* Once the starting dialogue ends, if the player hasn't unlocked him then the Superior Squad HQ is rewarded. **Once the starting dialogue ends, if the player hasn't unlocked him then he is unlocked at the moment.
Prelude Pt. 1
Oh no! Someone has stolen my fresh, plump hot dogs! Okay… so they're not hot or plump or fresh but “dog” is accurate.
Fear not citizen for I, Fallout Boy, will find and apprehend the culprit responsible for these napped dogs!
Wait. There's a Fallout Boy sequel in the works?! There have been so many superhero do-overs already this year…
Sequels, prequels, squeakquels, re-boots, part twos, and part deux! Worst. Year. Ever!
But Mister Comic Book Man, doesn't this mean Hollywood is making more of the movies you love so much?
Gadzooks! Could this be… Best. Year. Ever??
Ugh! So... torn. Urge to watch sequels... rising...
The joke's on you Clownface! Caught red-nosed at the scene of your crime…
Hey! Hey! Huh?!
Your criminal ways sicken me more than the wieners you've stolen!
OH NO, NOT THE FREEZER! I just had a new door installed. Why must you use my frozen goods section as a weapon?
You are most welcome, kind merchant. Our fine police force will now mop up the rest.
Prelude Pt. 2
A few minutes later at the Kwik-E-Mart...
— Comic Caption.
Hi Apu! Everyday is hot dog day! Which means today is… hot dog day!
I am sorry Homer… a most carnivorous crook has wiener jacked me.
WHAAAAAAT? That sounds like a job for...
I knew if I opened the oven door, I'd discover your evil bag of tricks, Clownface.
Well, pop my pom-poms!
NOT THE SQUISHEE MACHINE! Please stop throwing villains around my store… You are not helping.
No need to thank me citizen, I'm just happy to take a slice out of crime!
You squashed my Squishee machine and pinched the wrong perpetrator! Mr. Clownface did not steal my hot dogs.
No one’s laughing, Pie Man. This is a cream pie in the face of my entire mayoral administration.
News Report Pt. 1
Breaking news on Channel 6… violence at a beloved crap food store. Do superhero vigilantes bring safety or fear unto our town?
I just love it when movies build the hero up in the first story. Then use a sequel to tear them down and set the world against them.
That was supposed to be sarcasm… Egads! I really do love that! Sequels are… Best. Movies. Ever!