Rail Against the Machine
Release Date
August 19, 2015
Rail Against the Machine is a limited time main questline released on August 19, 2015, during the Monorail 2015 Event 's Act 1. It's the main questline for the second Act.
Quests [ ]
Quest
Requirements
Time
Reward
Triggered By
Rail Against the Machine Pt. 1
Make Lisa Open a Monorail Window
30s
100 10
Auto
Off Track
Complete Projects on the Project Board (x5)
-
100 10
Auto
Rail Against the Machine Pt. 2
Build Plastic Depot
6s
100 10
Auto
Gather Plastic Around Springfield (x40)
2h
The Quest Project Management: Plastic starts
Rail Against the Machine Pt. 3
Make Conductor Homer Air Out Bitey
24h
100 10
Homer
Rail Against the Machine Pt. 4
Reach Level 12 and Build Bart's Tree House Make Bart Put a Penny on the Monorail Track
- 30s
100 10
Auto
Getting Back on Track
Complete Projects on the Project Board (x5)
-
100 10
Auto
Rail Against the Machine Pt. 5
Make Conductor Homer Conduct the Monorail (x3)
12h
100 10
Auto
Dialogue [ ]
Rail Against the Machine Pt. 1 [ ]
Character
Dialogue
"Woohoo! I love this new job. I'm no longer hauling trash -- I'm hauling human trash!"
"It is a lot of fun up here. Speeding over Springfield, at speeds slightly below that of a car."
"The wind in our hair, from the small fan you have in this completely sealed-in compartment."
"Hmm... completely sealed-in compartment and me after breakfast is never a good combination."
"I'm sure it won't hurt anything if we just crack open this window a little..."
Off Track [ ]
Start [ ]
Character
Dialogue
"D'Oh! You broke the first job I liked since "Lounge in the Pool"."
"Don't worry, it's probably just a loose screw. Fixing it will be an easy project."
Jobs Started [ ]
Character
Dialogue
"Or five not so easy projects."
Rail Against the Machine Pt. 2 [ ]
Character
Dialogue
"We need to reduce the weight of the train to make it safer."
"This sounds like a job for my fusion-powered anti-gravity engine."
"But that thing is the size of a house."
"Which is a job for my matter-compressing Frink Shrink Machine!"
"Actually, I was thinking we could use plastic in the construction process."
"Yes, I suppose that would work too."
"And recycling plastic would be good for the environment!"
"BOO!!!"
"BOO!!!"
"BOO!!!"
"And save us money."
"YAY!!!"
"YAY!!!"
"YAY!!!"
"If I wasn't ultimately getting my way, I'd be a lot angrier."
Rail Against the Machine Pt. 3 [ ]
Character
Dialogue
"Woohoo! Back in the monorail conducting business!"
"I feel as free as a bird! A bird that can only move in one direction along a predetermined path."
"But at least I'm not a garbage man anymore. No more smelly trash or wild animals."
"Isn't that right, Bitey?"
*chitter*
"Why yes, the windows DO open now."
Rail Against the Machine Pt. 4 [ ]
Character
Dialogue
"Cool, a monorail!"
"I always wanted to derail a train by putting a penny on each side of the track, but I've never saved up two pennies."
"With a monorail I just need one!"
"Bart, that's just an old wives' tale. The only thing that'll be damaged if you put a penny on the track is your penny."
"Really? Cool!"
Getting Back on Track [ ]
Start [ ]
Character
Dialogue
"Aw man, my penny's fine."
"But the monorail is destroyed!"
"Maybe building a mass transit system out of trash wasn't as smart an idea as I thought. We should really find another way."
Jobs Started [ ]
Character
Dialogue
"Oh well. In for a penny, in for a pound."
"What's a pound? I'm gonna put one of those on the track next."
Rail Against the Machine Pt. 5 [ ]
Character
Dialogue
"All aboard..."
"Homer, we're already moving."
"All aboard..."
"Dad, you look tired. Maybe you should take a break."
"I'll take a break when we get to the end of the line."
"But the track goes in a circle."
"All aboard..."
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