Print is Dead! is a limited time questline that was released on May 13, 2015 during the Mathlete’s Feat Promotional. Progressing through it unlocks Anti-Gutenberg 3000.
Quests[]
Quest
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Requirements
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Time
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Reward
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Triggered By
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Print is Dead Pt. 1
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Reach Level 12 and Build Bart's Tree House Make Bart Scrounge for Books
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- 6h
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100, 10
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Auto
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Print is Dead Pt. 2
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Make Bart Collect Books
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8h
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100, 10
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Bart
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Print is Dead Pt. 3
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Make Bart Collect Fifty Shades of Grey
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4h
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100, 10
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Bart
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Print is Dead Pt. 4
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Make Willie Feed the Anti-Gutenberg 3000
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2h
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100, 10
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Bart
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Dialogue[]
Print is Dead Pt. 1[]
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Dialogue
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"That's odd. My trouser pockets have mysteriously acquired several slices of lunchmeat before our class trip to the zoo."
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"Ugh, so close!"
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"Detention is too good for you, Bart Simpson!"
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"I sentence you to… Book Collection Duty!"
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"Why do you want books? They went away with book stores. And every other kind of store."
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"Schools have books. Or computers, which we don't have. So books it is!"
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“
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Profess your fickle patriotism with the multi-setting Holo-Flag!
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”
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— In-Game Message
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- After tapping "Ok", the player is taken to the "Premium" menu where Holo-Flag is in yellow text.
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Tune into this week's Simpsons to see vicious school rivalry with Waverly Hills! Sunday 8/7 central on FOX!
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”
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— In-Game Message
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- After tapping "OK", the player is taken to the "Premium" menu where Waverly Hill Elementary is in yellow text.
Print is Dead Pt. 2[]
Character
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Dialogue
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"Man, finding books is harder than you'd think."
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"Flanders is old and boring – he must have some books lying around."
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"I'd be lie-burying the truth if I said I didn't!"
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"I've got New Testament, Old Testament, King James Version, Ving Rhames version…"
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"They won't let us bring those into schools, Mr. Flanders."
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"No religious texts? What Intelligent Designer would intelligently design such a world?"
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"You can take this self-help book I found in the driveway."
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""The Handbook of Sciencetonomy"?"
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"It's mostly instructions for how to brush your teeth."
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Print is Dead Pt. 3[]
Character
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Dialogue
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"Hey, Lisa, I'm collecting crappy old books for school. How many thousands do you have?"
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"Crappy? None of my books are crappy!"
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"Come on, you must have some old ones you're finished nerding out to. What about that one?"
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""Fifty Shades of Grey"? I've never seen that book before in my life."
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"It's mine, and don't read it! It is NOT the guidebook to sunbathing I thought it was."
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Print is Dead Pt. 4[]
Character
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Dialogue
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"Okay, Skinner, here are your stupid books. More dust collectors for the library storeroom."
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"Thank you, Bart, but the only place these will be collecting dust is in our furnace. Fire dust, that is."
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"The school board mandates a monthly book burning."
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"It's something to distract the Huck Finn-haters and Catcher In The Rye-oters."
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