My breath smells like cat food too.
— Ralph's unlock message

Ralph is a non-premium character released on February 14, 2013, along with the Level 26 update. He is unlocked upon completion of the Wiggum House.

About[edit | edit source]

Ralph Wiggum (born February 10, 1982) is a student who attends Springfield Elementary School. He is best known as the town's resident oddball, and has been immortalized for his non sequiturs and erratic behavior. His lines range from purely nonsensical, or bizarre interpretations of a current event, to surprisingly profound statements that go over people's heads. For this, Ralph Wiggum is somewhat of an outcast among his peers, although he seems to be on good terms with a fair number of the other kids at school such as Bart and Lisa and Milhouse.

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Jobs[edit | edit source]

Regular Jobs

Task Rewards Time Requires Visual
Be Subject of a Study Smart Devices1
5m Institute of Technology Nope.png
Sneak an Ice Cream Cash60
30m Ice Cream Truck Nope.png
Eat a Crayon Sandwich Cash70
60m - Check.png
Play with Puppies Cash175
2h Fireworks, Candy & Puppies Nope.png
Catch a Movie Cash110
2h Big T Theatre Nope.png
Prepare Sushi Cash200
3h The Happy Sumo Nope.png
Swallow Coins Cash175
4h Wiggum House Nope.png
Go to School Cash225
6h Springfield Elementary Nope.png
Burn Things Cash275
8h - Check.png
Do Tricks Cash275
8h Springfield Fire Department Check.png
Celebrate His Birthday Again Cash420
12h Wiggum House Nope.png
Play Wiggle Puppy Cash600
24h - Check.png

Quest Based Jobs

Task Rewards Time Requires Quest Visual
Drop off a Resume Cash26
10m The Happy Sumo Sushi Ralph Pt. 1 Nope.png
Play Kickball Cash70
60m Springfield Elementary The Trouble With Twins Pt. 7 Nope.png
Attend Court Hearing Cash175
4h Court House Two Extra Eyes on Springfield Pt. 7 Nope.png
Eat at El Chemistri Cash100
4h El Chemistri This Little Wiggy Pt. 4 Nope.png
Serve Detention Cash225
6h Springfield Elementary Mad With Municipally Funded Power Nope.png
Go to Stu's Disco Cash275
8h Stu's Disco Saturday Night Fever Pt.4 Nope.png
Eat at the Frying Dutchman Cash275
8h The Frying Dutchman The Frying Dutchman Pt. 1 Nope.png
Eat at Luigi's Cash275
8h Luigi's Running with the Bullies Pt. 16 Nope.png
Eat at Fleet-A-Pita Cash420
12h Fleet-A-Pita Van The Investorettes Pt. 3/4 Nope.png
Storm Police Station Cash420
12h Police Station Two Extra Eyes On Springfield Pt. 5 Nope.png
Serve Time Cash600
24h Springfield Penitentiary Crackdown Pt. 3 Nope.png
Protest Cash600
24h Channel 6 Two Extra Eyes On Springfield Pt. 4 Nope.png
Go Minigolfing Cash600
24h Sir Putt-A-Lot's Bread And Putter Pt. 4/5 Nope.png

Limited Time

Task Rewards Time Requires Quest Visual
Attend a Wake for Thanksgiving Cash175
4h Simpson House Thankless Thanksgiving Pt. 5 Nope.png
Attend Homer's Football Bash Cash175
4h Simpson House Stupor Bowl Sunday Nope.png
Trick or Treat Bronzebag2.png1, OR Silverbag2.png1, OR Goldbag2.png1 8h - Check.png
Collect Easter Egg Eggs30
16h - 1+1=1 Check.png

Jobs Involved[edit | edit source]

Quest Based


  • Stick Together - 16h

Costumes[edit | edit source]

Quotes[edit | edit source]

When selected When sent on a good job When sent on a bad job When collecting from a job
"I'm your doggy- quack, quack!" "Yes, master!" "I'm expendable!" "My diaper is full now."
"My imaginary friend thinks you're stupid." "You're the mommy!" "I'm gonna set you on fire! Ha Ha Ha! Haaa..." "Wee-ah, wee-ah, I'm a fire engine!"
"When I grow up, I want to be a principal, or a caterpillar." "When I grow up, I want to be the new Itchy and Scratchy game."
"You choo-choo-choose me?"

Trivia[edit | edit source]

  • Ralph did not have a permanent 4h task until the Every Man's Dream Promotional.
    • However, he did have the possibility to do a permanent 4h task thanks to the Moonbounce.
  • His line about wanting to be a principal or a caterpillar when he grows up is from the episode "The Principal and the Pauper".
  • His line about choo-choo-choosing him is from the episode "I Love Lisa".
  • His unlock screen is based on his infamous line, "My cat's breath smells like cat food", from the episode "Lisa's Rival".
  • When his head is hit with a chopstick he forgets a word.

Gallery[edit | edit source]

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