Regression Aggression! is a limited time questline that was released on April 22, 2015 during the The Kids Are All Fight Promotional. Progressing through it unlocks Lisa's Kiddie Car.
Quests[]
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Requirements
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Time
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Reward
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Triggered By
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Regression Aggression Pt. 1
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Make Bart Act Like an Infant
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4h
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100, 10
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Auto
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Regression Aggression Pt. 2
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Make Bart Block the Basement Door
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8h
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100, 10 Unlock: Nightmare Pile to purchase
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Bart
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Regression Aggression Pt. 3
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Make Lisa Ride Old School Make Bart Pout
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4h 8h .
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100, 10 Unlock: Lisa's Kiddie Car
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Lisa
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Dialogue[]
Regression Aggression Pt. 1[]
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Dialogue
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"Bart, you got paint on the driveway! It ruined my favorite oil stain."
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"Lisa was there too! Look, she's got paint all over her hands – you just can’t see it because it's yellow."
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"Now you're in trouble for tattling too!"
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"Ugh, I only get blamed because I'm the oldest! I wanted to be born second, Mom and Dad just didn't listen to me."
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"If I was the baby, I'd never get in trouble. They have the system wired – they don't even have to wipe themselves."
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Regression Aggression Pt. 2[]
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Dialogue
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"Ma-ma! Da-da! Barty want cookie! And Barty want Sony Playstation 4 Grand Theft Auto bundle!"
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"He's got to stop acting like a baby. I hate baby stuff!"
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"Except for you, baby Maggie! And you Marge, baby."
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"Don't worry. Bart will get tired of acting like a baby soon."
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"He never sticks with anything for more than a week."
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"If Bart's going to act like a baby, maybe Dad should bring his old clown bed out of the basement."
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"No! That thing is scarier than "The Shining" or the original Japanese version of "The Ring.""
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"Whoops, I mean… "Waah-waah-waah!""
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“
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Dredge up Bart's childhood fears with the Nightmare Pile... and get some scary animated jobs for other kids to boot!
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”
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— In-Game Message
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Regression Aggression Pt. 3[]
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Dialogue
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"Bart, you've got to cut this out. You can't act like a baby forever."
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"Aw, is Wisa feewing a widdle bit weft-out?"
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"*sigh* I guess I can't fight this. And when you can't fight 'em, you gotta…"
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"…pacify 'em!"
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"*sucks*"
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"..."
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“
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Tune into this week's Simpsons for a glimpse of Bart and Lisa's toddler rivarly! Sunday 8/7 central on FOX!
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”
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— In-Game Message
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You've been awarded "Lisa's Kiddie Car"!
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”
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— In-Game Message
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