Pride and Pageantry was a limited time questline released on September 12, 2017. It was the main questline of the County Fair 2017 Event, progressing through it unlocked all of the event's personal prizes.
Contents
Quests[edit | edit source]
| Quest | Requirements | Time | Reward | Triggered By |
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| Pride and Pageantry Pt. 1 |
Make Homer Talk Trash to Other Contestants |
3h 3h 3h |
 100  10
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Auto |
| Pride and Pageantry Pt. 2 |
Make Quimby Find His Sash That Say "JUDGE" |
3h 3h 3h |
100 10
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Auto |
| Pride and Pageantry Pt. 3 |
Make Little Miss Springfield Lisa Officiate Contests |
3h 3h |
100 10
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Auto |
| Pride and Pageantry Pt. 4 |
Make Ned Have a Burger With Homer |
3h 3h |
100 10
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Auto |
| Pride and Pageantry Pt. 5 |
Make Little Miss Springfield Lisa Protest |
8h 3h |
100 10
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Auto |
| Pride and Pageantry Pt. 6 |
Build Cheddarbarrel Farm |
4h - 8h 8h |
200 20
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Auto |
Dialogue[edit | edit source]
Pride and Pageantry Pt. 1[edit | edit source]
TBA
Pride and Pageantry Pt. 2[edit | edit source]
End[edit | edit source]
| Character | Dialogue |
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Welcome everyone, to the Little Miss Springfield Pageant! |
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Did he say, "Little Miss"? This is not the pageant I wanted! |
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Lisa, honey, get off the stage. You can protest later. |
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I'm not protesting the pageant -- I'm in it! |
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Lisa, I'm happy you want to compete in the pageant, but... have you been eating your father's booze pumpkin? |
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Mom, I can only win so many spelling bees, geography bees, and bee-raising bees. I want to be in a fun contest with girls my own age. |
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All the girls your own age dropped out because they thought you were going to throw paint on them to protest fake fur. |
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Fake fur is manslaughter! |
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Yes, well, since you're the only one left, you are the new Little Miss Springfield. |
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Wow, I don't know what to say! |
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You can start by officiating the livestock competitions. |
Pride and Pageantry Pt. 3[edit | edit source]
End[edit | edit source]
| Character | Dialogue |
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This magnificent bovine takes top prize! |
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... |
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What becomes of a prize-winning bull? |
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Steak, hamburger, and -- just between you and me -- tofu. |
Pride and Pageantry Pt. 4[edit | edit source]
Start[edit | edit source]
| Character | Dialogue |
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I can't choose the animals that get led to slaughter! |
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You must! I says so in the bylaws. It also says you're in charge of managing the town's DVR. |
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County fairs should champion progressive values of the twenty-first century like organic foods, sustainable farms, and free-range livestock. |
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I think you're confusing the twenty-first century with the twentieth. Nowadays people only care about putting sriracha on things. |
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Normally, I'd side with Lisa, but I love a burger topped with spicy chili sauce. |
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Finally, something stupid Flanders and I can agree on! |
End[edit | edit source]
| Character | Dialogue |
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That hit the spot. I could go for a hot dog next! |
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Those won't be ready until the "Miscellaneous" animal category is judged. |
Pride and Pageantry Pt. 5[edit | edit source]
Start[edit | edit source]
| Character | Dialogue |
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This is terrible! |
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Lisa, don't think of yourself as the judge who sentenced these animals to slaughter. Think of yourself as a DIFFERENT judge who denied their appeal. |
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That's it, I can't sit by anymore while we butcher animals in the name of "community". |
End[edit | edit source]
| Character | Dialogue |
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Who knew the farmin' business would be so controversial? First, they stole our markets, now this. |
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If'n someone could find the funds to buy my place, well, they could have it, headache and all. |
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Is that so? |
Pride and Pageantry Pt. 6[edit | edit source]
Start[edit | edit source]
| Character | Dialogue |
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You were right, Mayor. The bylaws say I have to judge the animals. |
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But it also says that I get to pick what we spend the community funds on. |
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Why are we always giving power of attorney to children?! We should've learned our lesson when that Little League team instituted martial law! |
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I've decided that we're going to buy a community farm! And all the animals can live there in harmony and we'll all help out! |
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Somebody get me a pitchfork! |
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That's the spirit! |
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And a torch, too! Come on, mob, let's get her! |
End[edit | edit source]
No dialogue.
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