Make Alternate Cool Homer Line Up at the Black Hole Make Alternate King Size Homer Line Up at the Black Hole Make Alternate Barbarian Homer Line Up at the Black Hole Make Alternate Strongman Homer Line Up at the Black Hole Make Evil Homer Line Up at the Black Hole
8h 8h 8h 8h
100 10
Stephen Hawking
Return to Status Quo Pt. 2
Make Alternate Cool Homer March Toward the Black Hole Make Alternate King Size Homer March Toward the Black Hole Make Alternate Barbarian Homer March Toward the Black Hole Make Alternate Strongman Homer March Toward the Black Hole Make Evil Homer Sneak Away
8h 8h 8h 8h
100 10
Stephen Hawking
Return to Status Quo Pt. 3
Make Alternate Cool Homer Jump Into the Black Hole Make Alternate King Size Homer Jump Into the Black Hole Make Alternate Barbarian Homer Jump Into the Black Hole Make Alternate Strongman Homer Jump Into the Black Hole Make Alternate Evil Homer Obtain an Electric Shaver
4h 4h 4h 4h
100 10
Stephen Hawking
Return to Status Quo Pt. 4
Make One of the Identical Homers Fall Into the Wormhole
8h
100 10
Homer
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Return to Status Quo Pt. 1[]
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The wormhole is about to blow in a cataclysmic blast of both Hawking AND Frink radiation. We've got to shut it down!
According to my calculations here, with the scribbles, a sudden influx of sufficient mass should cause a hypothetical "worm clog."
Quite so. But it will require the mass equivalent of a small planet! Specifically, the entire mass of FIVE Homers.
Hey, it's rather insensitive of you to talk about my weight like that!
I'm talking about the alternate Homers!
Oh, yeah, those guys are total pigs.
I'd be offended if I wasn't such a pig.
Five Homers came out, five must go back in. To the hole!
Return to Status Quo Pt. 2[]
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So we just jump into that featureless void?
Exactly. I couldn't have phrased it better myself.
And you said that will safely return us to our home universes?
I said no such thing. Move it along!
Return to Status Quo Pt. 3[]
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Count off as you jump into oblivion!
One!
Two!
*grunt*
Uh... five?
Return to Status Quo Pt. 4[]
Start[]
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And away they go. That just leaves Regular Homer... and ANOTHER REGULAR HOMER?!
Something's wrong! Only four Homer masses went into the hole!
Wait a second... look over here, behind this decoration! There's a monocle, a cape, and two mustache halves!
Evil Homer must have shaved and removed his costume! He looks exactly like dad now!
Mu-ha-ha-ha-ha!
You'll never get away with this, Evil Homer!
I'm not Evil Homer! You're Evil Homer!
Which fatso is which?
There's only one way to settle this. An identical sci-fi twin fight!
Take this, and this!
I got a knuckle sandwich for you!
Mmm, knuckle sandwich.
Geez, them two identical Homers are pretty evenly matched.
Be careful, Homie! You're right near the event horizon!
Oh no! One Homer threw the other into the wormhole!
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Hurrah! That makes five Homers' worth of mass.
The wormhole is now successfully clogged. Once again, science has saved the day!
Everything worked out nicely.
But... which Homer are you? The dad one or the evil one?
You know, I'm honestly not sure. During the fight I got punched really hard on my bald spot, and now I also have amnesia.
Multiple amnesia... the sign of top quality sci-fi writing.
Hey dad, when did you put on that monocle?
I always wear a monocle.
Or do I...?
And that's what we call the uncertainty principle. Thanks for playing, everyone!
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Congratulations, you've foiled the evil robots and saved the Multiverse! And Homer's probably fine. NOW BACK TO WORK!!!!