Rock-a-Die-Baby is a premium side quest that was released on April 14, 2015, during the Terwilligers 2015 Event. It requires the premium character Gino Underdunk Terwilliger.
Quests[]
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Triggered By
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Rock-a-Die-Baby Pt. 1
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Make Lisa Observe Gino Make Gino Torture Stuffed Animals
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24h 24h
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100 10
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Gino
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Rock-a-Die-Baby Pt. 2
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Make Bart Argue For Nature Make Lisa Argue For Nurture
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60m 60m
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100 10
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Gino
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Rock-a-Die-Baby Pt. 3
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Make Lisa Research Behavioral Science Make Gino Play with Handmade Toys
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60m 60m
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100 10
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Gino
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Rock-a-Die-Baby Pt. 4
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Make Gino Play with a Kitten
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2h
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100 10
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Gino
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Rock-a-Die-Baby Pt. 5
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Make Lisa Get Angry Make Gino Declare Vendetta
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60m 4h
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100 10
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Gino
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Dialogue[]
Rock-a-Die-Baby Pt. 1[]
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Dialogue
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DIE BUNNY! KILL KOALA!
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Three generations of Terwilliger, but they all belong to Generation Kill.
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Gino is only two years old. He could grow up to be someone wonderful...
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Like a biologist who creates a real unicorn.
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A real unicorn. Boy would that be awesome.
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You'll see. This kid's gonna be a killer just like his father.
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No, you'll see he's just as cute and innocent as Maggie.
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I think you're giving Maggie too much credit.
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End[]
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Dialogue
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So how did “Adventures in Baby-Stalking” turn out?
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This kid is going to be a lot of trouble.
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Rock-a-Die-Baby Pt. 2[]
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Dialogue
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Lis, I'm telling ya, Gino was born evil. What do you expect with a dad like Sideshow Bob?
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Genes don't explain everything. Otherwise how come I'm smart and you're... differently gifted?
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If Gino's bad, it's because he's been raised in a bad environment.
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You mean, in Italy?
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No, with a criminal father. But I bet with proper love from a wise caregiver, or sister-like figure, he'll turn out great.
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Sorry, he's born bad.
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No he isn't! He's made bad.
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End[]
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Nature!
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Nurture!
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Nature!
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Nurture!
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Kids! What did I tell you about debating the fundamental origin of the human condition?
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Do it outside.
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Rock-a-Die-Baby Pt. 3[]
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Dialogue
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I'll show you Bart. I'm going to teach Gino to be a good, sweet kid.
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I'm going to use modern educational methods, and something even more powerful:
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Artsy-crafty play toys designed in Vermont for liberal urban moms!
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End[]
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Dialogue
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Wow, these “Cassandra and Don” handcrafted wooden toys are amazing.
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I don't know if they help Gino learn anything, but they sure make me feel superior to parents who buy stuff at “ToysBWe”.
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Rock-a-Die-Baby Pt. 4[]
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Dialogue
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Bart, you need to see this! I've made great strides reconditioning Gino.
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HUG BUNNY! PLAY COOPERATIVELY!
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Not bad. But I want to see more proof. We need to take this operation live.
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What does that mean?
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I want to see him play with a live kitten.
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*GULP* Gee Bart I dunno...
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Purr up or shut up.
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End[]
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Dialogue
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PET KITTY! LOVE KITTY!
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Convinced, Bart? Two hours of play, and Gino hasn't hurt the kitten one bit.
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They both threw up hairballs. But maybe you're right, Lisa. Maybe you're right...
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Rock-a-Die-Baby Pt. 5[]
Start[]
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Dialogue
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Gino, what have you done to all my Malibu Stacy dolls?!
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Arms ripped off, hair hacked away, pantsuits de-pantsed...
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You were right, Lisa. It is “nurture”.
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I let Gino play with me for a few hours, and he learned to be a totally destructive, totally awesome kid.
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So this is your fault, Bart Simpson! I declare Vendetta!
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End[]
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Dialogue
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Well, this is depressing.
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I've learned that even if it is nurture, it might as well be nature.
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Because everyone this kid spends time with, including me, is a terrible example!
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