Rock-a-Die-Baby is a premium side quest that was released on April 14, 2015, during the Terwilligers 2015 Event. It requires the premium character Gino Underdunk Terwilliger.

Quests[edit | edit source]

Quest Requirements Time Reward Triggered By
Rock-a-Die-Baby Pt. 1 Make Lisa Observe Gino
Make Gino Torture Stuffed Animals
24h
24h
Cash100
Experience10
Gino
Rock-a-Die-Baby Pt. 2 Make Bart Argue For Nature
Make Lisa Argue For Nurture
60m
60m
Cash100
Experience10
Gino
Rock-a-Die-Baby Pt. 3 Make Lisa Research Behavioral Science
Make Gino Play with Handmade Toys
60m
60m
Cash100
Experience10
Gino
Rock-a-Die-Baby Pt. 4 Make Gino Play with a Kitten 2h Cash100
Experience10
Gino
Rock-a-Die-Baby Pt. 5 Make Lisa Get Angry
Make Gino Declare Vendetta
60m
4h
Cash100
Experience10
Gino

Dialogue[edit | edit source]

Rock-a-Die-Baby Pt. 1[edit | edit source]

Start[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Gino Underdunk Terwilliger Annoyed Icon.png DIE BUNNY! KILL KOALA!
Bart Whatever Icon.png Three generations of Terwilliger, but they all belong to Generation Kill.
Lisa Icon.png Gino is only two years old. He could grow up to be someone wonderful...
Bart Laughing Icon.png Like a biologist who creates a real unicorn.
Lisa Happy Icon.png A real unicorn. Boy would that be awesome.
Bart Icon.png You'll see. This kid's gonna be a killer just like his father.
Lisa Icon.png No, you'll see he's just as cute and innocent as Maggie.
Bart Whatever Icon.png I think you're giving Maggie too much credit.

End[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Bart Icon.png So how did “Adventures in Baby-Stalking” turn out?
Lisa Annoyed Icon.png This kid is going to be a lot of trouble.

Rock-a-Die-Baby Pt. 2[edit | edit source]

Start[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Bart Icon.png Lis, I'm telling ya, Gino was born evil. What do you expect with a dad like Sideshow Bob?
Lisa Icon.png Genes don't explain everything. Otherwise how come I'm smart and you're... differently gifted?
Lisa Icon.png If Gino's bad, it's because he's been raised in a bad environment.
Bart Sneaky Icon.png You mean, in Italy?
Lisa Icon.png No, with a criminal father. But I bet with proper love from a wise caregiver, or sister-like figure, he'll turn out great.
Bart Icon.png Sorry, he's born bad.
Lisa Shouting Icon.png No he isn't! He's made bad.

End[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Bart Angry Icon.png Nature!
Lisa Shouting Icon.png Nurture!
Bart Angry Icon.png Nature!
Lisa Shouting Icon.png Nurture!
Homer Serious Icon.png Kids! What did I tell you about debating the fundamental origin of the human condition?
Bart and Lisa Sad Icon.png Do it outside.

Rock-a-Die-Baby Pt. 3[edit | edit source]

Start[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Lisa Annoyed Icon.png I'll show you Bart. I'm going to teach Gino to be a good, sweet kid.
Lisa Icon.png I'm going to use modern educational methods, and something even more powerful:
Lisa Smug Icon.png Artsy-crafty play toys designed in Vermont for liberal urban moms!

End[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Lisa Icon.png Wow, these “Cassandra and Don” handcrafted wooden toys are amazing.
Lisa Smug Icon.png I don't know if they help Gino learn anything, but they sure make me feel superior to parents who buy stuff at “ToysBWe”.

Rock-a-Die-Baby Pt. 4[edit | edit source]

Start[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Lisa Icon.png Bart, you need to see this! I've made great strides reconditioning Gino.
Gino Underdunk Terwilliger Happy Icon.png HUG BUNNY! PLAY COOPERATIVELY!
Bart Icon.png Not bad. But I want to see more proof. We need to take this operation live.
Lisa Deadpan Icon.png What does that mean?
Bart Sneaky Icon.png I want to see him play with a live kitten.
Lisa Alarmed Icon.png *GULP* Gee Bart I dunno...
Bart Icon.png Purr up or shut up.

End[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Gino Underdunk Terwilliger Happy Icon.png PET KITTY! LOVE KITTY!
Lisa Icon.png Convinced, Bart? Two hours of play, and Gino hasn't hurt the kitten one bit.
Bart Whatever Icon.png They both threw up hairballs. But maybe you're right, Lisa. Maybe you're right...

Rock-a-Die-Baby Pt. 5[edit | edit source]

Start[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Lisa Shocked Icon.png Gino, what have you done to all my Malibu Stacy dolls?!
Lisa Shocked Icon.png Arms ripped off, hair hacked away, pantsuits de-pantsed...
Bart Icon.png You were right, Lisa. It is “nurture”.
Bart Laughing Icon.png I let Gino play with me for a few hours, and he learned to be a totally destructive, totally awesome kid.
Lisa Shouting Icon.png So this is your fault, Bart Simpson! I declare Vendetta!

End[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Lisa Sad Icon.png Well, this is depressing.
Lisa Sad Icon.png I've learned that even if it is nurture, it might as well be nature.
Lisa Sad Icon.png Because everyone this kid spends time with, including me, is a terrible example!
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