Rock, Paper, Sister is a premium questline for Laura Powers that was released on June 17, 2015, along with the Level 54 content update.

Quests[edit | edit source]

Quest Requirements Time Reward Triggered By
Rock, Paper, Sister Pt. 1 Make Lisa Hang Out with Laura
Make Bart Take a Bath
Rock, Paper, Sister Pt. 2 Make Bart Take Another Bath 12h Cash100
Rock, Paper, Sister Pt. 3 Make Lisa Avoid Laura 8h Cash100
Rock, Paper, Sister Pt. 4 Make Lisa Sneak Out to the Library
Make Laura Follow Lisa
Make Bart Follow Laura
Rock, Paper, Sister Pt. 5 Make Laura Mess with Teenage Minds 12h Cash100

Dialogue[edit | edit source]

Rock, Paper, Sister Pt. 1[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Lisa Icon.png Bart, I'm going over to the Powers house to welcome Laura back to Springfield. Promise me you won't act weird.
Lisa Curious Icon.png Are you wearing... cologne?
Bart Icon.png The manliest cologne there is. It's called “Venus's Fire”.
Lisa Icon.png Venus is the symbol of women. You're wearing women's perfume.
Bart Icon.png No, the bottle was all manly, with a tough looking butterfly standing on a big macho tulip...
Bart Surprised Icon.png Oh God, I'm wearing women's perfume.

Rock, Paper, Sister Pt. 2[edit | edit source]

Start[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Lisa Happy Icon.png This is fun, Laura!
Laura Powers Happy Icon.png Yeah, us girls should hang out more often.
Bart Sneaky Icon.png Hey there, sweet cheeks. You come around here often?
Laura Powers Annoyed Icon.png The street outside my house?
Bart Happy Icon.png Yeah, the street's a pretty cool scene. Real chill. Nice vibe.
Lisa Smug Icon.png *sniffs* Do I detect a whiff of women's perfume?
Bart Annoyed Icon.png What? But I-- Ugh! I'll see you girls later.

Intermission[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Laura Powers Happy Icon.png Good one Lisa. Thanks for getting Bart to leave us alone. That was real cool.
Lisa Embarrassed Icon.png And if I did something cool, that must mean by extension I am a cool person, right?
Laura Powers Icon.png Sure.
Lisa Happy Icon.png I'm cool! I'm finally cool.
Laura Powers Icon.png But acting this excited isn't cool.
Lisa Embarrassed Icon.png Yeah. Got it. Cool.

End[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Lisa Embarrassed Icon.png So I'll call you tomorrow, Laura?
Laura Powers Happy Icon.png I'll be waiting by the phone!
Bart Sneaky Icon.png I'll call you too, babydoll.
Laura Powers Annoyed Icon.png I'll be washing my hair.

Rock, Paper, Sister Pt. 3[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Bart Icon.png You look terrible, Lisa.
Lisa Exhausted Icon.png I was up all night. Being friends with a teenager takes so much time, with all the calls and texts and tweets and posts.
Lisa Exhausted Icon.png Not to mention all the calls and texts and tweets and posts I have to make to the world telling them I have a new teenage friend.
Lisa Sad Icon.png I've been so busy I've missed two extra credit assignments!
Bart Confused Icon.png Which makes you a normal person.
Lisa Sad Icon.png Exactly, this has to stop. I need some place to hide and do my schoolwork.
Bart Laughing Icon.png Try Milhouse's. No girl in her right mind would ever go there.

Rock, Paper, Sister Pt. 4[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Lisa Deadpan Icon.png Bart, could you check outside to see if Laura's out there?
Lisa Deadpan Icon.png I haven't been to the library in days. I miss the smell of library book dust. I need my book-dust fix!
Bart Icon.png Go ahead and sneak out. I've got you covered.
Lisa Icon.png Really, Bart? Oh, thank you!
Bart Sneaky Icon.png And while Lisa is sneaking out to the library, Laura is sure to follow her...

Rock, Paper, Sister Pt. 5[edit | edit source]

Start[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Lisa Angry Icon.png Laura, we have to talk! I can't take this anymore.
Laura Powers Sad Icon.png But I thought we were friends.
Lisa Angry Icon.png We are, but you need to give me some space.
Lisa Shocked Icon.png Hanging out this much has made me stop being an over-achiever. Now I'm just a regular achiever!
Laura Powers Sad Icon.png That must be very hard for you.
Bart Happy Icon.png Don't worry, Laura. You'll always have me.
Laura Powers Annoyed Icon.png Beat it, needbag. That putty nose and fake mustache wasn't fooling anyone. You're a terrible stalker.
Laura Powers Icon.png I'll miss hanging out with you, Lisa, but I guess I should find some activities with kids my own age.

End[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Bart Icon.png I'm impressed, Lisa. Laura was totally into you. She even followed you to the library.
Bart Rollingeyes Icon.png And you sent her packing.
Lisa Alarmed Icon.png Oh, no, what have I done? I pushed away the best friend I ever had!
Lisa Shocked Icon.png Laura, wait, I can change!
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