Return to Status Quo is the second limited-time main questline for Act 3 of the SciFi 2016 Event. It was released on September 13, 2016.

Quests[edit | edit source]

Quest Requirements Time Reward Triggered By
Return to Status Quo Pt. 1 Make Alternate Cool Homer Line Up at the Black Hole
Make Alternate King Size Homer Line Up at the Black Hole
Make Alternate Barbarian Homer Line Up at the Black Hole
Make Alternate Strongman Homer Line Up at the Black Hole
Make Evil Homer Line Up at the Black Hole
8h
8h
8h
8h
Cash100
Experience10
Stephen Hawking
Return to Status Quo Pt. 2 Make Alternate Cool Homer March Toward the Black Hole
Make Alternate King Size Homer March Toward the Black Hole
Make Alternate Barbarian Homer March Toward the Black Hole
Make Alternate Strongman Homer March Toward the Black Hole
Make Evil Homer Sneak Away
8h
8h
8h
8h
Cash100
Experience10
Stephen Hawking
Return to Status Quo Pt. 3 Make Alternate Cool Homer Jump Into the Black Hole
Make Alternate King Size Homer Jump Into the Black Hole
Make Alternate Barbarian Homer Jump Into the Black Hole
Make Alternate Strongman Homer Jump Into the Black Hole
Make Alternate Evil Homer Obtain an Electric Shaver
4h
4h
4h
4h
Cash100
Experience10
Stephen Hawking
Return to Status Quo Pt. 4 Make One of the Identical Homers Fall Into the Wormhole 8h Cash100
Experience10
Homer

Dialogue[edit | edit source]

Return to Status Quo Pt. 1[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Stephen Hawking Intense Icon.png The wormhole is about to blow in a cataclysmic blast of both Hawking AND Frink radiation. We've got to shut it down!
Professor Frink Icon.png According to my calculations here, with the scribbles, a sudden influx of sufficient mass should cause a hypothetical "worm clog."
Stephen Hawking Intense Icon.png Quite so. But it will require the mass equivalent of a small planet! Specifically, the entire mass of FIVE Homers.
Homer Annoyed Icon.png Hey, it's rather insensitive of you to talk about my weight like that!
Stephen Hawking Icon.png I'm talking about the alternate Homers!
Homer Icon.png Oh, yeah, those guys are total pigs.
King-Size Homer Annoyed Icon.png I'd be offended if I wasn't such a pig.
Stephen Hawking Intense Icon.png Five Homers came out, five must go back in. To the hole!

Return to Status Quo Pt. 2[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
King-Size Homer Icon.png So we just jump into that featureless void?
Stephen Hawking Happy Icon.png Exactly. I couldn't have phrased it better myself.
Cool Homer Icon.png And you said that will safely return us to our home universes?
Stephen Hawking Icon.png I said no such thing. Move it along!

Return to Status Quo Pt. 3[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Stephen Hawking Icon.png Count off as you jump into oblivion!
Cool Homer Icon.png One!
King-Size Homer Icon.png Two!
Barbarian Homer Icon.png *grunt*
Strongman Homer Icon.png Uh... five?

Return to Status Quo Pt. 4[edit | edit source]

Start[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Lisa Icon.png And away they go. That just leaves Regular Homer... and ANOTHER REGULAR HOMER?!
Stephen Hawking Icon.png Something's wrong! Only four Homer masses went into the hole!
Bart Surprised Icon.png Wait a second... look over here, behind this decoration! There's a monocle, a cape, and two mustache halves!
Lisa Shocked Icon.png Evil Homer must have shaved and removed his costume! He looks exactly like dad now!
Homer Laughing Icon.png Mu-ha-ha-ha-ha!
Homer Serious Icon.png You'll never get away with this, Evil Homer!
Homer Sarcastic Icon.png I'm not Evil Homer! You're Evil Homer!
Bart Confused Icon.png Which fatso is which?
Homer Icon.png There's only one way to settle this. An identical sci-fi twin fight!
Homer Angry Icon.png Take this, and this!
Homer Angry Icon.png I got a knuckle sandwich for you!
Homer Dreamy Icon.png Mmm, knuckle sandwich.
Moe Icon.png Geez, them two identical Homers are pretty evenly matched.
Marge Scared Icon.png Be careful, Homie! You're right near the event horizon!
Lisa Shocked Icon.png Oh no! One Homer threw the other into the wormhole!

End[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Professor Frink Icon.png Hurrah! That makes five Homers' worth of mass.
Stephen Hawking Happy Icon.png The wormhole is now successfully clogged. Once again, science has saved the day!
Homer Icon.png Everything worked out nicely.
Lisa Icon.png But... which Homer are you? The dad one or the evil one?
Homer Confused Icon.png You know, I'm honestly not sure. During the fight I got punched really hard on my bald spot, and now I also have amnesia.
Comic Book Guy Icon.png Multiple amnesia... the sign of top quality sci-fi writing.
Lisa Curious Icon.png Hey dad, when did you put on that monocle?
Evil Homer Monocle Icon.png I always wear a monocle.
Evil Homer Monocle Devious Icon.png Or do I...?
Stephen Hawking Icon.png And that's what we call the uncertainty principle. Thanks for playing, everyone!
Congratulations, you've foiled the evil robots and saved the Multiverse! And Homer's probably fine. NOW BACK TO WORK!!!!
 
— System Message.


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