Ride or Die is a limited-time side questline released on January 30, 2019 for the Love, Springfieldian Style 2019 Event. It needs the premium character Principal Dondelinger.

Quests[edit | edit source]

Quest Requirements Time Reward Triggered By
Ride or Die Pt. 1 Make Principal Dondelinger Bottle Up Anger 8h Cash100
Experience10
Principal Dondelinger
Ride or Die Pt. 2 Make Principal Dondelinger Practice Putting 4h Cash100
Experience10
Principal Dondelinger
Ride or Die Pt. 3 Make Principal Dondelinger Cancel Tee Time 60m Cash100
Experience10
Principal Dondelinger
Ride or Die Pt. 4 Make Principal Dondelinger Cart Rage 12h Cash100
Experience10
Principal Dondelinger
Ride or Die Pt. 5 Make Principal Dondelinger Unretire 24h Cash200
Experience20
Principal Dondelinger


Dialogue[edit | edit source]

Ride or Die Pt. 1[edit | edit source]

Start[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Principal Dondelinger Happy Icon.png Finally, some quiet time to reflect on all the students whose lives I ruined by enforcing petty rules.
Homer Happy Icon.png Principal Dondelinger? I didn't know you would be here. This is perfect, we can golf together now!
Principal Dondelinger Annoyed Icon.png Simpson, I'm having a quiet evening alone. Now if you don't mind, please leave me be.
Homer Cautious Icon.png I get nervous on the first hole too. Let me help you tee your ball. *knocks golf bag into pond* Oops!
Principal Dondelinger Annoyed Icon.png You Neanderthal! Can't you go five minutes without ruining someone's day? Have you ever had an intelligent thought a day in your life?!
Homer Thoughtful Icon.png Does it count if I realized the intelligent thought I had was actually from a Mentos commercial?

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No dialogue.

Ride or Die Pt. 2[edit | edit source]

Start[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Principal Dondelinger Annoyed Icon.png I apologize for my behavior, Simpson. However, please leave me alone.
Principal Dondelinger Sad Icon.png All I wanted was to play golf in peace. Maybe I can salvage the night, I mean I only get to golf once a week.
Principal Dondelinger Happy Icon.png Putting practice should calm my nerves. I'll just hit a few balls then be right as rain.
Homer Proud Icon.png I bet you can't hit it further than I just did. That's a new record, I almost got it ten feet away from the tee.

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No dialogue.

Ride or Die Pt. 3[edit | edit source]

Start[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Principal Dondelinger Happy Icon.png The only thing that pairs better with the sunrise is an empty golf course with my name on it.
Homer Sunglasses Happy Icon.png Fore... head! We’ve both got huge foreheads!
Principal Dondelinger Surprised Icon.png Simpson! What are you doing here at this hour?
Homer Drunk Icon.png *stumbles* The trick to getting up early is setting a couple alarms, and then never going to bed.

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No dialogue.

Ride or Die Pt. 4[edit | edit source]

Start[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Principal Dondelinger Happy Icon.png There's no way Simpson can ruin the Golfing Geezers contest. You have to use your dentures as ID at the door.
Principal Dondelinger Happy Icon.png I wonder which sap I'll get paired with. They should consider themselves lucky. I'll carry our team through this thing.
Homer Happy Icon.png Hey, partner!
Homer Guilty Icon.png Don’t tell anyone, but these pinstripe pants are just from me sitting on a freshly painted bench.
Principal Dondelinger Annoyed Icon.png I truly am in hell! You don't even like golf, why do you keep coming here?!

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No dialogue.

Ride or Die Pt. 5[edit | edit source]

Start[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Principal Dondelinger Sad Icon.png I can't take this anymore. I'm retiring from retirement.
Principal Dondelinger Icon.png The only natural solution to my problems and outbursts of rage is to become a high school principal again.
Principal Dondelinger Happy Icon.png Then I'll finally be rid of that lush, Simpson.
Homer Snobby Icon.png Yeah, at least you'll be rid of that jerk...who are we talking about again?
Principal Dondelinger Annoyed Icon.png *convulses* Simpson!! I must have done something terrible in a past life, like eaten pizza with a fork.

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No dialogue.

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