Ride or Die is a limited-time side questline released on January 30, 2019 for the Love, Springfieldian Style 2019 Event. It needs the premium character Principal Dondelinger.
Quests[]
| Quest | Requirements | Time | Reward | Triggered By |
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| Ride or Die Pt. 1 | Make Principal Dondelinger Bottle Up Anger | 8h |  100  10
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Principal Dondelinger |
| Ride or Die Pt. 2 | Make Principal Dondelinger Practice Putting | 4h | 100 10
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Principal Dondelinger |
| Ride or Die Pt. 3 | Make Principal Dondelinger Cancel Tee Time | 60m | 100 10
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Principal Dondelinger |
| Ride or Die Pt. 4 | Make Principal Dondelinger Cart Rage | 12h | 100 10
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Principal Dondelinger |
| Ride or Die Pt. 5 | Make Principal Dondelinger Unretire | 24h | 200 20
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Principal Dondelinger |
Dialogue[]
Ride or Die Pt. 1[]
Start[]
| Character | Dialogue |
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Finally, some quiet time to reflect on all the students whose lives I ruined by enforcing petty rules. |
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Principal Dondelinger? I didn't know you would be here. This is perfect, we can golf together now! |
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Simpson, I'm having a quiet evening alone. Now if you don't mind, please leave me be. |
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I get nervous on the first hole too. Let me help you tee your ball. *knocks golf bag into pond* Oops! |
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You Neanderthal! Can't you go five minutes without ruining someone's day? Have you ever had an intelligent thought a day in your life?! |
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Does it count if I realized the intelligent thought I had was actually from a Mentos commercial? |
End[]
No dialogue.
Ride or Die Pt. 2[]
Start[]
| Character | Dialogue |
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I apologize for my behavior, Simpson. However, please leave me alone. |
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All I wanted was to play golf in peace. Maybe I can salvage the night, I mean I only get to golf once a week. |
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Putting practice should calm my nerves. I'll just hit a few balls then be right as rain. |
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I bet you can't hit it further than I just did. That's a new record, I almost got it ten feet away from the tee. |
End[]
No dialogue.
Ride or Die Pt. 3[]
Start[]
| Character | Dialogue |
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The only thing that pairs better with the sunrise is an empty golf course with my name on it. |
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Fore... head! We’ve both got huge foreheads! |
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Simpson! What are you doing here at this hour? |
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*stumbles* The trick to getting up early is setting a couple alarms, and then never going to bed. |
End[]
No dialogue.
Ride or Die Pt. 4[]
Start[]
| Character | Dialogue |
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There's no way Simpson can ruin the Golfing Geezers contest. You have to use your dentures as ID at the door. |
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I wonder which sap I'll get paired with. They should consider themselves lucky. I'll carry our team through this thing. |
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Hey, partner! |
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Don’t tell anyone, but these pinstripe pants are just from me sitting on a freshly painted bench. |
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I truly am in hell! You don't even like golf, why do you keep coming here?! |
End[]
No dialogue.
Ride or Die Pt. 5[]
Start[]
| Character | Dialogue |
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I can't take this anymore. I'm retiring from retirement. |
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The only natural solution to my problems and outbursts of rage is to become a high school principal again. |
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Then I'll finally be rid of that lush, Simpson. |
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Yeah, at least you'll be rid of that jerk...who are we talking about again? |
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*convulses* Simpson!! I must have done something terrible in a past life, like eaten pizza with a fork. |
End[]
No dialogue.
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