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Red in the Face is a premium side questline that was released on May 5, 2020, during Act 4 of the Simpsons Wrestling 2020 Event. It requires the premium character Rasputin the Friendly Russian.

Quests Edit

Quest Requirements Time Reward Triggered by
Red in the Face Pt. 1 Make Rasputin Work Through Trauma
Make Marvin Monroe Be Disappointed in Mother Russia*
8h
8h
Cash100
XP10
Rasputin the Friendly Russian
Red in the Face Pt. 2 Make Rasputin Angrily Eat Ice Cream 4h Cash100
XP10
Squeaky Voice Teen**
Red in the Face Pt. 3 Make Rasputin Play With Puppies 4h Cash100
XP10
Moe
Red in the Face Pt. 4 Make Rasputin Wave Flags 60m Cash100
XP10
Rasputin the Friendly Russian
Red in the Face Pt. 5 Make Rasputin Get His Joy Back 12h Cash200
XP20
Rasputin the Friendly Russian

* Will only appear if the character is owned by the player.
** If the character is not owned, the quest will automatically begin.

Dialogue Edit

Red in the Face Pt. 1 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Rasputin Sad Icon *laying on couch* I don't understand. I'm the friendly Russian, not the cold, mean, stereotypical Russian.
Marvin Monroe Icon It seems you have some pent-up aggression. How is your relationship with your mother?
Rasputin Happy Icon She is like a menacing bear.
Marvin Monroe Icon I’m sorry to hear that.
Rasputin Icon No, menacing bear is the most loving of creatures in Russia.

End Edit

Character Dialogue
Marvin Monroe Surprised Icon Did you spend a lot of time with your mother?
Rasputin Icon Not as much as I wished. She went into hibernation most winters.
Marvin Monroe Icon It sounds to me like YOU are the one hibernating. You need to find your joy again. Get out in the sun and find what brightens your day.
Rasputin Sad Icon I'll try. But don’t let this get back to Mother.

Red in the Face Pt. 2 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Squeaky Voice Attendant Surprised Icon Sir, I can't serve you five gallons of ice cream. It's against company policy.
Rasputin Annoyed Icon But I have a five-gallon appetite!
Squeaky Voice Attendant Icon How ‘bout two gallons of ice cream and three gallons of toppings?
Rasputin Annoyed Icon Da to ice cream. Nothing but nyet to toppings.

End Edit

Character Dialogue
Rasputin Icon This isn't working, I'm filled with rage along with cookies and cream.
Rasputin Icon There is only one force more powerful than the love of ice cream...
Rasputin Icon ...the love of small animals.

Red in the Face Pt. 3 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Moe Icon What can I do for ya?
Rasputin Icon I was told you're the man to see about cute animals.
Moe Icon Nah, I'm outta the importing exotic animals game. I got gored by too many water buffalo.
Rasputin Surprised Icon This is too bad. I was prepared to spend much money to pet animals.
Moe Sneaky Icon Actually… I might have something in the back. Come with me.

End Edit

Character Dialogue
Rasputin Sad Icon The puppies are teething. I have become their chew bone. This isn't a pleasurable experience.
Moe Icon Sorry pal, no refunds.

Red in the Face Pt. 4 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Rasputin Icon I give up. I'm doomed to be Rasputin the Cranky Russian forever.
x100px …Never give up! Oh, yeah!
Rasputin Icon You’re right. What kind of Russian would I be if I gave up?
Duffman Icon I meant never give up on the great taste of Duff!
Rasputin Icon All the same, random brand mascot.
Rasputin Icon Now I need a symbol like your beer belt and cape to show my gusto. How do you say, “Oh, yeah!”
Duffman Sad Icon Oh, NOOO!

End Edit

No dialogue.

Red in the Face Pt. 5 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Rasputin Sad Icon Flag waving didn't work. Did Duffman lead me astray?
Hans Moleman Icon Excuse me, sir. Do you have the time?
Rasputin Icon Sure, it's half past four.
Rasputin Surprised Icon Wait, that's it! I can't believe it's been right under my broken nose this entire time!

End Edit

Character Dialogue
Marvin Monroe Icon Did you find what would ignite your spark again?
Rasputin Icon Yes. It was in my pocket all along -- my nesting doll watch.
Rasputin Happy Icon I felt lost without it. But now that I have it again, it’s ticking and so am I!
Rasputin Happy Icon It’s time for a steel cage match!... right after I finish these gallons of ice cream.
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