Plants vs. Karate, was a limited-time questline that was released on October 13, 2023. It was the main questline for Act 2 of the Treehouse of Horror XXXIV Event, progressing through it unlocked all the Act's personal prizes. It was preceded by the main Act 1 questline, The Horror Happening,. It was succeeded by the main Act 3 questline, The Monsters Mash,.
Quests[]
| Quest | Requirements | Time | Reward | Triggered By |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Plants vs. Karate, Pt. 1 | Collect Plastic Fangs (x115) Make Bart Geek Out to Karate Monsters Make Lisa Explain the Plot Make Xylem Mock "Lazy Monster Stereotypes"* |
- 4h 4h 4h |
 100  10
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Auto |
| Plants vs. Karate, Pt. 2 | Collect Plastic Fangs (x155) Make Springfielders Call Out Plant Aliens (x5) Make Homer Try to Make Fungus Jokes Make Kung Fu Werewolf Challenge Xylem's Courage** Make Xylem Start to Worry* Make Lisa Root for Plants Make Bart Root for Karate Monsters Make Frink Also Root for Karate Monsters*** |
- 4h 4h 4h 4h 4h 4h |
100 10
|
Auto |
| Plants vs. Karate, Pt. 3 | Collect Plastic Fangs (x155) Make Xylem Try Not to Embarrass Himself* Make Kung Fu Werewolf Kick Plant Butt** Make Lisa Cringe at Alien Ineptness Make Bart Enjoy Watching His Heroes Kick Butt |
- 4h 4h 4h 4h |
100 10
|
Auto |
| Plants vs. Karate, Pt. 4 | Collect Plastic Fangs (x155) Make Mighty Oak Leader Challenge Monsters**** Make Lisa Encourage Trees to Challenge Karate Monsters Make Kung Fu Werewolf Break Boards** Make Bart Enthusiastically Watch Monsters Break Boards |
- 4h 4h 4h 4h |
100 10
|
Auto |
| Plants vs. Karate, Pt. 5 | Collect Plastic Fangs (x195) Make Springfielders Celebrate Alien Plant Defeat (x5) Make Lisa Change Her Mind About Bart's Plan Make Xylem Insist They Didn't Send the Message* Make Kung Fu Werewolf Demand to Know Who Sent the Message** Make Bart Say That Frink Sent the Message |
- 4h 4h 4h 4h 4h |
200 20
|
Auto |
*Only appears if the player has Xylem.
**Only appears if the player has Kung Fu Werewolf.
***Only appears if the player has Professor Frink.
****Only appears if the player has Mighty Oak Leader.
Dialogue[]
Plants vs. Karate, Pt. 1[]
Start[]
| Character | Dialogue |
|---|---|
| File:Taekwon Dracula Happy Icon.png | Attention Springfield, the Ki-Ya Karate Monsters have arrived! |
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FINALLY! |
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WOO-HOO...I think? |
| File:Kung Fu Werewolf Howl Icon.png | Now who sent us those HOWWL-IBLE character ranking memes! |
| File:Taekwon Dracula Annoyed Icon.png | Do you always have to howl when you talk? |
| File:Kung Fu Werewolf Annoyed Icon.png | Do you always have to suck blood when you bite? |
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Wait. This is what you humans wanted for Halloween. Dusty old knockoff movie monsters? |
| File:Kung Fu Werewolf Annoyed Icon.png | This dusty old knockoff is gonna knock YOUR block off! |
| File:Taekwon Dracula Icon.png | There you go. You CAN speak without howling. |
| File:Kung Fu Werewolf Howl Icon.png | I just forgot. HOWWWWL! |
Plants vs. Karate, Pt. 2[]
Start[]
| Character | Dialogue |
|---|---|
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All right, let's throwdown these moldy monsters so we can get back to conquering this town ourselves. |
| File:Mixed Martial Arts Medusa Happy Icon.png | "Throw down"? So it's a mixed martial arts duel you want? |
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Duel? Wait, what? |
| File:Taekwon Dracula Happy Icon.png | Pick your fighters! One of you versus one of us...in the octagon! |
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Why would we physically fight when we have fungal weapons and spore mortars to do our dirty work? |
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Ick! |
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Good idea. We also have ick cannons! |
End[]
| Character | Dialogue |
|---|---|
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Go Karate Monsters! |
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Yeah! Get 'em, Karate Monsters! |
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Professor Frink, you're rooting for the Karate Monsters? But plants are hands down better for the environment! |
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True. I am a dedicated environmentalist. But c'mon...kung fu is so cool! |
Plants vs. Karate, Pt. 3[]
Start[]
| Character | Dialogue |
|---|---|
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Okay, wolfman, as the great leader of my people, I will prepare to fight you– |
| File:Kung Fu Werewolf Happy Icon.png | *punches Xylem in the face* |
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OW! I said I was PREPARING! |
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Now let me just arm myself with some superior Xylem technology, and– |
| File:Kung Fu Werewolf Happy Icon.png | *punches Xylem in the face again* |
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OW! Damn it! |
| File:Xylemite 1 Annoyed Icon.png | Boss, you're embarrassing us! |
| File:Xylemite 2 Annoyed Icon.png | You're getting beaten from stem to stamen! |
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You guys think this is easy? You fight him! |
| File:Kung Fu Werewolf Howl Icon.png | Bring it! AH-OOOO! |
| File:Xylemite 1 Surprised Icon.png | You know, I just remembered...we're getting our roots touched up this afternoon. Good luck, Boss! |
End[]
| Character | Dialogue |
|---|---|
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Hey, ya know, maybe military conquest isn't our thing. |
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Your defeat was not unexpected, considering you forgot the first scientific law of fighting. |
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Which is? |
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Fighting isn't science. |
Plants vs. Karate, Pt. 4[]
Start[]
| Character | Dialogue |
|---|---|
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*karate punches* HA-CHA! KI-YA! |
| File:Mighty Oak Leader Annoyed Icon.png | What is all that racket?! |
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It's that human boy and those Karate Monsters – who, by the way, just kicked our root balls! I bet that makes you angry. |
| File:Mighty Oak Leader Icon.png | Nah, not so much. |
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But Mighty Oak, you need to stand up to those Karate Monsters – mostly to stop my brother's gloating and his awful kung fu noises! |
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*karate kicks and thrusts* WA-TAH! HI-YAH! KA-PUNCH! |
| File:Mighty Oak Leader Annoyed Icon.png | They are pretty annoying. |
End[]
| Character | Dialogue |
|---|---|
| File:Mighty Oak Leader Annoyed Icon.png | All right, Judo junkies, time for this oak to hickory smoke your beastly butts! |
| File:Taekwon Dracula Happy Icon.png | KI-YA! *breaks a stack of thirty boards* |
| File:Mighty Oak Leader Surprised Icon.png | Ohhh-kay. Not fighting these guys. |
| File:Taekwon Dracula Annoyed Icon.png | That's right. Now make like an oak and leaf! |
Plants vs. Karate, Pt. 5[]
Start[]
| Character | Dialogue |
|---|---|
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Fine. We give up. The Xylem are NOT conquering Springfield. Happy? |
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WOOHOO! |
| File:Xylemite 2 Annoyed Icon.png | This all started when we got that idiotic message with those stupid Marble Cinematronic Universe memes. |
| File:Kung Fu Werewolf Confused Icon.png | Wait, you guys aren't the jerks who sent that? |
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Uh-oh. |
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I take it back, Bart. I love this plan now. |
End[]
| Character | Dialogue |
|---|---|
| File:Kung Fu Werewolf Confused Icon.png | So you potted plants didn't send the message? |
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Read my knothole – NO! We have much bigger concerns on our own planet – like un-stunting our bonsai tree forests. |
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Anyhoo...now that you're here, you can help us make our Halloween awesome! |
| File:Taekwon Dracula Surprised Icon.png | But we don't want anything that promotes negative monster stereotypes. |
| File:Kung Fu Werewolf Happy Icon.png | That's right. Instead, we're going to conquer Springfield ourselves! High five! |
| File:Taekwon Dracula Confused Icon.png | Okay, but not one of your karate chop high fives. I'm still healing from the last time we celebrated. |
