Pride and Pageantry was a limited time questline released on September 12, 2017. It was the main questline of the County Fair 2017 Event, progressing through it unlocked all of the event's personal prizes.

Quests[edit | edit source]

Quest Requirements Time Reward Triggered By
Pride and Pageantry Pt. 1

Make Homer Talk Trash to Other Contestants
Make Springfielders Compare Prize Crops (x5)
Collect Prize Ribbons (x150)

3h
3h
3h
Cash 100
Experience 10
Auto
Pride and Pageantry Pt. 2

Make Quimby Find His Sash That Say "JUDGE"
Make Lisa Prepare the Stage for the Pageant
Collect Prize Ribbons (x325)

3h
3h
3h
Cash 100
Experience 10
Auto
Pride and Pageantry Pt. 3

Make Little Miss Springfield Lisa Officiate Contests
Collect Prize Ribbons (x325)

3h
3h
Cash 100
Experience 10
Auto
Pride and Pageantry Pt. 4

Make Ned Have a Burger With Homer
Collect Prize Ribbons (x325)

3h
3h
Cash 100
Experience 10
Auto
Pride and Pageantry Pt. 5

Make Little Miss Springfield Lisa Protest
Collect Prize Ribbons (x325)

8h
3h
Cash 100
Experience 10
Auto
Pride and Pageantry Pt. 6

Build Cheddarbarrel Farm
Place a Corn Field
Make Lisa Hide From Mob
Make Springfielders Search Corn Field (x5)

4h
-
8h
8h
Cash 200
Experience 20
Auto

Dialogue[edit | edit source]

Pride and Pageantry Pt. 1[edit | edit source]

TBA

Pride and Pageantry Pt. 2[edit | edit source]

End[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Krusty Icon.png Welcome everyone, to the Little Miss Springfield Pageant!
Quimby Surprised Icon.png Did he say, "Little Miss"? This is not the pageant I wanted!
Marge Serious Icon.png Lisa, honey, get off the stage. You can protest later.
Lisa Happy Icon.png I'm not protesting the pageant -- I'm in it!
Marge Nervous Icon.png Lisa, I'm happy you want to compete in the pageant, but... have you been eating your father's booze pumpkin?
Lisa Icon.png Mom, I can only win so many spelling bees, geography bees, and bee-raising bees. I want to be in a fun contest with girls my own age.
Quimby Annoyed Icon.png All the girls your own age dropped out because they thought you were going to throw paint on them to protest fake fur.
Lisa Angry Icon.png Fake fur is manslaughter!
Quimby Happy Icon.png Yes, well, since you're the only one left, you are the new Little Miss Springfield.
Little Miss Springfield Lisa Happy Icon.png Wow, I don't know what to say!
Quimby Smug Icon.png You can start by officiating the livestock competitions.

Pride and Pageantry Pt. 3[edit | edit source]

End[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Little Miss Springfield Lisa Icon.png This magnificent bovine takes top prize!
Cow Icon.png ...
Little Miss Springfield Lisa Icon.png What becomes of a prize-winning bull?
Farmer Icon.png Steak, hamburger, and -- just between you and me -- tofu.

Pride and Pageantry Pt. 4[edit | edit source]

Start[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Little Miss Springfield Lisa Angry Icon.png I can't choose the animals that get led to slaughter!
Quimby Smug Icon.png You must! I says so in the bylaws. It also says you're in charge of managing the town's DVR.
Little Miss Springfield Lisa Sad Icon.png County fairs should champion progressive values of the twenty-first century like organic foods, sustainable farms, and free-range livestock.
Farmer Icon.png I think you're confusing the twenty-first century with the twentieth. Nowadays people only care about putting sriracha on things.
Ned Dreamy Icon.png Normally, I'd side with Lisa, but I love a burger topped with spicy chili sauce.
Homer Dreamy Icon.png Finally, something stupid Flanders and I can agree on!

End[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Homer Mouthfull Icon.png That hit the spot. I could go for a hot dog next!
Farmer Icon.png Those won't be ready until the "Miscellaneous" animal category is judged.

Pride and Pageantry Pt. 5[edit | edit source]

Start[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Little Miss Springfield Lisa Sad Icon.png This is terrible!
Farmer Icon.png Lisa, don't think of yourself as the judge who sentenced these animals to slaughter. Think of yourself as a DIFFERENT judge who denied their appeal.
Little Miss Springfield Lisa Annoyed Icon.png That's it, I can't sit by anymore while we butcher animals in the name of "community".

End[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Farmer Icon.png Who knew the farmin' business would be so controversial? First, they stole our markets, now this.
Farmer Icon.png If'n someone could find the funds to buy my place, well, they could have it, headache and all.
Little Miss Springfield Lisa Wicked Icon.png Is that so?

Pride and Pageantry Pt. 6[edit | edit source]

Start[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Little Miss Springfield Lisa Icon.png You were right, Mayor. The bylaws say I have to judge the animals.
Little Miss Springfield Lisa Icon.png But it also says that I get to pick what we spend the community funds on.
Quimby Annoyed Icon.png Why are we always giving power of attorney to children?! We should've learned our lesson when that Little League team instituted martial law!
Little Miss Springfield Lisa Happy Icon.png I've decided that we're going to buy a community farm! And all the animals can live there in harmony and we'll all help out!
Moe Icon.png Somebody get me a pitchfork!
Little Miss Springfield Lisa Happy Icon.png That's the spirit!
Moe Angry Icon.png And a torch, too! Come on, mob, let's get her!

End[edit | edit source]

No dialogue.

Community content is available under CC-BY-SA unless otherwise noted.