The Personalized Talking Astrolabe is a limited-time premium decoration that was released on December 28, 2018, during Act 4 of A Simpsons Christmas Special 2018 Event.

About Edit

The Personalized Talking Astrolabe is a clock-like gadget that has lots of features.

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Quest Edit

Icon Quest Requirements Time Reward Triggered By
Personalized Talking Astrolabe Sidebar Personalized Talking Astrolabe Tap the Personalized Talking Astrolabe N/A Cash100

Dialogue Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Marge Happy Icon Homie, I've got a special surprise for you - something you've been waiting for a long time.
Homer Happy Icon Oh boy, oh boy! Is it that deep fryer that can fit a whole cow? Or that girdle that's made out of bacon?
Marge Icon Neither, it's this thing. Tada! The astro-whatchamacallit!
Homer Ooh Icon My beloved unnecessary object! At last! Let's here what wisdom it's been keeping for us.

End Edit

Character Dialogue
Marge Confused Icon Huh. Somehow, I thought the info it gave would be more necessary.
Homer Happy Icon You don't get the point of ANYTHING, do you, Marge? Do you?
Marge Icon *sign* Well, at least it's shiny. That's nice.
Homer Dreamy Icon Never leave me again you beautiful, pointless thing...
Homer Happy Icon My life was so much less meaningless until you can along.

Quotes Edit

When tapped, the Personalized Talking Astrolabe states one of the following phrases below:

  • "Columbia's main export is coffee."
  • "I am not returnable."
  • "I'll be testing my smoke alarm for the next three hours."
  • "It is 6:31pm in Montreal."
  • "The moon is waxing tonight."

Trivia Edit

  • Only one can be obtained.
  • It can be placed on grass, pavement, dirt, krustyland road, boardwalk, pier, edge of boardwalk, or edge of pier.

Gallery Edit

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