Play-Annoyed Grunt is a limited time questline available during the Winter 2015 Event's Act Three. It unlocks Maggie as a playable character if the player hasn't unlocked her during the You Better Not Cry questline.
Make Marge Change Maggie Make Homer Pretend to Get a Phone Call
4h 4h
100 10
Marge
* will only appear if Maggie wasn't owned previously
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Play-Annoyed Grunt Pt. 1 (Maggie owned)[]
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"Homer, did you stay up all night with Maggie watching Monkey Trauma Center?"
"I had to. It was a twenty-four hour mission. Hate the game, not the character."
"I'm just worried that much TV might be bad for her."
"*monkey noises*"
"Yeah, maybe. But she has gotten good at picking the food crumbs out of my back hair."
"According to this pamphlet that my school claims is a textbook, brain development is very important at Maggie's age."
"She needs bright colors, simple tools, and non-toxic salty goop to play with and inevitably eat."
"Let me see that textbrochure. Hmm… glossy paper, full color, stock baby photos. That type of quality means it must be true!"
Play-Annoyed Grunt Pt. 1 (Maggie not owned)[]
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"This new Springfield's really coming along. And all our closest friends are here -- the Sea Captain, Comic Book Guy, the groundskeeper at the kid's school, Captain Macalister..."
"I can think of one person who's still missing. Someone who should be living with us here in the house."
"You mean that kid Roy? Oh yeah, I wonder what happened with him and those two sexy ladies."
"No! I meant Maggie."
"Oh right, the kid who DOESN'T talk. She was always my favorite... for that very reason."
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Play-Annoyed Grunt Pt. 2[]
Character
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"Maggie! You're finally here! How long has it been?"
"From the looks of her overflowing diaper, quite a while."