Recipe for Criticism
Release Date
November 14, 2018
Recipe for Criticism was a limited-time questline released on November 14, 2018. It was the outro questline of the Super Powers 2018 Event , being unlocked upon the end of the main quest Blood is Thinner Than Gravy . It needs the character Minnie .
Quests [ ]
Quest
Requirements
Time
Reward
Triggered By
Recipe for Criticism Pt. 1
Make Minnie Learn to Cook
4h
100 10
Minnie
Recipe for Criticism Pt. 2
Make Krusty teach Minnie About the Restaurant Business
60m
100 10
Auto
Recipe for Criticism Pt. 3
Make Minnie Leave a Bad Online Review
12h
100 10
Minnie
Recipe for Criticism Pt. 4
Make Minnie Become a Social Media Food Critic
60m
100 10
Minnie
Recipe for Criticism Pt. 5
Make Minnie Work For A Food Delivery App
24h
200 20
Minnie
Dialogue [ ]
Recipe for Criticism Pt. 1 [ ]
Start [ ]
Character
Dialogue
That Taste of Springfield festival inspired me!
If those bozos can make a living cooking food, so can I!
Marge taught me how to stir, but there’s gotta be more to it than that...
No, it’s mostly stirring. And some slopping. And lots of yelling at people to eat the food.
Yeah, but you’re not making the big bucks.
I’ll learn to cook from the same place I get my medical treatment: the Internet.
End [ ]
Character
Dialogue
Cooking is a hassle. I’ve got flour all over my face and I wasn’t even cooking with it!
I need to try a different approach.
I’ll become a chef the Szyslak way.
Recipe for Criticism Pt. 2 [ ]
Start [ ]
Character
Dialogue
Please, you’ve got to teach me about being a chef.
Me? It's been years since I touched a pan...and that was to smack Julia Child when she got handsy during a segment on Carson.
Exactly! You don’t cook, yet your name’s on everything from the burgers to the toilet paper.
That's cause they're made from the same stuff.
All right, I’ll teach you everything I know!
End [ ]
Character
Dialogue
Wow, that really didn’t take long at all.
Like, a shockingly short amount of time.
Turns out I don’t really know anything.
You’re worthless!
Hey! Now you’re getting the hang of running a restaurant! Screaming at people who are trying their best!
Recipe for Criticism Pt. 3 [ ]
Start [ ]
Character
Dialogue
Stupid online lessons and know-nothing clown.
I just want to bring people joy through food, which I hate and have no passion for! Why is this so hard?!
Why don’t you try some of my pasta? Best in town!
Wow, this takes my mind off my troubles... and puts it on how bad this pasta is!
But... it’s my momma’s secret recipe!
She taught me you poke holes in the plastic before you put it in the microwave.
End [ ]
Character
Dialogue
Wow, telling that guy his food is terrible really picked up my spirits.
Although I do feel bad about badmouthing his dear old mother on the Internet...
Because she doesn’t go online, so she won’t know how bad I trashed her!
Recipe for Criticism Pt. 4 [ ]
Start [ ]
Character
Dialogue
Man, my post about Luigi’s is blowing up faster than The Hindenburg...
...that German restaurant I also trashed online.
Face it: I was never gonna be a master chef. Cooking just isn't a skill I was born with.
But tearing down people’s dreams with my words?
I'm a natural!
End [ ]
Character
Dialogue
I thought I’d be good at this, but I never dreamed I’d be great.
Unfortunately I’m too great. The restaurants I reviewed all went out of business.
Recipe for Criticism Pt. 5 [ ]
Start [ ]
Character
Dialogue
What will I do now? I don’t know how to cook, I can’t trash other people’s cooking...
Guess my career in the food business is over.
Good riddance! When momma catches up with you, she’s gonna drive you outta town!
Wait a minute, that gives me an idea!
Don’t hurt momma, she’s-a all talk!
No, I’m going to get a job driving around making food deliveries!
End [ ]
Character
Dialogue
This is great! I get to eat all the loose french fries I want, infuriate people by being late...
And when I’m bored, I’ll screw up people’s orders on purpose.
I love the food biz!
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