One Girl Army is a limited-time questline released on March 15, 2017, with the Rommelwood Academy 2017 Event. It requires the decoration The Eliminator, as well as the Rommelwood Event completed.
Quest[]
| Quest | Requirements | Time | Reward | Triggered By |
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| One Girl Army | Make Lisa Conquer The Eliminator | 12h |  100  10 Training Dummy |
Auto |
Dialogue[]
Start[]
| Character | Dialogue |
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All I wanted was to be supreme overlord of an army of ten-year-olds. Is that a crime? |
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According to the UN, yes. But if it makes you feel better, I'd still like to finish The Eliminator. I couldn't live with myself if I had an incomplete on my permanent record. |
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Will you sing the "Skinner is the Best" marching cadence while you do it? |
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No. |
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Apparently you can live with having ‘being a meanie' on your permanent record. |
End[]
| Character | Dialogue |
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I finished! It was the hardest thing I've ever had to do but I finished! |
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Thank you for legally consenting to join the Armed Forces. |
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Whaaaaa? |
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Due to a recent executive order, recruits can be entrapped into enlistment starting as early as age nine. |
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But I'm only eight. |
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Another draft dodger. This is the Navy preschool all over again. |
| “ | Continue Conquering The Eliminator to uncover special prizes. | ” |
— System Message.
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