Pointless-Yet-Compulsive is a questline from the Clash of Clones 2014 Event. All 5 parts involve collecting Gold and upgrading characters.

Quests[edit | edit source]

Quest Requirements Time
Pointless-Yet-Compulsive Pt. 1

Collect Gold (9500)
Upgrade Archer Lisa (x8)
Upgrade Wizard Marge (x4)

Pointless-Yet-Compulsive Pt. 2 Collect Gold (15000)
Upgrade Barbarian Homer (x14)
Upgrade Goblin Bart (x8)
Pointless-Yet-Compulsive Pt. 3 Collect Gold (22000)
Upgrade Barbarian Homer (x19)
Upgrade Archer Lisa (x13)
Pointless-Yet-Compulsive Pt. 4 Collect Gold (30000)
Upgrade Goblin Bart (x12)
Upgrade Wizard Marge (x9)
Pointless-Yet-Compulsive Pt. 5 Collect Gold (38000)
Upgrade Archer Lisa (x19)
Upgrade Goblin Bart (x15)

Dialogue[edit | edit source]

Pointless-Yet-Compulsive Pt. 1[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Barbarian Homer Happy Icon.png ”Oh man, I’m jonesin’ for some elixir. I just can’t get over its non-addictive great taste.”
Lenny Icon.png ”Plus you can use it to upgrade stuff, if I understand this nonsense correctly.”
Moe Icon.png ”Well, it just so happens that I got a line on some of that so-called elixir myself.”
Barbarian Homer Icon.png *glug* *glug* *glug*
Barbarian Homer Drunk Icon.png “Man, that’s some good purple! Where did you get it?”
Moe Icon.png ”Well not by extracting it from what people who’ve been drinking it leave behind in the urinal, if that’s what you’re implying.”
Barbarian Homer Drunk Icon.png ”I wasn’t implying that.”
Moe Icon.png ”Although, I’m not a hundred percent rulin’ that out either as where I got it.”
Barbarian Homer Drunk Icon.png ”Understood.”
“The thing is, when you love something as much I love purple elixir, it doesn’t matter what it was extracted from. I’ll take as much as you can “make”.
Moe Icon.png *winks*

Trivia[edit | edit source]

  • This quest was originally called Shock to Your System, and did not require any character upgrades. It was changed to Pointless-Yet-Compulsive during a small update on August 27th.
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