|“||Who knew I could get more puritanical?||”|
— Puritan Flanders' unlock message.
Puritan Flanders is a costume released during the Thanksgiving 2014 Event. He is unlocked for free at the beginning of the event and is required to complete The Battle of Thanksgiving quest.
He was re-released as a premium costume for the Thanksgiving 2015 Event alone for 40 Donuts, or for 80 Donuts in the Thanksgiving Outfit Bundle together with Sacagawea Lisa, if the player had neither costumes.
He returned on November 14, 2018 during the Thanksgiving 2018 Event as part of the Thanksgiving Outfit Bundle.
|Read Revelation Passages|| 105|
|Attend a Peace Feast|| 1050|
|10h||Outdoor Feast Table and Sacagawea Lisa|
|Perform an Exorcism|| 600|
|Use the Heimlich Machine|| 500|
|Petition to Cancel Christmas|| 1000|
|When Selected||When sent on a good job||When sent on a bad job||When collecting from a job|
|"Heh heh heh, we Puritans have no place for drunkenness!"||"We could never have survived our first year in the new world without you."||"Oh, no! I just thought of you as a woman."||"A little salt in the wound...argh!!...and I'm good."|
|"(Gasp) Oh no, that was a poem!"|
- Puritan Flanders first appeared in the Season 17 episode The Wettest Stories Ever Told.