Print is Dead! is a limited time questline that was released on May 13, 2015 during the Mathlete’s Feat Promotional. Progressing through it unlocks Anti-Gutenberg 3000.

Quests[edit | edit source]

Quest Requirements Time Reward Triggered By
Print is Dead Pt. 1 Reach Level 12 and Build Bart's Tree House
Make Bart Scrounge for Books
Cash100, Experience10 Auto
Print is Dead Pt. 2 Make Bart Collect Books 8h Cash100, Experience10 Bart
Print is Dead Pt. 3 Make Bart Collect Fifty Shades of Grey 4h Cash100, Experience10 Bart
Print is Dead Pt. 4 Make Willie Feed the Anti-Gutenberg 3000 2h Cash100, Experience10 Bart

Dialogue[edit | edit source]

Print is Dead Pt. 1[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Skinner Puzzled Icon.png "That's odd. My trouser pockets have mysteriously acquired several slices of lunchmeat before our class trip to the zoo."
Bart Annoyed Icon.png "Ugh, so close!"
Skinner Annoyed Icon.png "Detention is too good for you, Bart Simpson!"
Skinner Happy Icon.png "I sentence you to… Book Collection Duty!"
Bart Rollingeyes Icon.png "Why do you want books? They went away with book stores. And every other kind of store."
Skinner Icon.png "Schools have books. Or computers, which we don't have. So books it is!"
Profess your fickle patriotism with the multi-setting Holo-Flag!
— In-Game Message
  • After tapping "Ok", the player is taken to the "Premium" menu where Holo-Flag is in yellow text.

Tune into this week's Simpsons to see vicious school rivalry with Waverly Hills! Sunday 8/7 central on FOX!
— In-Game Message
  • After tapping "OK", the player is taken to the "Premium" menu where Waverly Hill Elementary is in yellow text.

Print is Dead Pt. 2[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Bart Icon.png "Man, finding books is harder than you'd think."
Bart Icon.png "Flanders is old and boring – he must have some books lying around."
Ned Icon.png "I'd be lie-burying the truth if I said I didn't!"
Ned Icon.png "I've got New Testament, Old Testament, King James Version, Ving Rhames version…"
Bart Icon.png "They won't let us bring those into schools, Mr. Flanders."
Ned Icon.png "No religious texts? What Intelligent Designer would intelligently design such a world?"
Ned Icon.png "You can take this self-help book I found in the driveway."
Bart Icon.png ""The Handbook of Sciencetonomy"?"
Ned Icon.png "It's mostly instructions for how to brush your teeth."

Print is Dead Pt. 3[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Bart Icon.png "Hey, Lisa, I'm collecting crappy old books for school. How many thousands do you have?"
Lisa Icon.png "Crappy? None of my books are crappy!"
Bart Icon.png "Come on, you must have some old ones you're finished nerding out to. What about that one?"
Lisa Icon.png ""Fifty Shades of Grey"? I've never seen that book before in my life."
Marge Icon.png "It's mine, and don't read it! It is NOT the guidebook to sunbathing I thought it was."

Print is Dead Pt. 4[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Bart Icon.png "Okay, Skinner, here are your stupid books. More dust collectors for the library storeroom."
Skinner Icon.png "Thank you, Bart, but the only place these will be collecting dust is in our furnace. Fire dust, that is."
Skinner Icon.png "The school board mandates a monthly book burning."
Skinner Icon.png "It's something to distract the Huck Finn-haters and Catcher In The Rye-oters."
You've been awarded "Anti-Gutenberg 3000"!
— In-Game Message

Gallery[edit | edit source]

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