Population Control is a premium side questline released on August 16, 2016, for the SciFi 2016 Event. It requires Robo Burns and the Soul Extraction Institute.
Quests[]
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Requirements
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Triggered By
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Population Control Pt. 1
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Reach Level 11 and Build the Cooling Towers Make Robo Burns Describe His Soft, Warm Steel Make Burns Feel the Steel
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- 8h 8h
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100 10
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Robo Burns
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Population Control Pt. 2
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Make Burns Terminate Homer
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8h
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100 10
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Robo Burns
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Population Control Pt. 3
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Make Robo Burns Define the Word Terminate Make Burns Concur
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8h 8h
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100 10
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Robo Burns
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Population Control Pt. 4
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Reach Level 15 and Build Moe's Tavern Make Homer Donate to Moe's Fertility Bank
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- 8h
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100 10
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Robo Burns
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Population Control Pt. 5
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Make Robo Burns Terminate (Meaning Kill) Homer Make Burns Clarify Definitions
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8h 8h
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100 10
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Robo Burns
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Population Control Pt. 6
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Make Homer Do a Plant Shift
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16h
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100 10
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Robo Burns
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Dialogue[]
Population Control Pt. 1[]
Character
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Dialogue
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You, the handsome chap in the metallic exo-skeleton. Who are you?
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I'm the new and slightly improved you from the distant future.
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Smithers, call off the hounds. It appears future me has solved the riddle of mortality by converting his body to cold hard steel.
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Actually, it's rather warm and soft. It feels quite pleasant against my cold, hard flesh.
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Population Control Pt. 2[]
Character
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Dialogue
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So tell me more about the future, old timer.
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Well, hundreds of years from now, humans have been entirely replaced with an obnoxious new species known as Homer Sapiens.
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Thus I have traveled back in time to locate the missing link between humans and these foul beasts.
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The words "foul", "beast", and "Homer" suggest to me that you're seeking one of our employees.
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Possibly Carl. But more likely Homer Simpson in sector 7G.
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Simpson, eh? And you say he worked for me? Well, not for long! Prepare to alter history...
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By terminating Homer Simpson!
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Excellent.
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Population Control Pt. 3[]
Character
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Dialogue
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Smithers, be a dear and mop up the blood down in sector 7G, would you? We terminated Homer Simpson.
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You killed him?!
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Not that meaning of terminate! We simply fired him.
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Then why is there blood?
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He was running an unlicensed butcher shop down there. Technically that's why he was fired.
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Population Control Pt. 4[]
Start[]
Character
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Dialogue
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Aww, man! I can't believe I lost my job again!
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Tough break there, Homer. But if you need some quick cash to pay your bar tab, plus a generous tip...
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...stop by the new bank I opened in the storage room, behind the panda cage.
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I'll do that!
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End[]
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Dialogue
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I've made my deposit! Several of them, in fact. But what sorts of people do their banking in a filthy back room like this?
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People who value privacy. Mainly the filthy rich, and other filthy types.
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I'm here t' make me a withdrawal!
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Population Control Pt. 5[]
Character
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Dialogue
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My efforts have backfired horribly. I let Homer live, and now he's reproducing like a bald, 400-pound rabbit.
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He's cranking out swarms of baby Homer Sapiens!
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Our mistake was using the wrong definition of the word "terminate". Let's try again, this time using definition 3, "verb... to kill".
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Just a minute there, you two! I'm pretty sure murder is illegal.
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I didn't say we would murder him. I merely said we would TRY.
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Oh, okay. Go about your business.
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Uh chief, attempted murder is illegal too.
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Leave the legal interpretations to me, Lou. That's my job.
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I don't think it is.
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It's not? Hey, where'd those two guys go?
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Population Control Pt. 6[]
Character
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Dialogue
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We did it. We terminated Homer Simpson. Smithers, mop up the blood.
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You really murdered him this time?
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Effectively, yes. You see, we rehired him... knowing that in the long run, the radiation exposure will sterilize and eventually kill him.
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Then why is there blood?
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It's my blood. Homer put up quite a struggle when we told him to get back to work.
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