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Pride and Pageantry was a limited time questline released on September 12, 2017. It was the main questline of the County Fair 2017 Event, progressing through it unlocked all of the event's personal prizes.

Quests Edit

Quest Requirements Time Reward Triggered By
Pride and Pageantry Pt. 1

Make Homer Talk Trash to Other Contestants
Make Springfielders Compare Prize Crops (x5)
Collect Prize Ribbons (x150)

3h
3h
3h
Cash 100
XP 10
Auto
Pride and Pageantry Pt. 2

Make Quimby Find His Sash That Say "JUDGE"
Make Lisa Prepare the Stage for the Pageant
Collect Prize Ribbons (x325)

3h
3h
3h
Cash 100
XP 10
Auto
Pride and Pageantry Pt. 3

Make Little Miss Springfield Lisa Officiate Contests
Collect Prize Ribbons (x325)

3h
3h
Cash 100
XP 10
Auto
Pride and Pageantry Pt. 4

Make Ned Have a Burger With Homer
Collect Prize Ribbons (x325)

3h
3h
Cash 100
XP 10
Auto
Pride and Pageantry Pt. 5

Make Little Miss Springfield Lisa Protest
Collect Prize Ribbons (x325)

8h
3h
Cash 100
XP 10
Auto
Pride and Pageantry Pt. 6

Build Cheddarbarrel Farm
Place a Corn Field
Make Lisa Hide From Mob
Make Springfielders Search Corn Field (x5)

4h
-
8h
8h
Cash 200
XP 20
Auto

Dialogue Edit

Pride and Pageantry Pt. 1 Edit

TBA

Pride and Pageantry Pt. 2 Edit

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Character Dialogue
Krusty Icon Welcome everyone, to the Little Miss Springfield Pageant!
Quimby Surprised Icon Did he say, "Little Miss"? This is not the pageant I wanted!
Marge Serious Icon Lisa, honey, get off the stage. You can protest later.
Lisa Happy Icon I'm not protesting the pageant -- I'm in it!
Marge Nervous Icon Lisa, I'm happy you want to compete in the pageant, but... have you been eating your father's booze pumpkin?
Lisa Icon Mom, I can only win so many spelling bees, geography bees, and bee-raising bees. I want to be in a fun contest with girls my own age.
Quimby Annoyed Icon All the girls your own age dropped out because they thought you were going to throw paint on them to protest fake fur.
Lisa Angry Icon Fake fur is manslaughter!
Quimby Happy Icon Yes, well, since you're the only one left, you are the new Little Miss Springfield.
Little Miss Springfield Lisa Happy Icon Wow, I don't know what to say!
Quimby Smug Icon You can start by officiating the livestock competitions.

Pride and Pageantry Pt. 3 Edit

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Character Dialogue
Little Miss Springfield Lisa Icon This magnificent bovine takes top prize!
Cow Icon ...
Little Miss Springfield Lisa Icon What becomes of a prize-winning bull?
Farmer Icon Steak, hamburger, and -- just between you and me -- tofu.

Pride and Pageantry Pt. 4 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Little Miss Springfield Lisa Angry Icon I can't choose the animals that get led to slaughter!
Quimby Smug Icon You must! I says so in the bylaws. It also says you're in charge of managing the town's DVR.
Little Miss Springfield Lisa Sad Icon County fairs should champion progressive values of the twenty-first century like organic foods, sustainable farms, and free-range livestock.
Farmer Icon I think you're confusing the twenty-first century with the twentieth. Nowadays people only care about putting sriracha on things.
Ned Dreamy Icon Normally, I'd side with Lisa, but I love a burger topped with spicy chili sauce.
Homer Dreamy Icon Finally, something stupid Flanders and I can agree on!

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Character Dialogue
Homer Mouthfull Icon That hit the spot. I could go for a hot dog next!
Farmer Icon Those won't be ready until the "Miscellaneous" animal category is judged.

Pride and Pageantry Pt. 5 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Little Miss Springfield Lisa Sad Icon This is terrible!
Farmer Icon Lisa, don't think of yourself as the judge who sentenced these animals to slaughter. Think of yourself as a DIFFERENT judge who denied their appeal.
Little Miss Springfield Lisa Annoyed Icon That's it, I can't sit by anymore while we butcher animals in the name of "community".

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Character Dialogue
Farmer Icon Who knew the farmin' business would be so controversial? First, they stole our markets, now this.
Farmer Icon If'n someone could find the funds to buy my place, well, they could have it, headache and all.
Little Miss Springfield Lisa Wicked Icon Is that so?

Pride and Pageantry Pt. 6 Edit

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Character Dialogue
Little Miss Springfield Lisa Icon You were right, Mayor. The bylaws say I have to judge the animals.
Little Miss Springfield Lisa Icon But it also says that I get to pick what we spend the community funds on.
Quimby Annoyed Icon Why are we always giving power of attorney to children?! We should've learned our lesson when that Little League team instituted martial law!
Little Miss Springfield Lisa Happy Icon I've decided that we're going to buy a community farm! And all the animals can live there in harmony and we'll all help out!
Moe Icon Somebody get me a pitchfork!
Little Miss Springfield Lisa Happy Icon That's the spirit!
Moe Angry Icon And a torch, too! Come on, mob, let's get her!

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No dialogue.
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