Population Control is a premium side questline released on August 16, 2016, for the SciFi 2016 Event. It requires Robo Burns and the Soul Extraction Institute.

Quests[edit | edit source]

Quest Requirements Time Reward Triggered By
Population Control Pt. 1 Reach Level 11 and Build the Cooling Towers
Make Robo Burns Describe His Soft, Warm Steel
Make Burns Feel the Steel
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8h
8h
Cash100
Experience10
Robo Burns
Population Control Pt. 2 Make Burns Terminate Homer 8h Cash100
Experience10
Robo Burns
Population Control Pt. 3 Make Robo Burns Define the Word Terminate
Make Burns Concur
8h
8h
Cash100
Experience10
Robo Burns
Population Control Pt. 4 Reach Level 15 and Build Moe's Tavern
Make Homer Donate to Moe's Fertility Bank
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8h
Cash100
Experience10
Robo Burns
Population Control Pt. 5 Make Robo Burns Terminate (Meaning Kill) Homer
Make Burns Clarify Definitions
8h
8h
Cash100
Experience10
Robo Burns
Population Control Pt. 6 Make Homer Do a Plant Shift 16h Cash100
Experience10
Robo Burns

Dialogue[edit | edit source]

Population Control Pt. 1[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Mr. Burns Icon.png You, the handsome chap in the metallic exo-skeleton. Who are you?
Robo Burns Icon.png I'm the new and slightly improved you from the distant future.
Mr. Burns Icon.png Smithers, call off the hounds. It appears future me has solved the riddle of mortality by converting his body to cold hard steel.
Robo Burns Happy Icon.png Actually, it's rather warm and soft. It feels quite pleasant against my cold, hard flesh.

Population Control Pt. 2[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Mr. Burns Icon.png So tell me more about the future, old timer.
Robo Burns Annoyed Icon.png Well, hundreds of years from now, humans have been entirely replaced with an obnoxious new species known as Homer Sapiens.
Robo Burns Icon.png Thus I have traveled back in time to locate the missing link between humans and these foul beasts.
Smithers Icon.png The words "foul", "beast", and "Homer" suggest to me that you're seeking one of our employees.
Smithers Icon.png Possibly Carl. But more likely Homer Simpson in sector 7G.
Robo Burns Icon.png Simpson, eh? And you say he worked for me? Well, not for long! Prepare to alter history...
Robo Burns Icon.png By terminating Homer Simpson!
Mr. Burns Icon.png Excellent.

Population Control Pt. 3[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Mr. Burns Icon.png Smithers, be a dear and mop up the blood down in sector 7G, would you? We terminated Homer Simpson.
Smithers Surprised Icon.png You killed him?!
Robo Burns Icon.png Not that meaning of terminate! We simply fired him.
Smithers Icon.png Then why is there blood?
Robo Burns Icon.png He was running an unlicensed butcher shop down there. Technically that's why he was fired.

Population Control Pt. 4[edit | edit source]

Start[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Homer Sad Icon.png Aww, man! I can't believe I lost my job again!
Moe Icon.png Tough break there, Homer. But if you need some quick cash to pay your bar tab, plus a generous tip...
Moe Sneaky Icon.png ...stop by the new bank I opened in the storage room, behind the panda cage.
Homer Icon.png I'll do that!

End[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Homer Icon.png I've made my deposit! Several of them, in fact. But what sorts of people do their banking in a filthy back room like this?
Moe Icon.png People who value privacy. Mainly the filthy rich, and other filthy types.
Brandine Icon.png I'm here t' make me a withdrawal!

Population Control Pt. 5[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Robo Burns Annoyed Icon.png My efforts have backfired horribly. I let Homer live, and now he's reproducing like a bald, 400-pound rabbit.
Robo Burns Annoyed Icon.png He's cranking out swarms of baby Homer Sapiens!
Mr. Burns Annoyed Icon.png Our mistake was using the wrong definition of the word "terminate". Let's try again, this time using definition 3, "verb... to kill".
Wiggum Confused Icon.png Just a minute there, you two! I'm pretty sure murder is illegal.
Mr. Burns Annoyed Icon.png I didn't say we would murder him. I merely said we would TRY.
Wiggum Icon.png Oh, okay. Go about your business.
Lou Icon.png Uh chief, attempted murder is illegal too.
Wiggum Serious Icon.png Leave the legal interpretations to me, Lou. That's my job.
Lou Icon.png I don't think it is.
Wiggum Confused Icon.png It's not? Hey, where'd those two guys go?

Population Control Pt. 6[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Mr. Burns Icon.png We did it. We terminated Homer Simpson. Smithers, mop up the blood.
Smithers Surprised Icon.png You really murdered him this time?
Robo Burns Icon.png Effectively, yes. You see, we rehired him... knowing that in the long run, the radiation exposure will sterilize and eventually kill him.
Smithers Sad Icon.png Then why is there blood?
Mr. Burns Icon.png It's my blood. Homer put up quite a struggle when we told him to get back to work.
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