One Track Mind
Release Date
August 30, 2015
One Track Mind is a limited time main questline released on August 30, 2015, during the Monorail 2015 Event 's Act 2. It's the main questline for the third and last Act.
Quests [ ]
Quest
Requirements
Time
Reward
Triggered By
One Track Mind Pt. 1
Make Homer Get Some Sleep
8h
100 10
Auto
Derailed
Complete Projects on the Project Board (x5)
-
100 10
Auto
One Track Mind Pt. 2
Build Glass Depot
6s
100 10
Lisa
Sort Through Junk to Find Glass (x50)
3h
One Track Mind Pt. 3
Reach Level 15 and Build Moe's Tavern Make Homer Drink at Moe's
- 8h
100 10
Homer
One Track Mind Pt. 4
Make Frink "Go For a Ride" on the Monorail
60m
100 10
Homer
Dialogue [ ]
One Track Mind Pt. 1 [ ]
Character
Dialogue
"I hate this job! I'd turn this train into oncoming traffic and kill everyone on it..."
"-if I could in any way steer this train, or there were any other trains going the other direction."
"I have seen these symptoms before. It's called "Public Transit Service Depression" or PTSD."
"I think PTSD is already taken."
"You can't copyright an acronym. Just ask the inventors of "Two-Stage-To-Orbit" spacecraft."
"For now, though, tell your father to get some sleep."
Derailed [ ]
Character
Dialogue
"Dad! I meant get some sleep at home... not while you were driving."
"Conducting, Lisa. In the monorail business we call driving conducting. And we call passengers souls."
"That's the airline business."
"I know. Creepy, isn't it?"
One Track Mind Pt. 2 [ ]
Character
Dialogue
"Mister Cobb, you have to do something to save my Dad from having to conduct the monorail every hour of the day."
"How? Build a self-conducting fully autonomous monorail? Why, such a thing would require the monorail to be sentient!"
"Hoyvin-Glavin-Blovin-Ipsen! Finally something in my line of expertise!"
"I just so happen to have spent the last five years working on just such a sentient AI."
"It started as a ... ahem, companion robot *wink wink*, of course, don't they all? But it can easily be altered to drive a monorail."
"Apparently there is a place for both science and mad science in this world."
"All I need to make the transition is some glass."
"Great! I'd been meaning to recommend that we recycle that separately as well."
"BOO!!!"
"BOO!!!"
"BOO!!!"
"SAVE MONEY!"
"YAY!!!"
"YAY!!!"
"YAY!!!"
"I hate this town."
One Track Mind Pt. 3 [ ]
Character
Dialogue
*snore* "Must drive monorail..."
*snore* "Must kill everyone..."
"Wake up, Mr. Simpsons. The monorail is fully automated now."
"Really? Oh thank God, I was getting a bit OCD here... overly crazy driving!"
"Now you can go home, Dad, and finally get some sleep."
"Thanks, sweetie. That's exactly what I'll do!"
One Track Mind Pt. 4 [ ]
Character
Dialogue
"To think my work in companion AI could lead to this! There's truly a part of me in that monorail."
"I'd like that, Professor Frink."
"Please, call me John. I mean... WHAT THE GLAVIN?! Monorail, you're alive?"
"Only when I'm around you, John."
"glavin-hoyvin-moyvin-mayvin-oyvin-goyvin..."
"Tee-hee. You flatter me! So would you like to go for a ride?"
"...loyvin-layvin-shkloyvin-bleshklayvin..."
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