The Personalized Talking Astrolabe is a limited-time premium decoration that was released on December 28, 2018, during Act 4 of A Simpsons Christmas Special 2018 Event.

About[edit | edit source]

The Personalized Talking Astrolabe is a clock-like gadget that has lots of features.

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Quest[edit | edit source]

Icon Quest Requirements Time Reward Triggered By
Personalized Talking Astrolabe Sidebar.png Personalized Talking Astrolabe Tap the Personalized Talking Astrolabe N/A Cash100

Dialogue[edit | edit source]

Start[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Marge Happy Icon.png Homie, I've got a special surprise for you - something you've been waiting for a long time.
Homer Happy Icon.png Oh boy, oh boy! Is it that deep fryer that can fit a whole cow? Or that girdle that's made out of bacon?
Marge Icon.png Neither, it's this thing. Tada! The astro-whatchamacallit!
Homer Ooh Icon.png My beloved unnecessary object! At last! Let's here what wisdom it's been keeping for us.

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Character Dialogue
Marge Confused Icon.png Huh. Somehow, I thought the info it gave would be more necessary.
Homer Happy Icon.png You don't get the point of ANYTHING, do you, Marge? Do you?
Marge Icon.png *sign* Well, at least it's shiny. That's nice.
Homer Dreamy Icon.png Never leave me again you beautiful, pointless thing...
Homer Happy Icon.png My life was so much less meaningless until you can along.

Quotes[edit | edit source]

When tapped, the Personalized Talking Astrolabe states one of the following phrases below:

  • "Columbia's main export is coffee."
  • "I am not returnable."
  • "I'll be testing my smoke alarm for the next three hours."
  • "It is 6:31pm in Montreal."
  • "The moon is waxing tonight."

Trivia[edit | edit source]

  • Only one can be obtained.
  • It can be placed on grass, pavement, dirt, krustyland road, boardwalk, pier, edge of boardwalk, or edge of pier.

Gallery[edit | edit source]

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