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Ralph Hits a Big Time is a limited-time side questline released on January 23, 2019 for the Love, Springfieldian Style 2019 Event. It needs the premium character Vicki Valentine.

Quests Edit

Quest Requirements Time Reward Triggered By
Ralph Hits a Big Time Pt. 1 Make Vicki Valentine Audition Child Stars 8h Cash100
XP10
Vicki Valentine
Ralph Hits a Big Time Pt. 2 Make Vicki Valentine Review a Lot of Auditions 60m Cash100
XP10
Vicki Valentine
Ralph Hits a Big Time Pt. 3 Make Vicki Valentine Put On a Number 4h Cash100
XP10
Vicki Valentine
Ralph Hits a Big Time Pt. 4 Make Vicki Valentine Reignite Her Career 12h Cash100
XP10
Vicki Valentine
Ralph Hits a Big Time Pt. 5 Make Vicki Valentine Scream Internally 24h Cash200
XP20
Vicki Valentine

Dialogue Edit

Ralph Hits a Big Time Pt. 1 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Vicki Valentine Sad Icon Teaching these kids dance classes is the pits.
Vicki Valentine Annoyed Icon I'm after the big time again. And I’m going to do it the old fashioned way...
Vicki Valentine Happy Icon ... by finding a talented child to exploit.
Vicki Valentine Happy Icon Behind every Kim Kardashian, Kylie Jenner and Khloe Kardashian, there’s a Kris Jenner.

End Edit

No dialogue.

Ralph Hits a Big Time Pt. 2 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Vicki Valentine Annoyed Icon *strikes another audition off the list* The jumps were good, the personality was flat.
Vicki Valentine Annoyed Icon These kids are all trying to fit into a mold. They’re tainted. I need the ultimate raw clay.

End Edit

Character Dialogue
Ralph Happy Icon I ate a bunch of clay once and it never came out!
Vicki Valentine Surprised Icon Good lord, this kid is one haircut away from being the next Macaulay Culkin!
Ralph Surprised Icon Ahhhh!
Vicki Valentine Happy Icon That’s right, just like in Home Alone!
Ralph Sad Icon No, I was yelling because I think the clay finally came out.

Ralph Hits a Big Time Pt. 3 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Vicki Valentine Annoyed Icon No, Ralph, you’re doing it all wrong.
Vicki Valentine Icon Here, let me show you how it’s done.
Vicki Valentine Happy Icon Luckily I drank a pot of coffee and smoked a pack of cigarettes a day at your age, so my feet haven’t grown at all.

End Edit

No dialogue.

Ralph Hits a Big Time Pt. 4 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Vicki Valentine Icon Okay, Ralph, are you ready for your big shot?
Ralph Happy Icon My daddy gets shot big time a lot! I'm ready.
Vicki Valentine Nervous Icon On second thought, let's hold you back some more. I think I can distract them with some of my classic performances.

End Edit

No dialogue.

Ralph Hits a Big Time Pt. 5 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Vicki Valentine Happy Icon All right Ralph, the stage is set. You're in the big show now, here comes Kent Brockman to interview you.
Brockman Grim Icon Kent Brockman here with Channel Six. Are you excited today, Ralph?
Vicki Valentine Nervous Icon Oh God, this is gonna be bad...
Ralph Icon You know, Kent, the thing about the live theater is that anything can happen, and that’s what makes it so vibrant and visceral.
Vicki Valentine Happy Icon He’s actually making sense! He’s going to take me to the top!
Brockman Happy Icon Who would you say has been your biggest influence while working on this show?
Vicki Valentine Happy Icon (BIG SMILE)
Ralph Happy Icon My mommy! Hi mom!

End Edit

No dialogue.

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