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Play Musty For Me is a premium side questline released on February 14, 2020 for the Black History 2020 Event. It requires the premium character Stogie.

Quests[]

Play Musty For Me Pt. 1 Make Stogie Play Moonglow Cash100
Experience10
Moe
Play Musty For Me Pt. 2 Make Stogie MC Bingo Night Cash100
Experience10
Stogie
Play Musty For Me Pt. 3 Make Stogie Kroon at the Krusty Burger Cash100
Experience10
Krusty
Play Musty For Me Pt. 4 Make Stogie Read Piles of Comic Books Cash100
Experience10
Comic Book Guy
Play Musty For Me Pt. 5 Make Mr Burns Hide Nuclear Waste In Stogie's Piano Cash200
Experience20
Mr. Burns

Dialogue[]

Play Musty For Me Pt. 1[]

Start[]

Character Dialogue
Moe Icon Uh, bad news, Stogie. My latest attempt at upscalin’ this jernt has failed. I guess puttin’ monocles on the rats was a misguided attempt at class. I’m gonna have to let ya go.
Stogie Sad Icon That’s a shame, Moe. You paid a lot for those tiny monocles. And got so many rat bites for your troubles.
Moe Icon Yeah, you live and you learn I guess.
Stogie Icon Guess I’ve gotta go out and hustle up a new gig.
Moe Icon Before you go, play me that favorite song o’ mine.
Stogie Happy Icon You got it, Moe-sephine Baker.

End[]

Character Dialogue
Stogie Singing Icon *singing*…and now when there’s moonglow way up in the blue, look down at your hands, those rats are biting you…
Moe Hopeful Icon Ah. I love that song. Was that last lyric always there?
Stogie Sad Icon No, I’m telling you the rats are back! Look down!
Moe Shocked Icon Oh God!

Play Musty For Me Pt. 2[]

Start[]

Character Dialogue
Stogie Icon Mr. Flanders, I need a regular gig and I was wondering if the church’s weekly Bingo game could use a little zazz-a-matazz.
Ned Icon Well, I don’t know what that is, but it could be nice to hear some solemn, depressing hymns during the game.
Stogie Happy Icon Oh, I don’t really know any hymns, church cat. I’ll just groove to the vibe of the place and do my own thang.
Ned Happy Icon Um, okely dokely?

End[]

Character Dialogue
Stogie Singing Icon *sings* …although they say they don’t like sin / they’ll still cheat to get a win…
Stogie Singing Icon Mrs. Skinner hates to lose / She’s got a flask that’s full of booze.
Agnes Angry Icon How dare you! That’s medicinal gin!
Rev. Lovejoy Annoyed Icon You know, Ned, I’m thinking we don’t need a piano player for Bingo Night after all.
Ned Worried Icon Amen!

Play Musty For Me Pt. 3[]

Start[]

Character Dialogue
Krusty Happy Icon A jazzy piano player like you could really class up the Krusty Burger! Maybe bring in some richer, more discerning fatsos.
Stogie Icon Right on. But I need to get a feel for this place so I can bring it to my work, man. My art is always a reflection of my surroundings.
Krusty Joking Icon I dig it. You’ve got artistic integrity. I used to have that. Now I’m obscenely rich instead! Hahaha! *blows cigar smoke at Stogie*

End[]

Character Dialogue
Stogie Singing Icon *sings* Though the food, it may be fast / Health Inspection, it won’t pass.
Stogie Singing Icon There’s a monkey working fries / and he’s scratching his behind…
Mr. Teeny Default Icon *screech screech*
Carl Annoyed Icon This silver-tongued crooner is right! Let’s get outta here!
Krusty Angry Icon Alright, Snitch Corea, get your enormous piano and scram!
Stogie Icon Hey, that’s a pretty good reference. Did you write that joke?
Krusty Annoyed Icon No, I had Mel write me some jazz puns while you were playing.
Sideshow Mel Sad Icon These should count as billable hours!

Play Musty For Me Pt. 4[]

Start[]

Character Dialogue
Comic Book Guy Annoyed Icon I am not sure I need a piano player in my comic book shop. It would be like the Dark Knight doing a crossover with Huckleberry Hound.
Stogie Annoyed Icon Come on, man. This place needs a little sophistication. We both know the future of sequential art is manga and original graphic novels for the youth market.
Comic Book Guy Icon Hm. You make a fair point. But if you want to play my “scene”, you’ll need to absorb this vast quanta of source material.
Stogie Happy Icon I'm on it.

End[]

Character Dialogue
Stogie Singing Icon *sings* …plenty of power fantasies for boys / but when women and people of color share the toys…
Stogie Singing Icon …the fanboys get all steamed with rage / acting well below their age…
Comic Book Guy Angry Icon Though the melody is jaunty, I will not have such apt criticisms voiced in my store. Begone!

Play Musty For Me Pt. 5[]

Start[]

Character Dialogue
Mr. Burns Annoyed Icon I’d prefer a daring harpsichordist, but I suppose a pianiste would add a certain air of dignity to this filthy atom factory.
Stogie Happy Icon Say no more. But before I begin to play, I need to connect with the soul of your operation so I can express it in song.
Mr. Burns Happy Icon Connect away, my good man. I once had Anton LaVey come in to do the same thing.

End[]

Character Dialogue
Stogie Singing Icon *sings* …He’s a misanthropic mummy, all he cares about is money…
Stogie Singing Icon …he’ll burn the Earth down to an ash, just to make a little cash…
Smithers Icon Shall I release the hounds on him, sir?
Mr. Burns Shocked Icon What for? Never has my essence been so grandly expressed through the sultry medium of smooth jazz.
Stogie Singing Icon …and he’s as ugly as he’s rich/ Let’s toss him into a ditch/ And cover it with wet cement…
Mr. Burns Diabolical Icon On second thought, get the hounds ready. But wait til the end. It is a catchy tune.
Smithers Icon Yes, sir.
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