Rebel Without a Pause is a quest featuring Jimbo.
Quests[]
| Quest | Requirements | Time |
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| Rebel Without a Pause Pt. 1 | Make Jimbo Complain about Cafeteria Food | 8h |
| Rebel Without a Pause Pt. 2 | Make Jimbo Incite A Food Fight | 4h |
| Rebel Without a Pause Pt. 3 | Make Jimbo Hacky Sack a Frog | 12h |
| Rebel Without a Pause Pt. 4 | Make Lisa Blog About Amphibian Rights | 24h |
| Rebel Without a Pause Pt. 5 | Make Jimbo Get a 4 Finger Discount | 60m |
| Rebel Without a Pause Pt. 6 | Make Jimbo Skateboard | 24h |
| Rebel Without a Pause Pt. 7 | Make Jimbo Sneak Into Church | 4h |
Dialogue[]
Rebel Without a Pause Pt. 1[]
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"The New Yorker was right. School sucks." |
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"Hey, at least it's almost lunchtime, right?" |
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"If I have to eat another serving of Mystery Meat Surprise, I'm gonna hurl." "And don't get me started on the lunch ladies and their policy of not dating students." |
Rebel Without a Pause Pt. 2[]
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"Well I'm not going to eat this stuff... which leaves me only one other choice." "Heads up, one helping of Mystery Meat Surprise, with a side of hurl!" |
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"Incoming!" |
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"Why does it burn my skin?" |
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"What's all this ruckus? Lunch is supposed to be a time for quiet reflection and eating." *gasp* "Children covered in meat? Food not on plates? Forks pulled back, primed to launch? Why, this is a..." "Food fight!" |
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"This has Jimbo Jones written all over it. In mustard no less!" |
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"Principal Skinner, my lunch ended up on the outside and my homework on the inside." |
Rebel Without a Pause Pt. 3[]
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"Cutting class on a day like this really makes you appreciate the little things - like cutting class." "Ah, the birds, the trees, the sun on my face, makes me want to become a better man... Hey look, a frog to kick!" |
Rebel Without a Pause Pt. 4[]
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"Look, Jimbo's on one of his famous nature walks." "Wait, that's not a thing Jimbo does. Oh no..." |
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"...he's kicking a defensless frog!" "I'm going to go give him a piece of my mind. On the internet Anonymously." |
Rebel Without a Pause Pt. 5[]
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"Man, this frog is giving me nothing. No crying, no begging, very little lunch money and I think he likes swirlies." "I could really go for something to eat but I don’t feel like spending any cash." "I guess this is why God gave us opposable thumbs and loose moral compasses." |
End[]
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"Stop, thief! You have failed to pay for the items you have stored in your pants." "Come back here or I will call the police! I am calling them right now!" "Yes, I’d like to report a robbery in progress." "They have me on hold, but I will wait patiently on the line until you are punished." |
Rebel Without a Pause Pt. 6[]
| Character | Dialogue |
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"This candy tastes even sweeter because it was stolen. But a little melted. Note to self – next time steal some napkins." |
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"Jimbo Jones, why are you enjoying yourself outside of school when you should be hating yourself inside of school?" |
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"Principal Skinner? What are you doing off school grounds? This is like seeing a polar bear in the desert." |
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"Don’t get smart with me young man. Get smart with your teacher." "See, that’s the kind of cleaver word play you should be learning right now… in class!" |
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"I got you, but you’re not going to get me. So long, Principal Sucker!" |
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"Ooh, he’s pretty good with the wordplay already." |
Rebel Without a Pause Pt. 7[]
Start[]
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"Theft, animal cruelty, avoiding authority – and my guidance counselor said I couldn’t be productive." "A day this good, I should probably thank the big man upstairs." "Oh wait, he’s out of town. Oh well, I’ll thank God instead, just to cover my bases." |
End[]
| Character | Dialogue |
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"Is that Jimbo coming out of church?" "Jimbo, you show no respect for authority except the biggest authority there is?" |
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"A life without faith is a hollow and empty life." "Plus I swiped these sweet organ pipes. I hear organs are worth a fortune on the black market" |