Pain Killer is a side questline that was released on July 3, 2019, for the Game of Games 2019 Event. It requires the character Grief Counselor.
Quests[]
| Quest | Requirements | Time | Reward | Triggered By |
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| Pain Killer Pt. 1 | Make Grief Counselor Make Money off Sadness | 4h |  100  10
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Grief Counselor |
| Pain Killer Pt. 2 | Make Grief Counselor Spread Despair | 4h | 200 20
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Grief Counselor |
Dialogue[]
Pain Killer Pt. 1[]
Start[]
| Character | Dialogue |
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You seem sad, Milhouse. And I’m not just saying that because if no one’s sad, I don’t get paid. |
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I don't know how to get Lisa to notice me. |
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That won’t be an easy problem to solve. |
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And I’m not just saying that because after it’s solved, I don’t get paid. |
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Although I don’t. So let’s take our time getting better. |
End[]
No dialogue.
Pain Killer Pt. 2[]
Start[]
| Character | Dialogue |
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I’ve never seen a group of people look so miserable and depressed. |
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Hey, that’s the best thing anyone’s ever said about this joint. You should write me a Yelp review. |
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I’ll do better. I’ll help your customers achieve emotional health. |
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Are you nuts? That’s gonna ruin their drinking. |
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Tell you what, I’ll pay you double if you make ‘em twice as depressed. |
End[]
No dialogue.
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