Ralph Hits a Big Time is a limited-time side questline released on January 23, 2019 for the Love, Springfieldian Style 2019 Event. It needs the premium character Vicki Valentine.
Quests[]
| Quest
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Requirements
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Time
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Reward
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Triggered By
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| Ralph Hits a Big Time Pt. 1
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Make Vicki Valentine Audition Child Stars
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8h
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 100
 10
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Vicki Valentine
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| Ralph Hits a Big Time Pt. 2
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Make Vicki Valentine Review a Lot of Auditions
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60m
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100
 10
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Vicki Valentine
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| Ralph Hits a Big Time Pt. 3
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Make Vicki Valentine Put On a Number
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4h
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100
10
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Vicki Valentine
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| Ralph Hits a Big Time Pt. 4
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Make Vicki Valentine Reignite Her Career
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12h
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100
10
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Vicki Valentine
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| Ralph Hits a Big Time Pt. 5
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Make Vicki Valentine Scream Internally
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24h
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200
20
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Vicki Valentine
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Dialogue[]
Ralph Hits a Big Time Pt. 1[]
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Dialogue
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Teaching these kids dance classes is the pits.
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I'm after the big time again. And I’m going to do it the old fashioned way...
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... by finding a talented child to exploit.
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Behind every Kim Kardashian, Kylie Jenner and Khloe Kardashian, there’s a Kris Jenner.
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End[]
No dialogue.
Ralph Hits a Big Time Pt. 2[]
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Dialogue
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*strikes another audition off the list* The jumps were good, the personality was flat.
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These kids are all trying to fit into a mold. They’re tainted. I need the ultimate raw clay.
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End[]
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Dialogue
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I ate a bunch of clay once and it never came out!
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Good lord, this kid is one haircut away from being the next Macaulay Culkin!
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Ahhhh!
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That’s right, just like in Home Alone!
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No, I was yelling because I think the clay finally came out.
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Ralph Hits a Big Time Pt. 3[]
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Dialogue
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No, Ralph, you’re doing it all wrong.
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Here, let me show you how it’s done.
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Luckily I drank a pot of coffee and smoked a pack of cigarettes a day at your age, so my feet haven’t grown at all.
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End[]
No dialogue.
Ralph Hits a Big Time Pt. 4[]
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Dialogue
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Okay, Ralph, are you ready for your big shot?
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My daddy gets shot big time a lot! I'm ready.
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On second thought, let's hold you back some more. I think I can distract them with some of my classic performances.
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End[]
No dialogue.
Ralph Hits a Big Time Pt. 5[]
Start[]
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Dialogue
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All right Ralph, the stage is set. You're in the big show now, here comes Kent Brockman to interview you.
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Kent Brockman here with Channel Six. Are you excited today, Ralph?
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Oh God, this is gonna be bad...
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You know, Kent, the thing about the live theater is that anything can happen, and that’s what makes it so vibrant and visceral.
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He’s actually making sense! He’s going to take me to the top!
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Who would you say has been your biggest influence while working on this show?
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(BIG SMILE)
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My mommy! Hi mom!
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End[]
No dialogue.
