Print is Dead

Print is Dead
Promotional	Mathlete’s Feat Promotional
Release Date	May 13, 2015
Number of Quests	4

Print is Dead! is a limited time questline that was released on May 13, 2015 during the Mathlete’s Feat Promotional. Progressing through it unlocks Anti-Gutenberg 3000.

Quests

Quest	Requirements	Time	Reward	Triggered By
Print is Dead Pt. 1	Reach Level 12 and Build Bart's Tree House Make Bart Scrounge for Books	- 6h	100, 10	Auto
Print is Dead Pt. 2	Make Bart Collect Books	8h	100, 10	Bart
Print is Dead Pt. 3	Make Bart Collect Fifty Shades of Grey	4h	100, 10	Bart
Print is Dead Pt. 4	Make Willie Feed the Anti-Gutenberg 3000	2h	100, 10	Bart

Dialogue

Print is Dead Pt. 1

Character	Dialogue
	"That's odd. My trouser pockets have mysteriously acquired several slices of lunchmeat before our class trip to the zoo."
	"Ugh, so close!"
	"Detention is too good for you, Bart Simpson!"
	"I sentence you to… Book Collection Duty!"
	"Why do you want books? They went away with book stores. And every other kind of store."
	"Schools have books. Or computers, which we don't have. So books it is!"

“	Profess your fickle patriotism with the multi-setting Holo-Flag!	”
	— In-Game Message

• After tapping "Ok", the player is taken to the "Premium" menu where Holo-Flag is in yellow text.

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“	Tune into this week's Simpsons to see vicious school rivalry with Waverly Hills! Sunday 8/7 central on FOX!	”
	— In-Game Message

• After tapping "OK", the player is taken to the "Premium" menu where Waverly Hill Elementary is in yellow text.

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Print is Dead Pt. 2

Character	Dialogue
	"Man, finding books is harder than you'd think."
	"Flanders is old and boring – he must have some books lying around."
	"I'd be lie-burying the truth if I said I didn't!"
	"I've got New Testament, Old Testament, King James Version, Ving Rhames version…"
	"They won't let us bring those into schools, Mr. Flanders."
	"No religious texts? What Intelligent Designer would intelligently design such a world?"
	"You can take this self-help book I found in the driveway."
	""The Handbook of Sciencetonomy"?"
	"It's mostly instructions for how to brush your teeth."

Print is Dead Pt. 3

Character	Dialogue
	"Hey, Lisa, I'm collecting crappy old books for school. How many thousands do you have?"
	"Crappy? None of my books are crappy!"
	"Come on, you must have some old ones you're finished nerding out to. What about that one?"
	""Fifty Shades of Grey"? I've never seen that book before in my life."
	"It's mine, and don't read it! It is NOT the guidebook to sunbathing I thought it was."

Print is Dead Pt. 4

Character	Dialogue
	"Okay, Skinner, here are your stupid books. More dust collectors for the library storeroom."
	"Thank you, Bart, but the only place these will be collecting dust is in our furnace. Fire dust, that is."
	"The school board mandates a monthly book burning."
	"It's something to distract the Huck Finn-haters and Catcher In The Rye-oters."

“	You've been awarded "Anti-Gutenberg 3000"!	”
	— In-Game Message

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