Pushback was a limited time questline that was released on April 28, 2015 during the Terwilligers 2015 Event. It was the second and last part of the Event's Act 2. Progressing through it unlocked Sideshow Bob.
For the first time, I have enough clones to join me in forming a full Cosmic Wars storm trooper platoon!
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Clone warriors! Our first mission is to believe that these are not the drobots we are looking for.
Simpson... Gilbert and Sullivan... Face/Off...
We have succeeded!
Pushback Pt. 2[]
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Professor Frink, you've got to kill these Bob-clones faster!
Everywhere I turn, I see them. I'm going crazy. Who knows what kind of pranking I could be driven to do?!
Dear God. We're already known as America's Doorstep-Burning-Poop-Bag Capital as it is. Do something, Frink!
Fear not. Frink-Co shall live up to our slogan: “The Science of Slaughter”.
It's not a great slogan but it was the only one no one else had taken.
Pushback Pt. 3[]
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Ms. Krabappel, where are you going with that vegetable Sideshow Bob Clone?
On a date.
These clones are real gentlemen. They're well-groomed, they don't gas on about themselves, and they always have something nice to say to a lady.
Splendiferous!
Plus if you kiss them you get vitamin C.
Pushback Pt. 4[]
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Oh no you clones don't -- dating our ladies. I've got enough competition for women from real human men.
Although to be fair most women would rather clean sewer traps than go on a date with me.
It's time to squash Sideshow-Bob-shaped squash!
Pushback Pt. 5[]
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Damn it, the men of Springfield are squashing our handsome vegetable hunks.
Cecil, you better get more clones out on the streets or you're going to get handbagged hard upside the head.
But that would violate every inch of scientific ethics.
The alternative is I violate several inches of you.
I'll get right on it.
Pushback Pt. 6[]
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The single men of Springfield have formed a mob that wants to destroy all the Sideshow Bob clones.
And the single women have formed a mob that wants to create more of them.
We'll solve this the traditional Springfield way...
Whichever mob destroys more property is the winner.
Blessings of Guilt[]
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Cecil Terwilliger, you and the Monsarno Corporation have caused an orgy of destruction that has left this town in a state that can only be called “slightly worse than normal.”
How do you propose to rectify this PR nightmare?
Well, the Corporation could do something to dramatically improve the cultural life of Springfield.
Donating some used magazines would do that.
I had in mind building an Opera House.
It sounds like an expensive boondoggle.
A boon of which you will receive an ample share of doggle.
We break ground in five minutes!
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Whenever Monsarno runs into trouble, they build an opera house.
Once again, my brother Cecil is my unwitting dupe.
It was but a tiny effort to put some of my DNA into those vegetables, just as I added some Boobarella DNA into these lusty leafy vegetables.
Isn’t that right, Boobarugula?
Mmmn-nnnn
Hush, my sweet. There will be time for pillow talk... tonight.