Out of the Broom Closet is a premium questline released on December 18, 2016, during the Winter 2016 Event. It requires the premium character The Wiccans.

Quests[edit | edit source]

Quest Requirements Time Reward Triggered By
Out of the Broom Closet Pt. 1 Make the Wiccans Build Wiccapedia 8h Cash100
Experience10
The Wiccans
Out of the Broom Closet Pt. 2 Make the Wiccans Cast a Spell 4h Cash100
Experience10
The Wiccans
Out of the Broom Closet Pt. 3 Make the Wiccans Worship Nature 12h Cash100
Experience10
The Wiccans
Out of the Broom Closet Pt. 4 Make the Wiccans Look for the Fourth 24h Cash100
Experience10
The Wiccans
Out of the Broom Closet Pt. 5 Make the Wiccans Perform an Esbat 60m Cash100
Experience10
The Wiccans

Dialogue[edit | edit source]

Out of the Broom Closet Pt. 1[edit | edit source]

Start[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
WiccanGirl1 Happy Icon.png Springfield! Your wiccans have returned!
WiccanGirl1 Icon.png Behold the awesome power of Wicca, which includes casting spells to make boys like you, and listening to the Smiths!
WiccanGirl2 Icon.png We must educate these people. Perhaps an informative website? With a spooky splash page!
WiccanGirl3 Happy Icon.png We could call it "wiccapedia"!

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Character Dialogue
Ned Icon.png Are you the founders of this "wiccapedia" website?
WiccanGirl1 Happy Icon.png Yes we are! Do you want to be our acolyte? Try these black lace gloves on.
Ned Angry Icon.png Unglove me, heathens! You worship Satan!
WiccanGirl2 Icon.png The Horned Stag is not Satan! He is Springface friends with Satan, but it's a strictly professional relationship.

Out of the Broom Closet Pt. 2[edit | edit source]

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Character Dialogue
WiccanGirl1 Icon.png Sisters, we have to show the people of Springfield that Wicca is a religion of positivity.
WiccanGirl2 Icon.png And making boys like you with spells.
WiccanGirl1 Icon.png Right. Let us heal this town's prejudices with a spell of cleansing.
WiccanGirl2 Icon.png And let us specifically cleanse the boy called Dolph. And his dreamy hair.

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Character Dialogue
Rev. Lovejoy Annoyed Icon.png Now see here! There is no place for witchcraft in our good town!
WiccanGirl2 Annoyed Icon.png If you know a counter-spell, go ahead and cast it.
Rev. Lovejoy Sad Icon.png Well, uh, they don't teach us spells in Divinity School.
WiccanGirl3 Icon.png Too bad! You want us to teach you some?
Rev. Lovejoy Icon.png Uh... later. Not while Ned Flanders is looking.
Ned Icon.png I'm always watching, Reverend!

Out of the Broom Closet Pt. 3[edit | edit source]

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Character Dialogue
WiccanGirl1 Icon.png Sisters, our message isn't getting through. We must ask Mother Nature for guidance.
WiccanGirl2 Icon.png Question. Ever wonder if “Nature” isn't an entity, so much as the inevitable result of biological and physical rules?
WiccanGirl2 Icon.png And that we anthropomorphize Nature as a sort of lazy excuse not to study these sciences?
WiccanGirl3 Icon.png Nope.
WiccanGirl2 Icon.png Me neither. Okay, good. Just checking. Let's talk to her.

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Character Dialogue
WiccanGirl3 Happy Icon.png Wow. Mother Nature sure had a lot to say to me. Same for you ladies?
WiccanGirl1 Sad Icon.png Oh, for sure. I seriously couldn't get her to shut up.
WiccanGirl2 Sad Icon.png I was worried she wouldn't talk to me, and then I'd have to lie to you guys and say she did, but that's not what happened at all.

Out of the Broom Closet Pt. 4[edit | edit source]

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Character Dialogue
WiccanGirl3 Icon.png The answer is clear. We need a fourth member of our coven.
WiccanGirl2 Icon.png Only a fourth can complete the circle.
WiccanGirl1 Icon.png Everyone knows a circle has four sides. That's just math.

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Character Dialogue
WiccanGirl2 Icon.png Hello, little girl. Mother Nature has led us to you. You... are the fourth.
Lisa Shocked Icon.png I'm the what now?
WiccanGirl1 Icon.png There is no doubt. YOU are the fourth, Lisa Simpson.
Lisa Icon.png I can see two problems with that… One, I'm eight. Two, I'm not allowed to go into the woods with strangers.
Lisa Smug Icon.png Oh, and three, I think wicca is super, super, super dumb.
WiccanGirl3 Sad Icon.png Yes, that is rather a lot of “supers.”
Lisa Icon.png I even cut a few. To spare your dumb feelings.

Out of the Broom Closet Pt. 5[edit | edit source]

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Character Dialogue
WiccanGirl1 Icon.png What'll it take to make a witch out of you, Lisa? Isn't there SOMETHING that you want?
Lisa Icon.png Look, unless you can get me early acceptance to Vassar, or convince my Dad to buy me a pony--
WiccanGirl2 Icon.png One pony, coming up.
Lisa Curious Icon.png Wait. What?
WiccanGirl3 Icon.png We can enchant your father to buy you a pony. Easy.
Lisa Surprised Icon.png Do this for me, ladies, and I will be the witchiest witch that ever stirred a cauldron.

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Character Dialogue
Homer Happy Icon.png Lisa, look what I got! It's a pony... keg.
Lisa Nagging Icon.png Wow. Way to go, gals. You bewitched my father into buying the thing he loves most in the world.
Homer Proud Icon.png I was at Moe's. I'd just bought a beer, when suddenly, I felt this overwhelming urge to buy even more beer. It was magical!
Lisa Icon.png I'm sorry, but I can't join your coven. But so there's no hard feelings, I found you a fourth girl to complete your circle.
WiccanGirl1 Happy Icon.png Really? Oh, Lisa, that's wonderful!
Agnes Angry Icon.png Buckle up, witches. Because this coven is about to get DARK and WEIRD. Hah hah!
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