Rock, Paper, Sister is a premium questline for Laura Powers that was released on June 17, 2015, along with the Level 54 content update.

Quests Edit

Quest Requirements Time Reward Triggered By
Rock, Paper, Sister Pt. 1 Make Lisa Hang Out with Laura
Make Bart Take a Bath
Rock, Paper, Sister Pt. 2 Make Bart Take Another Bath 12h Cash100
Rock, Paper, Sister Pt. 3 Make Lisa Avoid Laura 8h Cash100
Rock, Paper, Sister Pt. 4 Make Lisa Sneak Out to the Library
Make Laura Follow Lisa
Make Bart Follow Laura
Rock, Paper, Sister Pt. 5 Make Laura Mess with Teenage Minds 12h Cash100

Dialogue Edit

Rock, Paper, Sister Pt. 1 Edit

Character Dialogue
Lisa Icon Bart, I'm going over to the Powers house to welcome Laura back to Springfield. Promise me you won't act weird.
Lisa Curious Icon Are you wearing... cologne?
Bart Icon The manliest cologne there is. It's called “Venus's Fire”.
Lisa Icon Venus is the symbol of women. You're wearing women's perfume.
Bart Icon No, the bottle was all manly, with a tough looking butterfly standing on a big macho tulip...
Bart Surprised Icon Oh God, I'm wearing women's perfume.

Rock, Paper, Sister Pt. 2 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Lisa Happy Icon This is fun, Laura!
Laura Powers Happy Icon Yeah, us girls should hang out more often.
Bart Sneaky Icon Hey there, sweet cheeks. You come around here often?
Laura Powers Annoyed Icon The street outside my house?
Bart Happy Icon Yeah, the street's a pretty cool scene. Real chill. Nice vibe.
Lisa Smug Icon *sniffs* Do I detect a whiff of women's perfume?
Bart Annoyed Icon What? But I-- Ugh! I'll see you girls later.

Intermission Edit

Character Dialogue
Laura Powers Happy Icon Good one Lisa. Thanks for getting Bart to leave us alone. That was real cool.
Lisa Embarrassed Icon And if I did something cool, that must mean by extension I am a cool person, right?
Laura Powers Icon Sure.
Lisa Happy Icon I'm cool! I'm finally cool.
Laura Powers Icon But acting this excited isn't cool.
Lisa Embarrassed Icon Yeah. Got it. Cool.

End Edit

Character Dialogue
Lisa Embarrassed Icon So I'll call you tomorrow, Laura?
Laura Powers Happy Icon I'll be waiting by the phone!
Bart Sneaky Icon I'll call you too, babydoll.
Laura Powers Annoyed Icon I'll be washing my hair.

Rock, Paper, Sister Pt. 3 Edit

Character Dialogue
Bart Icon You look terrible, Lisa.
Lisa Exhausted Icon I was up all night. Being friends with a teenager takes so much time, with all the calls and texts and tweets and posts.
Lisa Exhausted Icon Not to mention all the calls and texts and tweets and posts I have to make to the world telling them I have a new teenage friend.
Lisa Sad Icon I've been so busy I've missed two extra credit assignments!
Bart Confused Icon Which makes you a normal person.
Lisa Sad Icon Exactly, this has to stop. I need some place to hide and do my schoolwork.
Bart Laughing Icon Try Milhouse's. No girl in her right mind would ever go there.

Rock, Paper, Sister Pt. 4Edit

Character Dialogue
Lisa Deadpan Icon Bart, could you check outside to see if Laura's out there?
Lisa Deadpan Icon I haven't been to the library in days. I miss the smell of library book dust. I need my book-dust fix!
Bart Icon Go ahead and sneak out. I've got you covered.
Lisa Icon Really, Bart? Oh, thank you!
Bart Sneaky Icon And while Lisa is sneaking out to the library, Laura is sure to follow her...

Rock, Paper, Sister Pt. 5Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Lisa Angry Icon Laura, we have to talk! I can't take this anymore.
Laura Powers Sad Icon But I thought we were friends.
Lisa Angry Icon We are, but you need to give me some space.
Lisa Shocked Icon Hanging out this much has made me stop being an over-achiever. Now I'm just a regular achiever!
Laura Powers Sad Icon That must be very hard for you.
Bart Happy Icon Don't worry, Laura. You'll always have me.
Laura Powers Annoyed Icon Beat it, needbag. That putty nose and fake mustache wasn't fooling anyone. You're a terrible stalker.
Laura Powers Icon I'll miss hanging out with you, Lisa, but I guess I should find some activities with kids my own age.

End Edit

Character Dialogue
Bart Icon I'm impressed, Lisa. Laura was totally into you. She even followed you to the library.
Bart Rollingeyes Icon And you sent her packing.
Lisa Alarmed Icon Oh, no, what have I done? I pushed away the best friend I ever had!
Lisa Shocked Icon Laura, wait, I can change!
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