Pride and Pageantry

Pride and Pageantry
Content Update	County Fair 2017 Event
Level Required	?
Release Date	September 12, 2017
Number of Quests	6
Preceded By	Pride and Pageantry Intro

Pride and Pageantry was a limited time questline released on September 12, 2017. It was the main questline of the County Fair 2017 Event, progressing through it unlocked all of the event's personal prizes.

Quests

Quest	Requirements	Time	Reward	Triggered By
Pride and Pageantry Pt. 1	Make Homer Talk Trash to Other Contestants Make Springfielders Compare Prize Crops (x5) Collect Prize Ribbons (x150)	3h 3h 3h	100 10	Auto
Pride and Pageantry Pt. 2	Make Quimby Find His Sash That Say "JUDGE" Make Lisa Prepare the Stage for the Pageant Collect Prize Ribbons (x325)	3h 3h 3h	100 10	Auto
Pride and Pageantry Pt. 3	Make Little Miss Springfield Lisa Officiate Contests Collect Prize Ribbons (x325)	3h 3h	100 10	Auto
Pride and Pageantry Pt. 4	Make Ned Have a Burger With Homer Collect Prize Ribbons (x325)	3h 3h	100 10	Auto
Pride and Pageantry Pt. 5	Make Little Miss Springfield Lisa Protest Collect Prize Ribbons (x325)	8h 3h	100 10	Auto
Pride and Pageantry Pt. 6	Build Cheddarbarrel Farm Place a Corn Field Make Lisa Hide From Mob Make Springfielders Search Corn Field (x5)	4h - 8h 8h	200 20	Auto

Dialogue

Pride and Pageantry Pt. 1

TBA

Pride and Pageantry Pt. 2

End

Character	Dialogue
	Welcome everyone, to the Little Miss Springfield Pageant!
	Did he say, "Little Miss"? This is not the pageant I wanted!
	Lisa, honey, get off the stage. You can protest later.
	I'm not protesting the pageant -- I'm in it!
	Lisa, I'm happy you want to compete in the pageant, but... have you been eating your father's booze pumpkin?
	Mom, I can only win so many spelling bees, geography bees, and bee-raising bees. I want to be in a fun contest with girls my own age.
	All the girls your own age dropped out because they thought you were going to throw paint on them to protest fake fur.
	Fake fur is manslaughter!
	Yes, well, since you're the only one left, you are the new Little Miss Springfield.
	Wow, I don't know what to say!
	You can start by officiating the livestock competitions.

Pride and Pageantry Pt. 3

End

Character	Dialogue
	This magnificent bovine takes top prize!
	...
	What becomes of a prize-winning bull?
	Steak, hamburger, and -- just between you and me -- tofu.

Pride and Pageantry Pt. 4

Start

Character	Dialogue
	I can't choose the animals that get led to slaughter!
	You must! I says so in the bylaws. It also says you're in charge of managing the town's DVR.
	County fairs should champion progressive values of the twenty-first century like organic foods, sustainable farms, and free-range livestock.
	I think you're confusing the twenty-first century with the twentieth. Nowadays people only care about putting sriracha on things.
	Normally, I'd side with Lisa, but I love a burger topped with spicy chili sauce.
	Finally, something stupid Flanders and I can agree on!

End

Character	Dialogue
	That hit the spot. I could go for a hot dog next!
	Those won't be ready until the "Miscellaneous" animal category is judged.

Pride and Pageantry Pt. 5

Start

Character	Dialogue
	This is terrible!
	Lisa, don't think of yourself as the judge who sentenced these animals to slaughter. Think of yourself as a DIFFERENT judge who denied their appeal.
	That's it, I can't sit by anymore while we butcher animals in the name of "community".

End

Character	Dialogue
	Who knew the farmin' business would be so controversial? First, they stole our markets, now this.
	If'n someone could find the funds to buy my place, well, they could have it, headache and all.
	Is that so?

Pride and Pageantry Pt. 6

Start

Character	Dialogue
	You were right, Mayor. The bylaws say I have to judge the animals.
	But it also says that I get to pick what we spend the community funds on.
	Why are we always giving power of attorney to children?! We should've learned our lesson when that Little League team instituted martial law!
	I've decided that we're going to buy a community farm! And all the animals can live there in harmony and we'll all help out!
	Somebody get me a pitchfork!
	That's the spirit!
	And a torch, too! Come on, mob, let's get her!

End

No dialogue.