One Girl Army is a limited-time questline released on March 15, 2017, with the Rommelwood Academy 2017 Event. It requires the decoration The Eliminator, as well as the Rommelwood Event completed.

Quest Edit

Quest Requirements Time Reward Triggered By
One Girl Army Make Lisa Conquer The Eliminator 12h Cash100
Training Dummy

Dialogue Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Skinner Madsad Icon All I wanted was to be supreme overlord of an army of ten-year-olds. Is that a crime?
Lisa Icon According to the UN, yes. But if it makes you feel better, I'd still like to finish The Eliminator. I couldn't live with myself if I had an incomplete on my permanent record.
Skinner Madhappy Icon Will you sing the "Skinner is the Best" marching cadence while you do it?
Lisa Nagging Icon No.
Skinner Madsad Icon Apparently you can live with having ‘being a meanie' on your permanent record.

End Edit

Character Dialogue
Lisa Surprised Icon I finished! It was the hardest thing I've ever had to do but I finished!
Blue-Haired Lawyer Icon Thank you for legally consenting to join the Armed Forces.
Lisa Shocked Icon Whaaaaa?
Blue-Haired Lawyer Icon Due to a recent executive order, recruits can be entrapped into enlistment starting as early as age nine.
Lisa Confused Icon But I'm only eight.
Blue-Haired Lawyer Icon Another draft dodger. This is the Navy preschool all over again.
Continue Conquering The Eliminator to uncover special prizes.
— System Message.

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