Play Musty For Me is a premium side questline released on February 14, 2020 for the Black History 2020 Event. It requires the premium character Stogie.

Quests[edit | edit source]

Play Musty For Me Pt. 1 Make Stogie Play Moonglow Cash100
Experience10
Moe
Play Musty For Me Pt. 2 Make Stogie MC Bingo Night Cash100
Experience10
Stogie
Play Musty For Me Pt. 3 Make Stogie Kroon at the Krusty Burger Cash100
Experience10
Krusty
Play Musty For Me Pt. 4 Make Stogie Read Piles of Comic Books Cash100
Experience10
Comic Book Guy
Play Musty For Me Pt. 5 Make Mr Burns Hide Nuclear Waste In Stogie's Piano Cash200
Experience20
Mr. Burns

Dialogue[edit | edit source]

Play Musty For Me Pt. 1[edit | edit source]

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Character Dialogue
Moe Icon.png Uh, bad news, Stogie. My latest attempt at upscalin’ this jernt has failed. I guess puttin’ monocles on the rats was a misguided attempt at class. I’m gonna have to let ya go.
Stogie Sad Icon.png That’s a shame, Moe. You paid a lot for those tiny monocles. And got so many rat bites for your troubles.
Moe Icon.png Yeah, you live and you learn I guess.
Stogie Icon.png Guess I’ve gotta go out and hustle up a new gig.
Moe Icon.png Before you go, play me that favorite song o’ mine.
Stogie Happy Icon.png You got it, Moe-sephine Baker.

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Character Dialogue
Stogie Singing Icon.png *singing*…and now when there’s moonglow way up in the blue, look down at your hands, those rats are biting you…
Moe Hopeful Icon.png Ah. I love that song. Was that last lyric always there?
Stogie Sad Icon.png No, I’m telling you the rats are back! Look down!
Moe Shocked Icon.png Oh God!

Play Musty For Me Pt. 2[edit | edit source]

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Character Dialogue
Stogie Icon.png Mr. Flanders, I need a regular gig and I was wondering if the church’s weekly Bingo game could use a little zazz-a-matazz.
Ned Icon.png Well, I don’t know what that is, but it could be nice to hear some solemn, depressing hymns during the game.
Stogie Happy Icon.png Oh, I don’t really know any hymns, church cat. I’ll just groove to the vibe of the place and do my own thang.
Ned Happy Icon.png Um, okely dokely?

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Character Dialogue
Stogie Singing Icon.png *sings* …although they say they don’t like sin / they’ll still cheat to get a win…
Stogie Singing Icon.png Mrs. Skinner hates to lose / She’s got a flask that’s full of booze.
Agnes Angry Icon.png How dare you! That’s medicinal gin!
Rev. Lovejoy Annoyed Icon.png You know, Ned, I’m thinking we don’t need a piano player for Bingo Night after all.
Ned Worried Icon.png Amen!

Play Musty For Me Pt. 3[edit | edit source]

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Character Dialogue
Krusty Happy Icon.png A jazzy piano player like you could really class up the Krusty Burger! Maybe bring in some richer, more discerning fatsos.
Stogie Icon.png Right on. But I need to get a feel for this place so I can bring it to my work, man. My art is always a reflection of my surroundings.
Krusty Joking Icon.png I dig it. You’ve got artistic integrity. I used to have that. Now I’m obscenely rich instead! Hahaha! *blows cigar smoke at Stogie*

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Character Dialogue
Stogie Singing Icon.png *sings* Though the food, it may be fast / Health Inspection, it won’t pass.
Stogie Singing Icon.png There’s a monkey working fries / and he’s scratching his behind…
Mr. Teeny Default Icon.png *screech screech*
Carl Annoyed Icon.png This silver-tongued crooner is right! Let’s get outta here!
Krusty Angry Icon.png Alright, Snitch Corea, get your enormous piano and scram!
Stogie Icon.png Hey, that’s a pretty good reference. Did you write that joke?
Krusty Annoyed Icon.png No, I had Mel write me some jazz puns while you were playing.
Sideshow Mel Sad Icon.png These should count as billable hours!

Play Musty For Me Pt. 4[edit | edit source]

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Character Dialogue
Comic Book Guy Annoyed Icon.png I am not sure I need a piano player in my comic book shop. It would be like the Dark Knight doing a crossover with Huckleberry Hound.
Stogie Annoyed Icon.png Come on, man. This place needs a little sophistication. We both know the future of sequential art is manga and original graphic novels for the youth market.
Comic Book Guy Icon.png Hm. You make a fair point. But if you want to play my “scene”, you’ll need to absorb this vast quanta of source material.
Stogie Happy Icon.png I'm on it.

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Character Dialogue
Stogie Singing Icon.png *sings* …plenty of power fantasies for boys / but when women and people of color share the toys…
Stogie Singing Icon.png …the fanboys get all steamed with rage / acting well below their age…
Comic Book Guy Angry Icon.png Though the melody is jaunty, I will not have such apt criticisms voiced in my store. Begone!

Play Musty For Me Pt. 5[edit | edit source]

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Character Dialogue
Mr. Burns Annoyed Icon.png I’d prefer a daring harpsichordist, but I suppose a pianiste would add a certain air of dignity to this filthy atom factory.
Stogie Happy Icon.png Say no more. But before I begin to play, I need to connect with the soul of your operation so I can express it in song.
Mr. Burns Happy Icon.png Connect away, my good man. I once had Anton LaVey come in to do the same thing.

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Character Dialogue
Stogie Singing Icon.png *sings* …He’s a misanthropic mummy, all he cares about is money…
Stogie Singing Icon.png …he’ll burn the Earth down to an ash, just to make a little cash…
Smithers Icon.png Shall I release the hounds on him, sir?
Mr. Burns Shocked Icon.png What for? Never has my essence been so grandly expressed through the sultry medium of smooth jazz.
Stogie Singing Icon.png …and he’s as ugly as he’s rich/ Let’s toss him into a ditch/ And cover it with wet cement…
Mr. Burns Diabolical Icon.png On second thought, get the hounds ready. But wait til the end. It is a catchy tune.
Smithers Icon.png Yes, sir.
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