One Track Mind is a limited time main questline released on August 30, 2015, during the Monorail 2015 Event's Act 2. It's the main questline for the third and last Act.

Quests[edit | edit source]

Quest Requirements Time Reward Triggered By
One Track Mind Pt. 1 Make Homer Get Some Sleep 8h Cash100
Derailed Complete Projects on the Project Board (x5) - Cash100
One Track Mind Pt. 2 Build Glass Depot 6s Cash100
Sort Through Junk to Find Glass (x50) 3h


One Track Mind Pt. 3 Reach Level 15 and Build Moe's Tavern
Make Homer Drink at Moe's
One Track Mind Pt. 4 Make Frink "Go For a Ride" on the Monorail 60m Cash100

Dialogue[edit | edit source]

One Track Mind Pt. 1[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Conductor Homer Angry Icon.png "I hate this job! I'd turn this train into oncoming traffic and kill everyone on it..."
Conductor Homer Icon.png "-if I could in any way steer this train, or there were any other trains going the other direction."
Sebastian Cobb Icon.png "I have seen these symptoms before. It's called "Public Transit Service Depression" or PTSD."
Lisa Icon.png "I think PTSD is already taken."
Sebastian Cobb Icon.png "You can't copyright an acronym. Just ask the inventors of "Two-Stage-To-Orbit" spacecraft."
Sebastian Cobb Icon.png "For now, though, tell your father to get some sleep."

Derailed[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Lisa Surprised Icon.png "Dad! I meant get some sleep at home... not while you were driving."
Conductor Homer Icon.png "Conducting, Lisa. In the monorail business we call driving conducting. And we call passengers souls."
Lisa Sad Icon.png "That's the airline business."
Conductor Homer Sad Icon.png "I know. Creepy, isn't it?"

One Track Mind Pt. 2[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Lisa Icon.png "Mister Cobb, you have to do something to save my Dad from having to conduct the monorail every hour of the day."
Sebastian Cobb Icon.png "How? Build a self-conducting fully autonomous monorail? Why, such a thing would require the monorail to be sentient!"
Professor Frink Icon.png "Hoyvin-Glavin-Blovin-Ipsen! Finally something in my line of expertise!"
Professor Frink Icon.png "I just so happen to have spent the last five years working on just such a sentient AI."
Professor Frink Icon.png "It started as a ... ahem, companion robot *wink wink*, of course, don't they all? But it can easily be altered to drive a monorail."
Sebastian Cobb Icon.png "Apparently there is a place for both science and mad science in this world."
Professor Frink Icon.png "All I need to make the transition is some glass."
Lisa Icon.png "Great! I'd been meaning to recommend that we recycle that separately as well."
Helen Lovejoy Boo Icon.png "BOO!!!"
Sideshow Mel Boo Icon.png "BOO!!!"
Lenny Boo Icon.png "BOO!!!"
Lisa Shouting Icon.png "SAVE MONEY!"
Helen Lovejoy Yay Icon.png "YAY!!!"
Sideshow Mel Yay Icon.png "YAY!!!"
Lenny Yay Icon.png "YAY!!!"
Lisa Annoyed Icon.png "I hate this town."

One Track Mind Pt. 3[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Conductor Homer Asleep Icon.png *snore* "Must drive monorail..."
Conductor Homer Asleep Icon.png *snore* "Must kill everyone..."
Sebastian Cobb Icon.png "Wake up, Mr. Simpsons. The monorail is fully automated now."
Conductor Homer Icon.png "Really? Oh thank God, I was getting a bit OCD here... overly crazy driving!"
Lisa Icon.png "Now you can go home, Dad, and finally get some sleep."
Conductor Homer Icon.png "Thanks, sweetie. That's exactly what I'll do!"

One Track Mind Pt. 4[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Professor Frink Icon.png "To think my work in companion AI could lead to this! There's truly a part of me in that monorail."
Monorail Train Icon.png "I'd like that, Professor Frink."
Professor Frink Icon.png "Please, call me John. I mean... WHAT THE GLAVIN?! Monorail, you're alive?"
Monorail Train Icon.png "Only when I'm around you, John."
Professor Frink Icon.png "glavin-hoyvin-moyvin-mayvin-oyvin-goyvin..."
Monorail Train Icon.png "Tee-hee. You flatter me! So would you like to go for a ride?"
Professor Frink Happy Icon.png "...loyvin-layvin-shkloyvin-bleshklayvin..."
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