|“||Be yourself, everyone else is from last year's event.||”|
— Oscar Wilde's unlock message.
|Annoy Other Ghosts|| 105|
|Battle a Brit|| 520|
|Confuse Tourists with Quotes|| 260|
|Drink and Babysit|| 260|
|Let Springfield Inspire Him|| 420|
|Offer Weird Advice|| 600|
|Spitball Quotes|| 1000|
|When Selected||When sent on a good job||When sent on a bad job||When collecting from a job|
|"There are only two tragedies in life..."||"One is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it."|
- Is one of the 15 characters based on real-life people, along with Mozart, Matt Groening, Stephen Hawking, Blackbeard, Weird Al Yankovic, Jack the Ripper, Geoffrey Chaucer, J. Edgar Hoover, and the presidents.
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