks to this Kwik-E-Mart. Time to see what we can see..."
	"Great Ganesh! Super-cop Rex Banner is hot on my trail! I'd better hide the evidence."

Rocket's Red Glare Pt. 7Edit

Character	Dialogue
	"Reach for the sky, Nahasapeemapetilon! I know you're the gunpowder-drunk mastermind of this fireworks racket!" "Come clean -- you're the one they call the Rocket Rajah. The Bengal Blaster. Pyrotechnic 'Pu."
	"I see. Because of my ethnicity and name, you assume this person must be me. That, sir, is profiling!"
	"I'm an old-timey cop. Profiling is ninety percent of my skill set." "And we call it by its proper name: good ol' red-blooded, American racism."

Rocket's Red Glare Pt. 8Edit

Character	Dialogue
	"Rex Banner! I've discovered the identity of the fireworks smuggler. It's Ned Flanders! Quick, drag him down to the station and interrogate him for hours!"
	"Let's go, boys!"
	"And... he's gone. Woo-hoo! Come on, everybody -- the coast is clear! Let's buy some boom!"

Rocket's Red Glare Pt. 9Edit

Character	Dialogue
	"Hands where I can see them, Apu! I'm taking you in!"
	"Wait! That man is innocent!" "I've just found an old town law from 1803 which expressly permits "the sale and detonation of pyrotechnic devices for one month following June 4."
	"What's so special about the Fourth of June?"
	"June 4th was King George III of England's birthday." "Springfield was the only town in the nation that voted 182 times to return to British rule." "We've always been America's cowards."
	"Well, if memory serves, there's one thing this town is still good for."

Paranoid AndroidEdit

Character	Dialogue
	"Rex Banner, come quick!" "Apparently, there's a new counterfeiting operation in town and it's headed by none other than Ned Flanders! Interrogate him at once!" "Interrogate him for hours and hours!"
	"Come on, boys!"

Rocket's Red Glare Pt. 10Edit

Character	Dialogue
	"Now that this awful business with the authorities has blown over, it's time to restock!"

Rocket's Red Glare Pt. 11Edit

Character	Dialogue
	"I am happy to announce I am open for business once again!"
	"Woo-hoo!" "I haven't blown anything up in a couple of hours, this was starting to feel like a Canada celebration..."

Rocket's Red Glare Pt. 12Edit

Character	Dialogue
	"This has been the most profitable Fourth of July ever!" "Where else but American can an Indian man make money selling Chinese fireworks to patriots?" "I love this horrible country!"

Rocket's Red Glare Pt. 13Edit

Character	Dialogue
	"What the-? This isn't the shipment of fireworks I ordered!"
	"Oh my! It's the original Liberty Bell - and still intact!"
	"It would seem that the bell has been transported through time, I deduce-"
	"We don't always need an explanation! And I need to know is that there's a bell and that I'm going to ring it!" ... "Hey! It broke! Lousy British workmanship. Ah well, might as well put this somewhere."