Out of the Broom Closet
Release Date
December 18, 2016
Out of the Broom Closet is a premium questline released on December 18, 2016, during the Winter 2016 Event . It requires the premium character The Wiccans .
Quests [ ]
Quest
Requirements
Time
Reward
Triggered By
Out of the Broom Closet Pt. 1
Make the Wiccans Build Wiccapedia
8h
100 10
The Wiccans
Out of the Broom Closet Pt. 2
Make the Wiccans Cast a Spell
4h
100 10
The Wiccans
Out of the Broom Closet Pt. 3
Make the Wiccans Worship Nature
12h
100 10
The Wiccans
Out of the Broom Closet Pt. 4
Make the Wiccans Look for the Fourth
24h
100 10
The Wiccans
Out of the Broom Closet Pt. 5
Make the Wiccans Perform an Esbat
60m
100 10
The Wiccans
Dialogue [ ]
Out of the Broom Closet Pt. 1 [ ]
Start [ ]
Character
Dialogue
Springfield! Your wiccans have returned!
Behold the awesome power of Wicca, which includes casting spells to make boys like you, and listening to the Smiths!
We must educate these people. Perhaps an informative website? With a spooky splash page!
We could call it "wiccapedia"!
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Character
Dialogue
Are you the founders of this "wiccapedia" website?
Yes we are! Do you want to be our acolyte? Try these black lace gloves on.
Unglove me, heathens! You worship Satan!
The Horned Stag is not Satan! He is Springface friends with Satan, but it's a strictly professional relationship.
Out of the Broom Closet Pt. 2 [ ]
Start [ ]
Character
Dialogue
Sisters, we have to show the people of Springfield that Wicca is a religion of positivity.
And making boys like you with spells.
Right. Let us heal this town's prejudices with a spell of cleansing.
And let us specifically cleanse the boy called Dolph. And his dreamy hair.
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Character
Dialogue
Now see here! There is no place for witchcraft in our good town!
If you know a counter-spell, go ahead and cast it.
Well, uh, they don't teach us spells in Divinity School.
Too bad! You want us to teach you some?
Uh... later. Not while Ned Flanders is looking.
I'm always watching, Reverend!
Out of the Broom Closet Pt. 3 [ ]
Start [ ]
Character
Dialogue
Sisters, our message isn't getting through. We must ask Mother Nature for guidance.
Question. Ever wonder if “Nature” isn't an entity, so much as the inevitable result of biological and physical rules?
And that we anthropomorphize Nature as a sort of lazy excuse not to study these sciences?
Nope.
Me neither. Okay, good. Just checking. Let's talk to her.
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Dialogue
Wow. Mother Nature sure had a lot to say to me. Same for you ladies?
Oh, for sure. I seriously couldn't get her to shut up.
I was worried she wouldn't talk to me, and then I'd have to lie to you guys and say she did, but that's not what happened at all.
Out of the Broom Closet Pt. 4 [ ]
Start [ ]
Character
Dialogue
The answer is clear. We need a fourth member of our coven.
Only a fourth can complete the circle.
Everyone knows a circle has four sides. That's just math.
End [ ]
Character
Dialogue
Hello, little girl. Mother Nature has led us to you. You... are the fourth.
I'm the what now?
There is no doubt. YOU are the fourth, Lisa Simpson.
I can see two problems with that… One, I'm eight. Two, I'm not allowed to go into the woods with strangers.
Oh, and three, I think wicca is super, super, super dumb.
Yes, that is rather a lot of “supers.”
I even cut a few. To spare your dumb feelings.
Out of the Broom Closet Pt. 5 [ ]
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Character
Dialogue
What'll it take to make a witch out of you, Lisa? Isn't there SOMETHING that you want?
Look, unless you can get me early acceptance to Vassar, or convince my Dad to buy me a pony--
One pony, coming up.
Wait. What?
We can enchant your father to buy you a pony. Easy.
Do this for me, ladies, and I will be the witchiest witch that ever stirred a cauldron.
End [ ]
Character
Dialogue
Lisa, look what I got! It's a pony... keg.
Wow. Way to go, gals. You bewitched my father into buying the thing he loves most in the world.
I was at Moe's. I'd just bought a beer, when suddenly, I felt this overwhelming urge to buy even more beer. It was magical!
I'm sorry, but I can't join your coven. But so there's no hard feelings, I found you a fourth girl to complete your circle.
Really? Oh, Lisa, that's wonderful!
Buckle up, witches. Because this coven is about to get DARK and WEIRD. Hah hah!
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