Positive Reinforcement

Positive Reinforcement
Event	Christmas 2013
Release Date	December 29, 2013
Number of Quests	5

Positive Reinforcement is a quest that is unlocked once the player gets The Yes Guy.

Quests

Quest	Requirements	Time
Positive Reinforcement Pt. 1	Make The Yes Guy Search for a New Catchphrase	60m
Positive Reinforcement Pt. 2	Make The Yes Guy Call a Doctor	4h
Positive Reinforcement Pt. 3	Make The Yes Guy Run Away in Shame	12h
Positive Reinforcement Pt. 4	Make The Yes Guy Get a Haircut	8h
Positive Reinforcement Pt. 5	Make The Yes Guy Be Mr. Burns' Yes Man	24h

Dialogue

Positive Reinforcement Pt. 1

Character	Dialogue
	"Ehh-YESSSSSSSS!!!!!
	"Oh, great. It's...that guy who says "yes."
	"But in a very funny way! Ehh-YESSSSSSSS!!!!!"
	"Right, right. Listen, Yes Guy --"
	"Ehh-Y--
	"STOP IT! Don't. Just... don't. The thing is, this is a pretty small town. And we spend a lot of time walking around. Like, a lot. And if whoever's in charge goes on vacation, or gets bored of use and takes a break, it's literally months of just wandering streets."
	"Point is, we Springfielders spend a lot of time together. And so it's important that no one here be... how do I put this... super annoying."
	"Ehh-Yes?"
	"Eh-yes. Now -- and this is in no way a criticism -- but as a character, you sometimes come off a little... one-dimensional."
	"Whereas Disco Stu is a fully-realized, fleshed-out being? Is that it? Stu is a satisfyingly multifaceted personality, eh-yes?"
	"All I'm saying is, if you had even one more catchphrase, it's help matters."

Positive Reinforcement Pt. 2

Character	Dialogue
	"Any luck finding a new catchphrase, Yes Guy?"
	"None at all! Eh-YESSSSSSSSS!!!!"
	"I'm already crazy sick of this guy."
	"Have you thought about saying "no." That could be sort of funny, maybe."
	"Let's give it a whirl! Eh-nnnn... Eh-nnnnn... Eh-YESSSSSSSS!!!!"
	"Hold on. Can you physically not say the word "no?"
	"Eh-YESSSSSSSS!!!!"
	"Maybe there's something wrong with you. Medically."
	"Eh-yes?"
	"I'm sure it's nothing important. Probably just a thing growing in your brain."

Positive Reinforcement Pt. 3

Character	Dialogue
	"The doctor says there's nothing wrong with me. Also that I am unpleasant to be around. Eh-YESSSSSSSS!!!!
	"If it's not a physical problem, it could be psychological. What was your childhood like?"
	"Eh-GUESSSSSSSS!!!!"
	"You want me to guess? Okay... Early trauma, loss of one or more parents, resulting in an acute fear of abandonment." "Thus your pathological need to be liked, and inability to say "no" to anyone or anything. Am I close?"
	"Eh-YESSSSSSSS!!!!"

Positive Reinforcement Pt. 4

Character	Dialogue
	"Smithers! I found this man in the gutter. I want you to clean him up and give him a job."
	"Eh-yes?"
	"This fellow is the more naturally gifted yes man I've ever seen! I like being surrounded by yes men. It's essential to my creative process."
	"Sir, *I've* never questioned a decision of yours."
	"August 6, 2004. I asked you to set a lunch meeting with me, Buck Rogers and a pterodactyl, and you refused."
	"Sir, you had a high fever. You were delusional."
	"I'm a hundred-something! I'm always delusional! Now clean this man up. I want him mindlessly rubber stamping my every notion by 9AM!"

Positive Reinforcement Pt. 5

Character	Dialogue
	"I want to have drinks with the King of Canada and Peter Gabriel-era Genesis. Set it up."
	"Eh-YESSSSSSSS!!!!"
	"Good man. Also -- the new order of days in the week is: Sunday, Friday, Monday, Monday Junior, 4th of July, Taco Tuesday, and Flurmsday Eve."
	"Eh-YESSSSSSS!!!!"
	"I feel like invading somewhere. Possibly Illinois. I have no army, and I don't want to spend more than $10,000. Is that feasible?"
	"A brilliant idea, sir! Eh-YESSSSSSSS!!!!"